Q: What does Method do when you send him a video of you stripteasing? (17507 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.17 on 437 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by (V)eTHoD (View user info) at 2005-09-16 20:45:02 EDT
A: He posts it. Thanks for the mammaries, Jeannee. What did you THINK I was going to do with this?
NEVER TRUST ANYONE FROM THE INTERNET FOLKS, especially Ubersite.
k buh bye now
hello.wmv (6 MB) [video/x-ms-wmv]
User Reviews
Submitted by MisterBadger (user info) at 2009-08-20 05:12:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2009-02-14 00:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This video of Method's sister never gets old.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2009-02-13 02:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i hate it when it's all tease/tits/tease/tits/tease/tits and no pussy. You gotta show hole at the end or it's no fair!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-02-13 01:07:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Actually I'm retarded and didn't notice the date.
haha.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2009-02-13 01:07:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You already posted this one a year or two ago.
Man, I've been here way too long.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2009-02-13 00:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is where I come to fap.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-04-18 20:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I've met this chick before somewhere. Her face looks familiar.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-18 13:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That?
Was awesome.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-18 13:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmm, that is tasty
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-08-17 23:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahaha...
yeah...
sigh.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 17:50:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 17:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else look at the comments by Insanethemind and think "Yup, this guy's going to die."
He was an asshole while he was alive, I see.
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To be honest, whilest Insane and I were calling each other "nappy headed" and "trailor trash" on this post we were having a very pleasant IM conversation elsewhere.
As with almost every other user I have come across outside of Uber, he was actually ok, if not a bit overworked by his inner demons.
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I thought he was an asshole, because the only interaction I ever had with him was the shit from this post. I never had the pleasure of getting to know him in real life, and now I never will. Oh well.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 17:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else look at the comments by Insanethemind and think "Yup, this guy's going to die."
He was an asshole while he was alive, I see.
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To be honest, whilest Insane and I were calling each other "nappy headed" and "trailor trash" on this post we were having a very pleasant IM conversation elsewhere.
As with almost every other user I have come across outside of Uber, he was actually ok, if not a bit overworked by his inner demons.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-08-17 16:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
so awesome
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's mighty white of you dear, but it's a little late for that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll do you first so I don't get any whore on you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:01:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All right, both it is then. I'll be there too - I'll be the one in the chicken suit with the necklace made out of dildos.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:58:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Here we go again. Too bad I'm not drunk this time.
Shloongy, you ratbastard, where shall I send the whores for your 80th birthday extravaganza tomorrow? The house or the office?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD PUT THIS ON THE UBERBOARD.
I hate you, whoever you are. Die in a fire.
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OMG JEANNEEE IS THIS REALLY YOU???
SHE WISHES.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Does anyone else look at the comments by Insanethemind and think "Yup, this guy's going to die."
He was an asshole while he was alive, I see.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HOW THE FUCK DID I MISS THIS GEM TWO YEARS AGO?
Obviously not Jeanneee...but whoever the fuck she is, I've got a raging erection now. Thanks a heap.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD PUT THIS ON THE UBERBOARD.
I hate you, whoever you are. Die in a fire.
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OMG JEANNEEE IS THIS REALLY YOU???
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-08-17 13:39:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD PUT THIS ON THE UBERBOARD.
I hate you, whoever you are. Die in a fire.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-08-17 10:11:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I believe I called Method a God on this post.
I still believe in him. I miss you Method, come home.
Submitted by Harbinger (user info) at 2006-09-16 10:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:26 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it.......
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TAKE IT OFF ALREADY
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:50:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I remember this, but I don't think I ever rated...
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:31:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She should be proud...cute body...fun attitude...
I wish I had that body and the fortitude to be
playful when I was ...whatever age she is!!!
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2006-04-25 21:12:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bootyful
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2006-04-25 20:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
get..get...get...get over it..
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:40:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm really glad Jeanneee isn't here to see this thing up again.
On the other hand, Method is still the MAN.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:25:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WISH that WAS jeanneee...Georgia ain't that far away from me.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:05:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus. I have to leave work now and go off to the pub. Fuck you.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on, people, let's let this post die. There'e no reason to keep it on MRR so more people see it.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-12-07 16:05:25 EST (#)
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i mentioned I'd hit it...but that review is pretty far down.
I'm reiterating that...I'd hit it
with my penis.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All those curves and me with no.....car.
Submitted by jesset (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:45:08 EST (#)
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Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it.....
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Now I can't wait to see it!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-12-07 15:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:22:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to say that I have just come home from a Nine Inch Nails concert, and now I'm going to blow a huge load of chicken's special soup all over my fucking LCD panel while watching this and listening to "Closer" on repeat.
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That was funny shit.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oooh old uber drama.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it.......
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it......
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it.....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:34:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it..
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-12-07 14:33:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
Please don't bring up that post. I don't want it getting dug up and put back on MRR. I acted like a complete douchemonkey in my reviews on that post and I will JUST DIE if more people see it.
Submitted by nahnoneofit (user info) at 2005-12-05 02:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus christ ill never need to see another naked woman in my life after that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-11-17 01:44:15 EST (#)
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bwahahahah 13K hits
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-09-30 21:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, man. Them breasts are nigh-on perfect.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-28 07:28:33 EDT (#)
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that broad has one hell of a body and knows what she's doing with it.
by the end, i was hoping to see her face
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-27 20:08:22 EDT (#)
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it means that youre a pervert
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-27 19:55:44 EDT (#)
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Ha, it's made it onto other sites.
http://kaktuz.com/2564-Sexy_chick_is_doing_a_Webcam_strip.html
I don't know what that means, though.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:04:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Not that you give a shit, but it's not actually my alter. I just wanted to fuck his/her chances of continuing to post on here since he's such a fucking dickweed.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-25 13:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Q: What does Flarn do when you -2 his posts too many times?
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-25 12:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Still rubbish, just came here to remind myself. Leave my posts alone and ill leave yours. Ill think youll fine youve -2ed my posts more than I can find the time to do yours.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:59:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:02:17 EDT (#)
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awesome. but next time make sure jeanne wags her snootch.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:48:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Rubbish, total rubbish
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-22 19:01:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-09-20 19:51:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
What sucks is I masturbated before I watched this : /
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Hate it when that happens
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:51:29 EDT (#)
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WHY??... OH WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME METHOD!!
WHY I ASK YOU................... WHY??
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 08:14:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-09-21 18:17:29 (#)
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If that's really Jeaneee, I'll have to go +2 every single post of hers. She looks ahelluva lot like a woman I dated my sophomore year in college. I should have never been such an ass...
Say, Jeaneee... did you happen to go to college in the Rocky Mountain area (would have been 4 years ago)??
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Not me dude. Read the reviews.
On second thought, don't read the reviews.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-09-22 03:00:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nobody is better than you.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-22 02:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHHAAHAHAH WHY DOES THIS HAVE 12000 HITS HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-09-21 18:17:29 EDT (#)
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If that's really Jeaneee, I'll have to go +2 every single post of hers. She looks ahelluva lot like a woman I dated my sophomore year in college. I should have never been such an ass...
Say, Jeaneee... did you happen to go to college in the Rocky Mountain area (would have been 4 years ago)??
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-21 17:43:22 EDT (#)
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HOW TO VIEW THIS
right click on the link
save target as
when downloaded, play it from your computer.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-21 17:37:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-21 08:10:43 (#)
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try as I might I have thus far been unable to view this..........(sniff)
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Barny, you're missig out.
Sorry, man.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-21 08:24:03 EDT (#)
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I really wish this post would disappear already. There's so much evidence of my douchebaggery in the reviews that it makes me want to hurt myself.
If anyone gets beaten up over this post, it should be me.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-21 08:10:43 EDT (#)
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try as I might I have thus far been unable to view this..........(sniff)
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2005-09-21 06:36:02 EDT (#)
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My God, what a body. Any chance of posting her address so that I can stalk her?
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-09-21 05:25:08 EDT (#)
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A quick point from yesterday - Method somebody threatened to beat you up a the next Ubercon etc, and that's silly but hardly unreasonable when you're posting stuff like this without people's permission. Folks are perfectly entitled to be offended and that's something you should accept.
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-21 00:39:39 EDT (#)
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This is still here?
Go away already
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-09-21 00:28:47 EDT (#)
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All this fat talk.....
I drew blood from a 600 pound woman tonight that was admitted to my hospital.
Now THAT'S fat. I even had to go get a special needle that was not designed for phlebotomy just to reach her vein.
Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-09-20 23:32:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A+ - I really liked this one.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-09-20 21:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2005-09-20 19:51:58 EDT (#)
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What sucks is I masturbated before I watched this : /
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-09-20 18:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whenever I step into threads like this it's a good old fasioned case of MOM! HE'S TOUCHING ME! v. NUH UH HE TOUCHED ME FIRST!
If it wasn't so funny I'd suggest you all quit it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-20 12:20:24 EDT (#)
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huh
OK GO????
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT????
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-09-20 10:12:17 EDT (#)
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This would be better if OK GO didn't suck hardcore donkeyballs.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-20 09:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
method fucking owns.
Submitted by theroo (user info) at 2005-09-20 09:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
NEEDS MORE RAPE!
Submitted by GoodInTheSac (user info) at 2005-09-20 01:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ghey
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:10:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351
0000000000000
i think that is the highest numberofwords: hits or reviews ratio ever.
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Tim, I suggest you stop kissing ass. People are starting to talk you
asskisser.
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:53:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Kicker of all ass
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice apartment.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
10k? ahahhahahahahahha
*high 5/grope*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-19 13:52:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a very naughty boy!
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So how about them Patriots, Jugs?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot.
I mean Jeanee's hot.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:10:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73351
0000000000000
i think that is the highest numberofwords: hits or reviews ratio ever.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-19 13:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're a very naughty boy!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-19 13:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also Berty would like it noted for the record that that bird is finger lickin' tasty.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-19 10:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MAN, ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS.........
<bows down> "We're not worthy" <bows down>
This boy pulled some fucking strings here. He is forever the MASTER of puppets.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
<reads all the comments>
Wow. Method is the master pupetteer. You should be employed by the government or something.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-19 07:57:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AndASmallFry (user info) at 2005-09-19 00:08:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you still have those pics of Urbane? My anatomy and physiology class is giving extra credit to students who bring in photographs of interesting anatomical abnormalities.
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Translation: I want to masturbate. Please help me.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-19 07:08:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-19 06:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart is going to cap this post, just like he does all my other posts.
It'll top off at 15,000 hits at most before he drops the executioners blade.
Which is quite the load of horseshit if I may say so myself.
Shit, your "Pics of my 8 yr old daughter" would have over a million hits by now if it weren't capped. Bart's just afraid of you taking his title as the most viewed author.
On an unrelated note, if current posting rates continue, JMG114 is going to overtake Bart as MVA within the next 2 months.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-19 06:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart is going to cap this post, just like he does all my other posts.
It'll top off at 15,000 hits at most before he drops the executioners blade.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-19 03:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm linkwhoring here for two reasons.
1. As viewed as this message is, it'll be seen by thousands of people. (or by the same 5 people thousands of times)
2. The post, with no linkwhoring, got only 1 review and 68 hits!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75183
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75183
Submitted by AndASmallFry (user info) at 2005-09-19 00:08:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you still have those pics of Urbane? My anatomy and physiology class is giving extra credit to students who bring in photographs of interesting anatomical abnormalities.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-18 20:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:44:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:12:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
MVM... this got 100 hits in 30 minutes... or 1 every 30 seconds. People are depraved, including myself.
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guess who failed basic maths at school?
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Yeah, you're right. More like one every 20 seconds. I'm surprised that's what you're thinking about though.
I guess being hateful to someone random internet blogger is more important to you than getting off. Either that, or you're gay.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:44:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:12:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
MVM... this got 100 hits in 30 minutes... or 1 every 30 seconds. People are depraved, including myself.
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guess who failed basic maths at school?
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
re 16 y olds, eat your heart out
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:25:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
9029 hits, 335 replies.....
And all on a weekend.
Method, you are a GOD!
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MVM... this got 100 hits in 30 minutes... or 1 every 30 seconds. People are depraved, including myself.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:02:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I hate you all.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
9029 hits, 335 replies.....
And all on a weekend.
Method, you are a GOD!
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-18 15:21:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You've just made my Sunday morning SO much more enjoyable.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-09-18 13:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ya know? This is the best quality porno I've ever seen, ever. Thanks Method.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2005-09-18 10:19:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Drew, thanks for defending my honor, sweetie. But don't worry. I would never send nude pictures/films of myself to anyone, much less anyone from this website. I'm not an imbecile."
Hey, theres nothing wrong with expressing yourself via showing us your bongos.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-18 09:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BILLSBCHAMPS:
Bring it on bitch, i got the lube, the whips and the chains, you just bring the creme de menthe
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-18 02:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeannee - We don't speak much but I take notice anytime you ever say anything.
You're a very bright, very witty woman and a total sweetheart.
That means a lot in my book.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-17 23:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
IM NOT FUCKING ALL THAT!!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 23:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HOOK EM HORNS!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 23:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what the hell are you talking about?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
A good start......
You're within 40K now.
go Go GO!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why hasn't Denzel Washington been in any movies recently?!?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So is this a full blown chatroom now? ASL EVERYONE LOLOL
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Texas slaughtered Rice. HOOK 'EM HORNS!!! See you bitches at the Rose Bowl
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:13:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zak, yes I was being sincere. I'm almost always being sincere. I suppose that's my downfall.
Clemson lost to Miami in 3OT earlier tonight. I'm now drinking heavily to drown my football sorrows.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:05:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck you MICHIGAN STATE YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd fuck Jeannee and Insane, preferably at the same time.
GO BOOZE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:25:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know that Apollo truly appreciates posts like these.
If I recall correctly, during the Urbane stint, he was quoted as saying
"This is the most fun I have ever had on Ubersite EVER!"
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:09:39 (#)
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You know, Insanethemind, I was trying to stay out of this.
What I was implying originally is that you're being an arsehole, and to shut the fuck up because you're making yourself look like a.
I don't know you, I don't know if you really are a twat (I suspect that you might be), and I don't really give a fuck if you want my opinion or not, you're getting it.
Perhaps you've been too busy being "mentally ill" to know what "mentally ill" is. Wellbutrin and Prozac are drugs designed to treat chemical imbalances in the brain. Prozac (fluoxetine, by its generic name) is an SSRI, which deals with the serotonin levels.
Having Daddy issues and just being a little confused sadly does not count as "mentally ill". It counts as fucked up, and it doesn't make you unique or special. Join the club. """
I'll wager itm pisses all over this remark.
I feel pretty mentally ill right now but I have had 2 grams of cocaine.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method - this is a talent.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shit, jeanneee, your replies were sincere? stop taking the site so seriously woman.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dear lord, imagine if I posted this on a weekday
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:37:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stin,
seems i did not underestimate you at all. that is refreshing these days. Of course, i get nothing out of this besides a few moments of entertainment and am only being an arsehole just to be an arsehole.
As for you, Jeaneeee, I apologize for being so rude. I did not read your whole post and that was indeed very rude of me to say. I didnt realise until after that someone may indeed be hurt or dead, so my comment was more than a little out of line. By the way we are all sensitive about our looks, you are not the only one.
You are not ugly, I think thats what I said at first, but then I got caught up in baiting these other people.
Take me for example, i think i may go out and shoot myself because hollygolitely doesnt think im a man god.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Everyone please, just let it go. Clearly, I have a lot of issues with the way I look, and when someone hits the wrong button, I just melt down.
I'm embarrassed for having overreacted so strongly to stuff people said about me. You're all entitled to your opinion, and I shouldn't let it affect me, but sometimes I just can't help it.
To everyone who said nice things about me, thanks. I appreciate the thought.
Insanethemind, I'm sorry for saying that stuff about how you're lower than shit or whatever. I guess I just misinterpreted what you said on my post about Joel. It just seemed to me like you were saying you hoped he was dead, which he is. He was one of my best friends, and the loss still hurts really, really bad - so if I feel like someone is being a dick about it, I have a tendency to fly off the handle. No hard feelings. And if you think I'm obese, well, like I said, you're entitled to your opinion.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH, whoops.
I'm ignorable because I don't prove your "point".
Good day, loser.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:15:40 (#)
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Anyway, in seriousness prozac and welbutrin do not treat true mental illness, dude. That is what thorazine, haldol, seroquel, zyprexa and the other, anti psychotics are for. Having a "chemical imbalance" that can be successfully treated by a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor hardly qualifies someone as mentally ill.
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Thought you weren't replying anymore?
I'm glad to see that I can call you out and find that you do know what you're talking about (unlike so many people who bandy the words "mentally ill" around).
To be perfectly honest, I really don't care anymore. Be as mean as you like to whoever you like. But I can let this go knowing that I was dealing with someone who would not listen to reason and was being an arsehole for the hell of it. What do you get from this?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:25:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holly,
in case you hadnt noticed, i stopped responding to you QUITE SOME TIME AGO!
You are obviously limited in the brains dept. so there is no use arguing with you.
The point she proved was not that you are a liar, but that some people are obviously telling bald faced lies to make genie feel better about herself
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:55:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
Her nipples are way too nipple colored.
<><><>
Funniest review I've seen in a fucking month.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stikes=strikes
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:20:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
(i asked manic if i could paste this)
InsaneTheMind: there is no need to .... shade the truth in this context. you did not REALLY mean that you would have sex with that girl, did you?
manicmother1: nah, I'm as straight as they come. I do like jeanneee though. She's a good person at heart
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See, exactly my fucking point. It is obvious that Genie is a great person, and you love her so you are trying to butter her up.
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And how, exactly, does that prove that I am a liar?
I'd do her, ten times over.
I'm straight, but she stikes me.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
(i asked manic if i could paste this)
InsaneTheMind: there is no need to .... shade the truth in this context. you did not REALLY mean that you would have sex with that girl, did you?
manicmother1: nah, I'm as straight as they come. I do like jeanneee though. She's a good person at heart
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See, exactly my fucking point. It is obvious that Genie is a great person, and you love her so you are trying to butter her up.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:18:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/66865
Interesting that you're right next to eachother.
I doubt that there is anyone on uber who would choose you over her, gay or straight.
Sweetheart, (here comes my pitty reply), maybe God doesn't deal us all great cards. You're not the worst looking person I've ever seen. I'm sure there is a girl out there who wouldn't mind you.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:15:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stin,
well, lookey here... you didnt want to get into it, but you did! Great :)
Anyway, in seriousness prozac and welbutrin do not treat true mental illness, dude. That is what thorazine, haldol, seroquel, zyprexa and the other, anti psychotics are for. Having a "chemical imbalance" that can be successfully treated by a selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor hardly qualifies someone as mentally ill.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess I just dont get it. Someone having different taste than me has never riled me up.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"to shut the fuck up because you're making yourself look like an ignorant, arrogant dickweed."
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, Insanethemind, I was trying to stay out of this.
What I was implying originally is that you're being an arsehole, and to shut the fuck up because you're making yourself look like a.
I don't know you, I don't know if you really are a twat (I suspect that you might be), and I don't really give a fuck if you want my opinion or not, you're getting it.
Perhaps you've been too busy being "mentally ill" to know what "mentally ill" is. Wellbutrin and Prozac are drugs designed to treat chemical imbalances in the brain. Prozac (fluoxetine, by its generic name) is an SSRI, which deals with the serotonin levels.
Having Daddy issues and just being a little confused sadly does not count as "mentally ill". It counts as fucked up, and it doesn't make you unique or special. Join the club.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what else can people argue about DREW? the colour of the sky? how much you suck? what colour money is?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is there to argue about? A difference in opinion? Surely you cant be serious.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:03:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bahahahahahahahah zak!
+2 for you my oh so astute nigga!
Ok i have had enough of this delayed arguing, if anyone would like to continue it in ims I will be online at insanethemind on aim for about 30 minutes, starting now!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so...ITM...are you really mentally ill? because all you'll need is a sex-change and you can blend effortlessly into the female community here.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:01:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://erickb.myphotoalbum.com/slideshow.php?set_albumName=
ATTN GHEY MENZ
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:00:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stin,
What exactly are you pleased to hear??
I think I made a mistake there, because it seems like you think I was serious and wanted to know your opinion!
Thanks though, but actually Wellbutrin is actually the same drug as Zyban, the stop smoking aid, just marketed under a different name. It's anti-depressive properties are limited at best and besides, anti depressants are not for the truly "mentally ill" , are they stin, so it wouldn't help someone as sick as me, now would it?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Zakalwe, I dont think anyone is beating up on her. She's a little too thin and pasty for my liking but I wouldnt go as far as to call her ugly. Different strokes for different folks. I wouldnt knock you for thinking she is sexy. Whatever warms your gravy. I am continually amazed by people that try to start arguments and nerdfights over a difference in opinion.
No, Im not polyamorousaj. Im Drew.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
for the record and in case you forgot, THIS is the woman you are all jumping on me over: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66590
PUH-LEAZE.
hahahahaha who in their right mind would "make out" with a whale like that??
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pleased to hear that. And no, I don't recommend Prozac, although I hear Wellbutrin is supposed to be good.
I think you've made your point, and you can probably leave these people be now.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly,
See above.
Um, no......you think that a differing opinion equals a lie. I not only have problems with that, but also your hideous self believing you are entitled to have an opinion.
If we are attacking appearances, I DO have a problem with the picture you took "13 months ago". God knows, the braids might be gone, but you're still an ugly man.
You need to step back, look in the mirror, and realize that if appearances are all we go by, you're screwed.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Her nipples are way too nipple colored.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
manicmother,
Oh, well I guess I just assumed with an attractive handle like "Manicmother", and the hot, model-esque photos you take, that any man who knocked your skank ass up would never stick around...
I STAND CORRECTED! Please, introduce me to your man because I have to shake the hands of whatever guy has standards as low as he does.
Oh and, who said anything about working?? I never said you were or werent a stay at home mom.
Who pays the bills then, hmm?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why is everyone beating up on the woman in the video? she's not anorexic or too thin. I don't understand why everyone is putting her down all of a sudden when she is clearly ALL THAT.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
aj,
1. are you polyamorous aj?
2. yes i realise we all have differing opinions, thats what makes the world go round. I see her as a cow, you see her a sexy (shudder) and I accept that.
Holly,
See above.
We all have opinions and if you are going to go lez for a woman that looks like Genie, and would never put your hands on a God like me, then I think some man, either your father, brother, male cousin, or that guy you had a crush on at the bar last weekend did something very wrong to you to cause it.
Seek help, there are counselors who are there to listen. IT ISNT YOUR FAULT HE TOUCHED YOUR PRIVATES, IT REALLY ISNT!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaha you are such a jackass.
Single mom? You dumb shit, I'm a stay at home mother, I don't HAVE to work.
You wanna say something about how I look? Go right the fuck ahead man, one picture of me on my WORST day has got to be better than you on your best. The shit pouring forth from your mouth just astounds me.
Drew, I wouldn't threaten this little trouble making pissant if he begged me.
He's not worth the time, the effort, or what little physical contact I would have to subject myself to taking this nappy haired waste of oxygen and nailing him to the floor.
Why would I scrap with the yappy little lap dogs when fighting with pit bulls is just so much more rewarding.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is teh funnee
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:46:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im not starting in on anyone. I can appreciate the fact that different people have different opinions and different tastes. Although I completely disagree with you it doesnt necessarily make either one of us wrong. Like Stin and Holley, Id take Jeanneee an ol' day of the week over that girl. It doesnt mean we are lying or have alterior motives. Just different taste than you. Surely you realize that different people like different things? Why do you think there are so many endless varieties of porn?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:45:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Stin,
Aha, thanks for asking! Suiting me just fine thanks. I hoped someone had noticed my return from the long-term-looney-bin, no one seemed to at all, actually. I wish I knew what you knew, then I could save my effort at typing.
Fortunately for me, I finally found what it was I was looking for, but this is not the place I would like to discuss it. Drop us an email some time and I will tell you all about it, it was quite the experience!
Oh and, do you recommend prozac? Never taken it. I have felt much better since I rid myself of psychotropic substances a little while ago, personally and can not see myself going back on them, at least not until I have a few more months to experiment.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Insane, if by your standards, she is "average",
and,
I'd make out with her,
but never touch you,
Then, what, exactly would you rate yourself?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was too busy writing a post instead of shitty replies but I appreciate your heartfelt concern.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:38:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ajannsen,
please, spare me. Manic wouldnt know crazy if I punched here in the face and raped her kid. She is just an emotional wreck...
I notice how you didnt say SHIT until they started in on me
Funny.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How's the mental illness suiting you, Michael? Home again now, I see.
I think it might be time for another Prozac.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stin,
surely you jest? I have no idea what holly looks like, and only have seen one picture of Genie and that was today (round about drink number 6 and she still looked like shit) but come on.
You must have no standards whatsoever, or you are just stepping in to defend her, the exact same conundrum that our dear holly fell into before you. Don't you realise that Genie knows you are just trying to protect her (obviously) fragile ego??
I say that in all seriousness, really I do. I would hate to have someone try to tell me the outrageous fabrications that you are trying to pass off as truth. It would make me feel supremely pathetic.
And in what UNIVERSE is Genie a "normal" looking girl? You must be talking about some town where all they eat is Big Macs 3 meals a day.
She isn't normal in my estimation. Obese would be more like it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where is the love?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Stin, I concur.
Insane, I wouldnt fuck with Manic if I was you. Shes a bit crazy and likes to castrate men with sporks.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holly,
Seems you saw some photo of me from about 13 months ago and it made a BIG impression on you, huh? I don't have braids now, infact have not since last november, but it is incredibly satisfying to hear you mention them and even more so to see the ire that you hold towards me.
Chill out, I am just having a bit of sport with your average looking friend (average for a fatass that is)
Manicmother,
haha, you don't really want to know the truth about how YOU look do you? If you do, please feel free to ask, you stank peice of trailer park trash. I see you are a single mom, how's that workin out for you, cunt? Biiiiiiiiiiig surprise there, I WONDER why he didn't stick around???
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Anorexia should not be attractive, people.
If she laid on her back, you could use her as a freaking toastrack. Normal is the way to go. I'd do Holly or Jeanneee every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
"Rah, rah, rah, Stin's a fat slag." (Predicted quote, I'majerkinthemind)
Get the everliving fuck over yourself.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:27:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh the hotness
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:25:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:18:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, will someone feed that girl?
Take her to Maccy D's and don't let her leave till she's eaten all the bacon
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Agreed, and she's pasty. No one likes bones but dogs. It reminds of when I fucked a scrawny girl doggy-style. It felt like she was elbowing me the whole time.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, dirtball. If I must be blunt, than I shall.
I don't typically do the "girl thing", but once upon a time, Jeanneee made a sexual reference (not sure who, what, when, where, why), but I thought it was hot (after seeing her picture).
Today, I saw the Grover impersonator take her top off and did NOT think it was interesting in any way.
Your fucking obsession with telling me that I'm a liar is making me want to rip each and every dirty braid out of your head.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:59:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. I would hate to see how fucking cowish you are, if you call a 190 pound man skinny.
Is that it? Is this a 'one fat-slag makes the other fat-slag feel better, pity party?'
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Ok pissant, that was a step over the line.
Why don't you go rub one off to mommy's panties drawer. The big people are talking.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:18:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, will someone feed that girl?
Take her to Maccy D's and don't let her leave till she's eaten all the bacon.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:15:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you should have come right out and said it instead of trying to be cute about it Champ.
example: Holly isn't a cow.
That would have worked just fine, I think.
I also see that you didnt jump in and defend Genie, which only furthers my original argument.
Thanks. I love unwilling accomplices.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:10:50 EDT (#)
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Hardly, Champ. I'm just pointing out to you that she isn't the whale you've implied she is.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:06:51 EDT (#)
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hadtobedone,
jumping on the lipstick lez bandwagon too?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:01:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holly is quite hot. If she'd just agree to meet me for dinner or drinks, I'd do her.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:59:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
p.s. I would hate to see how fucking cowish you are, if you call a 190 pound man skinny.
Is that it? Is this a 'one fat-slag makes the other fat-slag feel better, pity party?'
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bah hahahaha.
You are back pedaling, holly. You know and I fucking know that I caught you, I called you out and now you are embarassed about it.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:51:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You dern piece of shit.
I do not appreciate your attempt to put words into my mouth. I THOUGHT by me saying that I'd not lie, would somehow insinuate that.......I'm not lying.
You can continue believing that the entire world revolves around you, but please do not read the lines that follow, as they might confuse your psyche......
(shhhhh....uber, this is for the rest of you)
The skinny, Jamaican braid wearing, white boy's opinion isn't worth the shit on our shoes.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Genie,
Saying that anyone on this earth "deserves" anything is just plain silly. Now, I have no idea who it is you are talking about who died on 18 may (incidentally, my brother's birthday.. death and birth, its coming full circle i see) and I also do not realise why you think I will burn in hell...
You might need to step back, take a valium and think this through young lady, for I am innocent here.
As for you holly, for one thing... this girl is not pre puberty. Secondly, I do not think that Genie is ugly at all, but COME ON! She does not look anything like this girl, who I believe everyone who is being honest will admit, is attractive, moderately at least, hot at best.
The reason I told you to stop lying is because it was just so blatant and pathetic the way you did it. I mean, you may as well tell adonis, or James Dean they are cuter than me! Those would equal the lie you told Genie.
Think about the negative effect 'white lies' like that have on the receiver. For one, they might mistakenly believe they are true, but more likely, they will totally lower your credability in their eyes... You would have been nicer to tell her the truth, now she knows you actually think she IS ugly and just wanted to make her feel better.
Stupid slag.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's directed towards you, Method.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:03:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Random sexual comment about anonymous internet stranger to make them feel better.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-17 17:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
whoa, wtf happend while I was gone?
Skate it off Jeanneee, my pet. The world continues to revolve and assholes will continue to make their idiotic comments.
And if it makes you feel any better....
I'd do ya...
In the pooper....
With a strap-on...
Love ya!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-17 17:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't give a shit WHO this is. I'd break her down like daddys' shotgun and do her "plantation" style.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-17 17:51:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She is of reasonable hotness.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-17 17:37:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 14:37:54 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope they are dead
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Yes, he is dead. He died on May 18. He was 17 years old. He never even got to experience half the things you have in the life you take for granted and don't even deserve.
You're lower than shit and I hope you rot in hell.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 17:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think my prude is showing.
I don't know how to spell ho/hoe.... so, let's call her a whore.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 17:21:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 14:33:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
stop lying to her, holly.
no she is not
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This is really beginning to irritate me. I've no reason to lie to anyone on the intarweb and never have.
Long rant short, I'd get with Jeanneee, but I wouldn't touch the pre-pube, "near, far" hoe in the video with a ten foot pole.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:47:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:43:11 (#)
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like you.
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Absolutely. Jeannee has always been nice whereas I'm an insensitive asshole. As much shit as I talk I really wouldnt have minded and probably would have laughed along with it.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like you.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:40:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont deny being a complete prick and I do take low blows at people. Ive never considered myself a "good guy" or Cap'n-Save-A-Ho. I just think there are plenty people more deserving of this.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:37:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:21:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
If I had a picture I would. I fuck with people constantly and dont mind when people fuck with me. I'm not thin-skinned or a hypocrite. I can dish it out and take it as well. When people fuck with me I'll laugh along with them if it's original or entertaining. I'm just saying there are plenty of shit starters and people that really deserve to be fucked with rather than Jeanneee. I dont understand why someone would go out of their way to try to get her riled up.
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This really has nothing to do with you and Jeanneee seems to be able to take care of herself...
stop being the 'good guy'. you do 'asshole' so much better.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:21:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I had a picture I would. I fuck with people constantly and dont mind when people fuck with me. I'm not thin-skinned or a hypocrite. I can dish it out and take it as well. When people fuck with me I'll laugh along with them if it's original or entertaining. I'm just saying there are plenty of shit starters and people that really deserve to be fucked with rather than Jeanneee. I dont understand why someone would go out of their way to try to get her riled up.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ajansen,
how about posting a picture of your mom, then?
I'm sure plenty of people would fuck with her.
Im sure you dont mean I was fucking with her, I was merely chastising holly
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:07:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yall really are pricks for fucking with her. Im not above taking jabs at people but this was pretty low. Jeanneee has always been a sweetheart, couldnt you find someone else more deserving to fuck with?
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the chick is hot, whoever it is.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Genie,
why am I an asshole now? What did I do??
Forgive meeeeeeee, pleaseeeeeeee
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
does this mean I'm not invited to the Ubercon? = (
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:22:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I am. Isn't that obvious?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit Jeanneee, stop acting like a fucking teenie bopper
OMG THAT GIRL IS HOTTER THAN ME MY LIFE IS OOOOOOOVER NOW LANCE WON'T TAKE ME TO THE PROM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You have no idea how ridiculous you sound right now. You're jealous of some anonymous girl on the internet? Get a grip. Are you that insecure about yourself?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:15:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, I'm fully aware that I'm not even 1/10th as attractive as the girl in that video. THanks so much to everyone for pointing it out.
You're all ugly pieces of shit too. Choke on AIDS.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-17 14:33:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
stop lying to her, holly.
no she is not
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-17 13:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:43:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah yeah yeah, that chick is way hotter than me, I'm fat, I have a lantern jaw, etc etc etc.
Fuck you, Method. I fucking hate you.
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Um, Jeannee,
WTF. You are ever so much cuter than that girl.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 13:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the truth hurts, i guess
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 13:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PORK SWORD DUEL PLEASE ALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALAALLALLALAAL ALLAH ACKBAR JIHAD ON YOU FACKIN GUY
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:55:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG U HAVE TAINTED JEANNEES HONOR AND NOW I AM GOING TO FIGHT YOU MISTER BAD INTRAWEB GUY!!!!1
U JUST MEST WITH THE WRONG GUYS INTRAWEB GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CHALLENGE U TO A DUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey now, I've never seen a picture of you until someone linked to it on this post, and I've never said anything negative about you or called you fat, why are you mentioning lantern jaws and the like?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah yeah yeah, that chick is way hotter than me, I'm fat, I have a lantern jaw, etc etc etc.
Fuck you, Method. I fucking hate you.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He gave it up last night, Method, and conceded that you tricked him. No fights for you big man.
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
top notch.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OK GO!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So is Ajanssen still gonna kick my ass, or can we kiss and make up now?
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
If that is Jeanneee, you are a fucking chicken shit jerk-off for posting this and you better pray that our paths never cross. Take that as shit talking, a threat, however you want to. But if you ever show your face at an Ubercon and I'm there, make no mistake I will fuck your world up. Guaranteed.
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+2 for this. Oh Method, you bring out the best in people!
For the record, I think that chick looks more like MandaPanda with smaller tits than Jeanee. The jaw is the biggest giveaway.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-17 10:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I rented this from Blockbuster six months ago.
No, it wasn't Jeanneee. . .
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-17 10:03:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:17:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, and I love you too Jeannee, please don't sue me, I'm sure you're going to lose your job because of this, but hey, that's amore
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I love you too.
You fucking faggot.
Submitted by garcon_fou (user info) at 2005-09-17 10:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
jeeeeeeeeesus!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-17 10:00:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-17 09:36:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
And rightfully so. He has to reach my prediction.
My head hurts.
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I'm not surprised. Do you remember our hat conversation?
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-17 09:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-17 06:10:57 (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:54:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
And for the record, I was expecting a tubgirl video.
THERE'S A TUBGIRL VIDEO?!?!?!?
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no, there is about 20 other images in the set though, and there IS a goatse video, which incidentally is in a bathtub
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-17 09:36:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And rightfully so. He has to reach my prediction.
My head hurts.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-17 09:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahaha good god Method, it just keeps going.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-17 08:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
nice
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-17 08:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's Eric Rice when you need him?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-17 07:02:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
obviously not her, but I cracked one off anyway.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 06:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the part where she takes her clothes off.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-17 06:14:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75347 couldn't resist.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-17 06:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:54:36 (#)
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And for the record, I was expecting a tubgirl video.
THERE'S A TUBGIRL VIDEO?!?!?!?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-17 05:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
POW!
You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better unfuck yourself before I unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2005-09-17 05:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that you John Wayne. Is this me?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-17 04:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So tonight I went to a party about a half mile off campus from Kent State University, in an infamous apartment complex known as Old Town Homes. Some friends of mine live there and decided to throw a party. But not just any party - A wear anything but clothes party.
I was excluded from this rule since I was bartender and bouncer at the shindig. These college kids wore trash bags, duct tape, police line tape, bathrobes, towels, togas, gift bags, and (the best) body paint.
People who did not show up in costume were not allowed in, or told to strip down - They had the choice of a trash bag or body paint. I would estimate about 125 people walked in through the door tonight. I saw a lot of nakedness.
Being 28 and living near a college campus definitely has it's perks. Especially the redhead with just two tiny pieces of Duct tape covering her nipples...
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-17 04:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:00:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
shenanigans to the extreme.
jeanee is larger than that.
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This fat asshole has the balls to call anyone out?
You need to shut the fuck up before you go talking shit to anyone.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-17 04:29:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I would only have believed it was her if I had seen her dog in a cage in the background.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
life ain't great right now but it just got 6MB better.
Thanks G
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:24:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
P.S. Doing Cobol at 3:24 AM sucks on Friday sucks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:24:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:17:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah, and I love you too Jeannee, please don't sue me, I'm sure you're going to lose your job because of this
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haha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:23:25 EDT (#)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Monty you rule
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would like to say that I have just come home from a Nine Inch Nails concert, and now I'm going to blow a huge load of chicken's special soup all over my fucking LCD panel while watching this and listening to "Closer" on repeat.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:17:09 EDT (#)
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oh yeah, and I love you too Jeannee, please don't sue me, I'm sure you're going to lose your job because of this, but hey, that's amore
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-17 03:13:40 EDT (#)
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I post this, go out for a few hours, get drunk, and come back to this clusterfuck of a post?
I love you guys
Caul, you're my favorite frenchman.
I can't believe I read all these reviews.
And for all of you who can't be buggered to read all the reviews, YES, this is Jeannee, and she readily admitted it.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-17 02:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:39:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
the point is to read and watch at the same time.
I think that guy he,s on cocaine.
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It's actually harder than you think. With absolutely no understanding of French I don't know where he's up to and I end up outreading him.
Yes, cocaine sounds probable.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey man if i dind't have whiskey dikc I would definietly be popping one right onw.
FU K YOU METHOD YOU COCKSUCKER
HAHAHAHA
AW YOU KNOW I (3 YOU OR SOME SHIT
I XCON'F FHINK THAT'S THE RIGHT ABBREVEIATION
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FUCK YOU BEEPING COMPAURETER
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:39:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the point is to read and watch at the same time.
I think that guy he,s on cocaine.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:49:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
God i'm bored.
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Obviously I'm more bored. I didn't even understand the movies and I still watched them.
I see your translation though. God he's a dumbarse.
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right Click
Save Target as
myporn/hello.wmv
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:49:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God i'm bored.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:49:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahHAHAHAHAHAH
(translated from the orginial FrEnglish version or whatever the fuck that belgian speaks)
VAN DAMME IS GOD
http://www4.tz-technologie.com/images/cannes.wmv
I am in top shape! I'm back!
Van Damme is back. Physically and mentally! Nothing can stop me. Which...if you are really close to God, you see you can have a certain communication. I'm not talking about a telephone, I'm talking about a certain spirituality. And if you want to do something and you really want to do it it's possible because I did it once. When I arrived in the USA, I wasn't known. I had nothing and managed to succeed without anything. Thanks to ...ahh....oooh...aaah...to trust...to belief...in faith! So...I had a full cycle. And now I'm restarting that cycle. I'm very happy and very lucky to have that cycle again.
Interviewer: Your...huh..spirituality, you would define it how?
It is very simple. It is made of yes and noes, it is made of....ooooh, look at that girl she's so beautiful!
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VAN DAMME AND NUMBERS
http://www4.tz-technologie.com/images/chiffres.mpg
VD: 1 plus 1 equals?
I: 2!
VD: No...1! We talk, we talk as 1 because we're together
I: Well, if we imply 1 plus 1 equals 1, it's alway you.
VD: It's love!
I: 2 in 1.
VD: No, but in our world 1 plus 1 equals 2, and 2 plus 2 equals 4, this way we become selfish, we take cash and we don't share. But maybe 1 plus 1 equals 11! And that is pretty!
I: Mmh.
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VD: Aaah, 13 for me it represents, 13. 1 plus 3, 4. You can divide it...you can't divide it! You can't multiply it! Yes, you can divide it. You can divide it 6½ huh? It's correct?
I: Yes, yes, it's correct.
VD: It's a number, a number. The 7. It's a number that is really... I don't know, I think of 7, it's always...it reminds...7 stories, 7 levels, 7 dwarves. There were 7 dwarves in Snowhite?
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VAN DAMME IS AWARE
http://www4.tz-technologie.com/images/aware.wmv
I don't believe in coincidences. I pretend that all on Earth, on life, on the Universe: your interview with me, the water temperature, the earthquakes, pollution, the people who did wrong on Earth, the who did good. That is messages for us. So...I'm getting lost in a...great subcjects.
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The people see Van Damme as mr. muscle, it's super, the karate, martial arts. But there is also an inner strength I have acquired with years.
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The human being, in general, in life, reacts! We react. We do what we're supposed to do: work, eat, excuse the expression...shit! But I think a human being must create.
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There is people who haven't succeed who aren't aware. They don't know. They aren't at the attention to know they exist. The poor, they don't know! We must wake up people. There is people who work, have their diploma, they're happy and all that...you have a cold. You must blow your nose, wanna kleenex? So there are people like this who aren't aware. Me I'm aware. You see? It's an example, I am aware. And this...why...so people say "Say, it's a guy who uh..." No, but it breaks my heart to see that, you know... So I am aware! I have waken up! And when you wake up? You say: "What am I doing in...huh?" And you can succeed.
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I am real happy to be there. Do you imagine? I am good, I am a movie star. But it's not really that uh...it's beautiful. But the most beautiful about it it's that I talked this way for the 1st time to a camera and deeper things than karate.
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Ok guys, I love France. See you later alligator.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:22:21 EDT (#)
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actually if there was any animal at all i could choose to be, it would be one of these guys: http://snopes.com/photos/rash.asp
i mean if your home IS a tit, you've got it made!!!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:14:31 EDT (#)
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if they're conscious it's rape
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:12:17 EDT (#)
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wait there's a difference? couldv'e fooled me... i wish i'd known this before!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:10:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:05:59 (#)
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kind of like lojope
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no she gets raped by everything
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:09:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
no a tapeworm
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:09:21 EDT (#)
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i want to be a... seahorse
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:08:40 EDT (#)
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I wanna be a baboon.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:05:59 EDT (#)
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kind of like lojope
OH OH OHHHHHHH
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:05:41 EDT (#)
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it's not just murder, it's all out war. in the human sense. scary.
bonobos, on the other hand, just fuck EVERYTHING
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:04:48 EDT (#)
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Yeah. Chimpanzees are the only known species outside of humans that commit actual pre-meditated murder.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:01:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:39:18 (#)
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Did you know that Dolphins form male gangs and kidnap females? Then the female has to fuck EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of the gang so that nobody knows who the father of her calf is, and therefor they won't kill it.
And here I thought they were nice animals.
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did you know that there are male chimpanzees and orangutans that will rape females? i'm not being funny, this is an actual thing, outside of normal mating patterns. it's rather discomforting
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:52:48 EDT (#)
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i fucked a dolphin once but the bitch bit off my air hose
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:49:24 EDT (#)
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It's on right now Drew. But I'm not watching it now. I'm watching a drunk couple fight in my parking lot. Sweet!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:46:58 EDT (#)
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Pockey, I saw that same shit earlier today. Wasnt it on a couple hours ago?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:44:12 EDT (#)
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i wish i was a dolphin
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:39:59 EDT (#)
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I mean, what a slut. She should just fuck ONE dolphin, the Alpha Dolphin, and the rest be damned. Just goes to prove that females of ALL species, humans included, are whores.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:39:18 EDT (#)
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Did you know that Dolphins form male gangs and kidnap females? Then the female has to fuck EVERY SINGLE MEMBER of the gang so that nobody knows who the father of her calf is, and therefor they won't kill it.
And here I thought they were nice animals.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:28:14 EDT (#)
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seeing as i don't even know who the person is supposed to be, the shenanigans angle is rather irrelevant to me
they have nice boobies but the costume on the lower half of the body was very ugly, and for the most part the attempts at coy peekaboo stuff was offputting and oafish
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:25:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i thought i was drunk too but then i realised it was just smegma
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:24:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:12:10 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:59:18 (#)
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Wow. The mention of Jeanneee coming and everybody split like roaches when the lights come on.
oh just admit you were doing this for yourself! you cockslobber
What?
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look. don't try to play it off. last night when your ass was getting dug out by my cousin i heard what you said 'no no hit it on my prostate.' you can't hide when your crotch doesn't smell like fish.
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and i thought i was drunk
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:24:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:18:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:12:10 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:59:18 (#)
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Wow. The mention of Jeanneee coming and everybody split like roaches when the lights come on.
oh just admit you were doing this for yourself! you cockslobber
What?
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look. don't try to play it off. last night when your ass was getting dug out by my cousin i heard what you said 'no no hit it on my prostate.' you can't hide when your crotch doesn't smell like fish.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:21:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:04:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
I masturbate when I hear a guy shitting next to me in the office bathroom. combined with my own turds pushing on my prostate, I just can't take it man!
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this sort of remark is what distinguishes ubersite
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:20:06 EDT (#)
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do not fear me jeanneee
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This site is setting new records for intarweb queerness this evening. I'm kind of scared.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:18:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:12:10 (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:59:18 (#)
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Wow. The mention of Jeanneee coming and everybody split like roaches when the lights come on.
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oh just admit you were doing this for yourself! you cockslobber
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What?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:17:39 EDT (#)
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and to top it all off "haldey" sits around and acts like a dumbass.
SHITTY ALTER ALERT!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:15:25 EDT (#)
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Fuck and I bought season tickets. Fuck it I'm going to bed.
Bunch of pussies.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:13:08 EDT (#)
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Wait...Method disappears...then "Pokey" calls "Jeanneee".
ALTERS ABOUND HERE!@
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:12:34 EDT (#)
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GODDAMNIT this post was supposed to be the bell of the ball this evening.
Looks like we just got the whore from around the corner.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:12:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:59:18 (#)
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Wow. The mention of Jeanneee coming and everybody split like roaches when the lights come on.
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oh just admit you were doing this for yourself! you cockslobber
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:11:15 EDT (#)
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So much for 400 heat now..
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i told you Caul was king :)
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:06:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:04:18 (#)
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I masturbate when I hear a guy shitting next to me in the office bathroom. combined with my own turds pushing on my prostate, I just can't take it man!
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Ok, I've decided I'm NOT going to try your recipe after all.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:05:13 EDT (#)
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Caul? Where the FUCK did that just come from?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:05:07 EDT (#)
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Caul. Dude.
I'm never shitting next to you again.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:04:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:59:07 (#)
Ranking: +2
Drew, thanks for defending my honor, sweetie. But don't worry. I would never send nude pictures/films of myself to anyone, much less anyone from this website. I'm not an imbecile.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GASP HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i LOVE YOU jEANNEEE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I masturbate when I hear a guy shitting next to me in the office bathroom. combined with my own turds pushing on my prostate, I just can't take it man!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
come back to the post... :(
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:00:16 EDT (#)
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I promise I didn't masturbate while watching that repeatedly, Jeanneeeeee
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-16 23:00:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
shenanigans to the extreme.
jeanee is larger than that.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:59:34 EDT (#)
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JEanneee I love yooooouuuuuu
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:59:18 EDT (#)
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Wow. The mention of Jeanneee coming and everybody split like roaches when the lights come on.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Everybody calm the fuck down. That is not me. I only wish I were that hot.
Excellent choice of song though, Method. That's one of my favorites, and if I ever WERE to do a striptease on camera, it would definitely be to that song.
Drew, thanks for defending my honor, sweetie. But don't worry. I would never send nude pictures/films of myself to anyone, much less anyone from this website. I'm not an imbecile.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, where did everybody go?
Then the saying is true. The good really DO die young
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:53:25 EDT (#)
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You guys are in trouble now. Jeanneee's on her way.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's definitely strip club music, don't kid yourself. I've been to more than my fair share of those joints.
See, going to a bar just to drink and smoke is boring. Why not get free airline style food, talk to dirty sluts who just want your cash and watch some random chick take her clothes off??
From a guy who's located in Quebec, Champion of the Strip Clubs.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Got her!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, she'd like this
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:49:24 EDT (#)
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No answer. She must be out "dancing."
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:48:27 EDT (#)
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She'll get a laugh out of it.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:47:41 EDT (#)
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Funny that Jeanneee hasn't been here yet. I'm gonna call her right now.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mugatu. So hot right now. So hot.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
- Boil three eggs
- Toast two slice of whole wheat bread
- Spread Cheez-Whiz on them
- Make thin slices out of the three eggs and spread them evenly on toasts
- Pour honey on top.
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I was fine until I got to the honey. Jesus. I have to try this now.
MANICMOTHER. What's wrong with Grits, sugar? Mmmmmmmm. Grits, with butter and salt. Mmmmmmmm.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:44:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
actually it does sound good
but i was tainted by 11 years in Spain anyway
i mean, they eat blood sausage and pig's ears there
so don't look to me for connoiseur-level tastes
i eat like a barbarian from the steppes
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:43:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:42:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
That's nauseating, Caul. Seriously
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That's what people say before they taste it.
It's very good.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OR ARE YOUL#EWL??>D<F>SDFJLSDKJF:SLDFKJSD:LFK??!?>!11
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's nauseating, Caul. Seriously
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:36:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever you say, caul
http://negativepositive.org/fuck-canada.html
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I came up with that website on Uber as far as I can remember. I exchange emails with the author and submitted the Things That Need To Be Destroyed to B@W. I'm not kidding you. Find a better argument.
By your logic of jealousy, americans would be jealous of Muslims, France, Canada, etc because from what we see in your media, you seem to hate them a whole lot more than we hate you.
Hating countries is just the latest hype, buddy.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:41:48 EDT (#)
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Why, because you say so?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:40:49 EDT (#)
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"I don't know how to respond to such accusations." I'm not guessing at anything, I know what your sick little head is thinking and you're wrong, wrong I say.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:38:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:34:23 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:29:43 (#)
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i put maple syrup on my eggs
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You're a sick little monkey
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Here's a nice reciepe for breakfast:
- Boil three eggs
- Toast two slice of whole wheat bread
- Spread Cheez-Whiz on them
- Make thin slices out of the three eggs and spread them evenly on toasts
- Pour honey on top.
Sounds disgusting but it's good. And it's pefect before a morning workout.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:37:44 EDT (#)
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Oh really, sully. Take a wild guess.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:37:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:35:39 (#)
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It's a travesty and a sham and a mockery. A traveshamockery.
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You stole that and if I could remember from where I'd tell you
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MILLER LITE COMMERCIAL!
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:36:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So hot.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
whatever you say, caul
http://negativepositive.org/fuck-canada.html
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:36:16 EDT (#)
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Manic I just now pieced together what you said to me earlier. I don't know how to respond to such accusations.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:35:39 EDT (#)
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It's a travesty and a sham and a mockery. A traveshamockery.
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You stole that and if I could remember from where I'd tell you
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:35:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:33:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Bacon, jalepeno grits, and sweet tea.
Candian bacon is ham. It doesnt come it strips. Now I'll eat the shit out of some bacon just not Canadian bacon. It's a travesty and a sham and a mockery. A traveshamockery.
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Shit, you know nothing.
Here Ham is Jambon and Bacon is Bacon (strips)
I showed you a picture.
Stop lying.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:32:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
the real reason, drew, is the same real reason behind everything Canada does:
jealousy.
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when an american concludes that, you know his IQ his below average. But that's ok, 50% of the people are.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:34:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:29:43 (#)
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i put maple syrup on my eggs
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You're a sick little monkey
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:33:48 EDT (#)
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Bacon, jalepeno grits, and sweet tea.
Candian bacon is ham. It doesnt come it strips. Now I'll eat the shit out of some bacon just not Canadian bacon. It's a travesty and a sham and a mockery. A traveshamockery.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:33:18 EDT (#)
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less canadada more fake jeanneee threats
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:32:36 EDT (#)
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the real reason, drew, is the same real reason behind everything Canada does:
jealousy.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:31:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck grits
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
When did the art of anonymously reaching out and 'touching' someone, go out of style?
O wait......it didn't, in the real world.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:29:43 EDT (#)
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i put maple syrup on my eggs
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's our culture!!
LOL!
Just like you guys like grits with your breakfast, we like beer! (well at least me anyway)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
maybe the english canadians have another name for it?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:28:00 EDT (#)
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well, those are strips right?
http://mapleleaf.com/consumerproducts/images/brands/ml_bacon.jpg
And it's Canadian.
I don't see your point.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NOOO!! Bacon comes in strips. Its not ham for fuck sakes. Thats my only problem with you Canadians. Does calling it bacon help avoid tariffs when exporting it? Whats the real reason behind this false advertising?
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:24:48 EDT (#)
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400 by this time tomorrow.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont recall ever threatening you. Or anyone else for that matter. I said if this really was Jeannee and our paths crossed there would be hell to pay and I still stand by that. Thats not a threat. I had no plans to hunt anyone down or claim to be the bigger badass. In all my experience Ive learned its the quiet ones that dont say anything are the ones to watch out for. Ive been in a shitload of fights and lost my fair share of them but rarely to the ones that spend most of the time running their mouths and trying to prove something. I think Jeannee is a nice girl and if someone disrespected her on this level I wouldnt just sit around with my thumbs in my ass. If that makes me an ignorant asshole and an internet tough guy then so be it. Im an ignorant asshole and an internet tough guy.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ham and or/peameal.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:22:48 EDT (#)
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what is bacon then?
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:22:42 EDT (#)
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We have good tv shows too.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:22:21 EDT (#)
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woah.
nice.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:16:23 (#)
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I thought the Quebecois got better health care. I dont much about Canada except yall have good weed and terrible bacon. ITS NOT FUCKING BACON.
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Yeah, we get AMAZING health care in Hull...so amazing half the city smokes 2 packs a day and goes through a litre of liquor a night! All the while eating poutine at the strip club!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:20:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:18:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
You internet people are fucking creepy.
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I get it, because that was one of Method's posts!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heat off of*
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You internet people are fucking creepy.
But Method, I love you.
B@W
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
quebec's health care is a fucking disaster
HOW COULD YOU POST JEANNEEE'S NAKED BODY!
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:18:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:17:01 (#)
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Don't take the heat out of you ajanssen, you threatening badass texan you!
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what the gay?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:17:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:16:23 (#)
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ITS NOT FUCKING BACON.
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thank god someone understands
Submitted by ghey (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:17:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you for making me doubt myself...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:17:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just like controversy. Honestly Uber has become such a habit that I just type and let the insults fall off where they may.
Isn't this post about Jeanneee?
Don't take the heat out of you ajanssen, you threatening badass texan you!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:16:23 EDT (#)
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I thought the Quebecois got better health care. I dont much about Canada except yall have good weed and terrible bacon. ITS NOT FUCKING BACON.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:11:09 (#)
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Ive got nothing personal with anyone here. Hell, how can I? I dont them. But in all seriousness people like Caul seem to harbor anger and manifest deep underlying issues. Everyone has temper issues from time to time but the constant anger and hatred? Caul, you should probably seek professional help. Dont you Frogs get excellent health care?
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Not everyone up here is a Frog, you ignorant fuck.
And you're getting WAY too analytical. Can't take Ubersite seriously, that's one thing I learned pretty quickly. It's a good site for healthy debate and random flaming, however.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You come off as really really bitter sometimes. And I'm not saying that to be an ass- that's just the impression that I get on occasion.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:15:01 EDT (#)
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Zakalwe has got you beat, but you seem to carry a huge chip on your shoulder. At times does the very mention of the word "America" make the veins in your head pop out?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do I really come out as angry? Seriously?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:11:09 EDT (#)
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Ive got nothing personal with anyone here. Hell, how can I? I dont them. But in all seriousness people like Caul seem to harbor anger and manifest deep underlying issues. Everyone has temper issues from time to time but the constant anger and hatred? Caul, you should probably seek professional help. Dont you Frogs get excellent health care?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:09:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:05:56 (#)
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Caul, I'd bet the farm that you die a bitter, old, lonely man. Were you molested as a child? Where does all the hate come from?
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It's friday night. I was suppose to work out. Sleep some. Then see have diner with a girl from work. But I've been here for 12 hours, monitoring boring shit and eating in vending machines.
That's where it comes from.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:08:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:05:56 (#)
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Caul, I'd bet the farm that you die a bitter, old, lonely man. Were you molested as a child? Where does all the hate come from?
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He's from Montreal, stupid.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:07:38 EDT (#)
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from 187 hits, to 756 in an hour. Jesus.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:06:59 EDT (#)
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when someone feels the need to mention he has friend outside the internet, it really says a lot
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:06:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:05:56 (#)
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Caul, I'd bet the farm that you die a bitter, old, lonely man. Were you molested as a child? Where does all the hate come from?
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Probably the small penis.
No, that's me. Carry on.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:05:56 EDT (#)
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Caul, I'd bet the farm that you die a bitter, old, lonely man. Were you molested as a child? Where does all the hate come from?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:05:43 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the wish of death, Sphag. It's just what I've always wanted
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:05:06 EDT (#)
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Oh. Wait. He's not dead. Nevermind.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:04:55 EDT (#)
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The last Uber user to "have a life" was hidden101, and look where it got him. RIP spanky.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG, FAGNUM HAS FRIENDS!!11 WOW!
I'm stuck at work you imbecile.
You're still ugly.
Have fun playing your wimpy sport.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:02:07 EDT (#)
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I've got to go now, off to play cricket with some more REAL people. Hope some of you die while I'm gone.
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:01:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:49:48 (#)
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You are the master of heat, my friend. It's so obviously fucking shenanigans, yet some people here are willing to believe you simply because you say it's so.
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so true
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-16 22:00:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:51:28 (#)
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Internet threats made ugly person: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68988
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One day you will realise how stupid you are for bringing this up. I know the user involved personally.
Unlike you Kermit, I actually assosciate with other human beings off the internet sometimes.
Nice job ignoring me though. People who are as important and influential as I am tend to be difficult to ignore at the best of times, especially by friendless little hobbits with disturbances in their brainwave activity.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:59:06 EDT (#)
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Will, Caul? It was at 22 replies in 15 minutes....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:58:11 EDT (#)
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this post will turn into a IRC channel
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:55:27 EDT (#)
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From the uberboard: drink up and teabag your black man, sugar
Someone is a fucking genius.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:55:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:53:46 (#)
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What's going on here is the equivalent of standing barefoot in a toilet full of liquid shit and baby snakes.
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I was wondering where you went
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:54:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:51:46 (#)
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No matter what though, shes still a Peice of Shit due to the fact she uses WMP
WINAMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Winamp was good. 6 fucking years ago, before AOL bought it.
It's funny, I thought maybe you would be have a clue. But you're still using Windows and liking it....
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:54:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:48:40 (#)
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Didn't you call yourself an upstanding citizen once?
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By Texas standards, yes.
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Hey hey hey now! Easy there fellah! It's hard enough being from Texas in the North already. Don't fucking PERPETUATE the stereotype, dude!
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:53:46 EDT (#)
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What's going on here is the equivalent of standing barefoot in a toilet full of liquid shit and baby snakes.
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:52:58 EDT (#)
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SERIOUSLY, HOW COULD YOU!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:52:03 EDT (#)
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*made by...
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:51:50 EDT (#)
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Where DID that fucker go anyway? We pissed in his cherrios and he just took off. That's no fun.
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:51:46 EDT (#)
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She could have it till i fucking went raw..
something sexy about her.. maybe its because i didnt have to see her face??
Regardless shes probably a stripper...
No matter what though, shes still a Peice of Shit due to the fact she uses WMP
WINAMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:51:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:48:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I've spent plenty of time behind bars and had enough fights to last me a lifetime"""
Didn't you call yourself an upstanding citizen once?
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By Texas standards, yes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Internet threats made ugly person: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68988
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:50:50 EDT (#)
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Wait.....
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:50:43 EDT (#)
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Are you implying that Method would lie to us?
Oh, the naivete of youth....
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:49:48 EDT (#)
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You are the master of heat, my friend. It's so obviously fucking shenanigans, yet some people here are willing to believe you simply because you say it's so.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've spent plenty of time behind bars and had enough fights to last me a lifetime"""
Didn't you call yourself an upstanding citizen once?
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:48:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I saying this right?
Je veux toucher ses beaux seins
Translation: I wanna touch her nice tits
Wow, French really is the language of love!
And no, I didn't use a translator.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:43:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sphagnum - after days of not adressing you, I see you still haven't upgrade your repertoire. Back to ignoring you.
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LOL!11!!;LASFJ;DLFJOIDAPFK[OP KLCJIUDP9F COUPLE OF LINES OF ATROCIOUS ENGLISH ROFLCOPTER!21ELVENTY1!!ONE!
I fed your last reply into my "Caulaincourt retort machine" and this is the best it could do.
How lame. A line and a bit of gibberish.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:46:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul
Bitch, Im grown. Ive got better things to do than start fights and try to threaten your dumb-ass. Ive spent plenty of time behind bars and had enough fights to last me a lifetime. Ive got nothing to prove. You're barking up the wrong tree trying to get me suckered in to your nerdfight. Im sure you're confident our paths wont cross so talk it up. Spew all the shit you want, doesnt make me a difference. No sweat off my balls.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:44:22 EDT (#)
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Caul, don't make me kill more Frenchies in Cambrai. Henri still has a Daddy, bub.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:43:58 EDT (#)
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Manic and Pockey, OMG! BRING IT ON AT THE NEXT UBERCON!!1
Sphagnum - after days of not adressing you, I see you still haven't upgrade your repertoire. Back to ignoring you.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just finished DLing it(56k). hubba hubba
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:41:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:39:02 (#)
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Caul, let it go. Or I'll go all mystia and posted chat logs.
Wait....
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haha, I'm sorry. I just like to maintain the fire. Especially when it involves people embarassing themselves with lame ass threats.
But you're right, I'll let it go.
Ajanssen, you sure do have a lot of trisomic blood.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:41:40 EDT (#)
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Caulain, *I'll* fly up to Montreal and fuck you up, if you like. But only if you promise to get me laid by a French-Canadian chick who screams "Sauvez-moi, vous grand héros américain!"
(Babel Fish Translation....I don't speak Frog).
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:41:10 EDT (#)
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Caul, you shut your froggy mouth before I race up there to that wasteland you call a country, bend you over and give you the spanking of a lifetime with a riding crop.
Does that help?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:26:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
But *I* disrespcted Jeannee once! See: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68166#1374389
And I almost drove her away from Uber: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69000#1398709
Can I have threats too? Please?
I want to laugh.
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What a hero. Why don't you open wide and get down on all fours Caul, that would be the fastest way for you to get Method's dick in your mouth. You're wasting so much time with this back and forth here, there is semen to be swallowed.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:39:02 EDT (#)
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Caul, let it go. Or I'll go all mystia and posted chat logs.
Wait....
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, I was brought up a certain way. We dont roll over to anything that causes waves. Not a drop of French blood in me. """
Oh lookee here...he's playing the surrender monkey card. When faced with his own idiocy, ajanssen makes cheaps shot. Talk about pride and dignity! It's not about rolling over you assclown. It's about not being a fucking idiot.
You're so badass, threaten me already!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:36:44 EDT (#)
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I predict this will get at least 6k hits. Probably closer to 7k.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:30:46 EDT (#)
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Heat!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been had. You seem like a big enough asshole to actually do that. I really thought you were serious. I've never been one to talk shit over the internet but you had me riled up. No hard feelings on my end.
Caul, I was brought up a certain way. We dont roll over to anything that causes waves. Not a drop of French blood in me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:27:39 EDT (#)
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Post another one tomorrow. Maybe a certain hot Detroiter?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:27:34 EDT (#)
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(\/)ethod, you are the true master of controversy, you spanikopita-eating bastard.
I mentioned spanikopita because I just ate some and it's delicious. And then I masturbated to the video. Mmmm, perfectly small boobies...
Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good God, you're fucking Evil!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:26:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
But *I* disrespcted Jeannee once! See: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68166#1374389
And I almost drove her away from Uber: http://www.ubersite.com/m/69000#1398709
Can I have threats too? Please?
I want to laugh.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The alter isn't helping your case method. You lost on this one, just move on.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:23:06 EDT (#)
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Caul, I point you to his first review.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
If that is Jeanneee,
IF that is her. It isn't, no foul.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How could you do this?!?!? You have no heart you perverted hoodlum! I will beat you up one of these days at the next ubergathering! Ruff ruff grrrrrrrr. Anyone who doubts this video is genuine is a fool. The resemblance is uncanny, no doubt in my mind this is jeaneee. You dirty man, you!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:22:37 EDT (#)
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Drew, relax. You got taken in by Method, King of Shenanigans. Everybody does at some point, write it off and move on. It's all you can do at this point.
Oh and Method? Next time try doing this on a day that you haven't pointed out a post where you did pretty much the same thing only in photographic form. This was way too easy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:22:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ajanssen- Regardless of pride and dignity, some people just have the intelligence to not have knee-jerk reactions and make retarded threats then try to save face afterward like you're doing now.
But hey, keep digging!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:22:03 EDT (#)
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Wait, you mean I've been watching this on loop for nothing?
Gee. You assholes....
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im going to Ubercon Greenville to hang out and have a good time, not to travel to fight. If that was my intention I would try to fly out to his house. Im not that big of a fucking loser. I dont know Jeanneee that well but she seems to be a sweetheart and if I crossed paths with someone disrepescting her like I wouldnt just sit around with my thumbs in my ass. Caul, some people still have pride and dignity. I dont know how things are done in your town but where Im from this kind of disrespect would fetch you a beating.
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This video was posted on muchosucko a few days ago.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:08:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm grown. I won't go back and forth talking shit with you like highschoolers. If our paths never cross youve got nothing to worry about. If that really is Jeanneee, in the event they do you will know the reason for bloodshed
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Since when do grown men make Internet threats?
Dude, I'm feeling embarassed for you...shut the fuck up.
And another shitstorm by Method! :-)
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:15:36 EDT (#)
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You could have at least come up with one built like her, man. You're slippin'.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:14:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:57:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
If that is Jeanneee, you are a fucking chicken shit jerk-off for posting this and you better pray that our paths never cross. Take that as shit talking, a threat, however you want to. But if you ever show your face at an Ubercon and I'm there, make no mistake I will fuck your world up. Guaranteed.
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You would travel to some Internet meeting just to engage in a fight with a guy like Method (who's by no mean scrawny) instead of just doing a small background check?
Wow, you're an emotional man!
Here's a hint: http://www.ubersite.com/u/jeanneee or http://www.ubersite.com/m/66865
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
But tis' funny to see you duped so easily.
Drew, when you're at the game with Jeanneee, stick your tounge in her ear for me, ok? Just make sure she knows it's from ME, not you.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bullshit this is the same chick as in... http://www.ubersite.com/m/66590
Unless that camwhore was shenanigans. I didn't read all the reviews.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:11:39 EDT (#)
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I call bullshit, Method. No way in hell that's her.
Submitted by chemokenny (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what, no money shot?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:11:38 EDT (#)
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That's not Jeanneee you idjits.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:09:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:08:29 (#)
Ranking: 2
Faces are not the same and I think I've seen her comment that her breasts were rather large.
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Chin is wrong too, based on her camwhore.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm grown. I won't go back and forth talking shit with you like highschoolers. If our paths never cross youve got nothing to worry about. If that really is Jeanneee, in the event they do you will know the reason for bloodshed.
I'll be at the Greenville, South Carolina Ubercon. Bring it, motherfucker.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Faces are not the same and I think I've seen her comment that her breasts were rather large.
I'm just rating the fucking video.
People are easy it seems.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<ejaculates>
And on a completely different note, I can't decide if I hate that song or like it. I loathe the chorus-y bit, but the rest I kind of like the sound of. SO CONFUSED.
Oh yeah, and whoever that is: *delicate feminine quiver*
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:06:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:58:41 (#)
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Ajanssen, watch who you threaten tiger. You know not with whom you are fucking. In fact, I'll make sure I'm at the next ubercon you're at so I can rip your fucking head off your neck, you little pussy
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oh, irony
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:02:56 EDT (#)
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I also take comfort in knowing that it is in my internet cache.
I never had a problem with you, Method, but I do count Jeanneee as a friend. You're just an annoyance who manages to amuse me from time to time.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:00:17 EDT (#)
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oh Hadley, and here I thought all along we were good buddies.
ET TU BRUTE?
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-16 21:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:59:39 EDT (#)
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I just take comfort with the knowledge that if that is Jeanneee, you won't be around much longer.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I... wait... I KNOW I want to lick those 100% Grade 'A' Ubersite funbags.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ajanssen, watch who you threaten tiger. You know not with whom you are fucking. In fact, I'll make sure I'm at the next ubercon you're at so I can rip your fucking head off your neck, you little pussy
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:57:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, you're still 1 up on me in that department, champ, because those are 100% real live Grade A Ubersite funbags
And yes, you got me real good, you fucker, with that last one.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If that is Jeanneee, you are a fucking chicken shit jerk-off for posting this and you better pray that our paths never cross. Take that as shit talking, a threat, however you want to. But if you ever show your face at an Ubercon and I'm there, make no mistake I will fuck your world up. Guaranteed.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm still watching it. Yes, she's hot. Yes, you're an asshole.
I'll go ahead and think it's shenanigans, because I'm still 1 up on you in the shenanigan department, and would hate to lose that.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cuz she's not the sharpest tool in the shed?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:54:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, that's Jeanneee. I know because I filmed it. Why did she send it to you Method?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:54:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
chicks that hot don't spend as much time online as Jeanneaneerwhatever
they're too busy being whores and getting banged by any John they want.
ShennaningaNASNNASnansssssnens!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:54:36 EDT (#)
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And for the record, I was expecting a tubgirl video.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:54:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure many an ayatollah would trade a couple prized camels for her.
I mean, who wouldn't? Everyone knows camels spit... she might swallow.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Perfect.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:53:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm extremely skeptical. But if that is her, it kind of shoots Caul's fat jokes right off the fucking map.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what?
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:52:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They let the women make videos like that in Tehran?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:51:58 EDT (#)
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NO, IT'S JEANNEE FROM TEHRAN, IRAN, YOU FUCKING NUMBSKULL
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Is this Jeanneee from Uber?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are responsible for the millions of sperm who gave their lives during that video.
You are gone but not forgotten little buddies.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:49:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I still don't believe it, but ... if it IS really Jeannwhateverhernameis, she's ass hot and I'd do her in the pooper. Twice. Therefore, plus two.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:46:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is one time, my friend, where this is not shenanigans. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-09-16 20:46:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shenanigans. But she's hot.