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If You Can Fuck A Blind Adult, You Can Have Sex With A Child (1452 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: -0.44 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by HippoRapist (View user info) at 2005-09-17 00:04:22 EDT

Think about it.

Argument #1: Some say that the child isn't aware of his sexuality yet. But most 11-12 years old children show signs of sexual awakening. Now a blind person may have all the required mechanism to engage intercourse but she isn't aware of her sexual partner either. For all the blind person knows, her partner could very well be someone with elephantisis and an oozing herpes sores or a syphilis chancre the size of Iceland. In fact, the kid is actually luckier because he gets to choose who he's attracted to.

Argument #2: Some say that the adult has a position of authority over the child, which makes banging your nephew's pink anus wrong. Well you can pretty much beat the shit out of any blind asshole. Can you? Not much he can do about it except wailing and staring like an idiot. He has to trust you as well! In this case again, the child gets the good side of the deal. Fucking spoiled if you ask me. At least the child can run away if he sees you trying to sneak up on him with your cock dangling.

Conclusion: Next time you see your neighbor's child walking around the garden naked, give yourself a treat and do him!

I'm a walking revolution.

Disclaimer: This doesn't work with blind children you sick fucks.

User Reviews

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-03-05 21:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That disclaimer = GOLD

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-19 19:36:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:02:39 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:59:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu alter

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what a pathetic attempt

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

See, I know if there is a Hell, I'm going there. I've known this for near a decade. That being said, I found this post hysterical. It just lacked something to grant it a plus two. Pictures maybe? Yes, a picture of Keith Moon from the movie "Tommy." That would have sent it right over the edge....

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-17 10:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fuck you, buddy

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-17 10:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm. Me likey.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-17 10:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-17 08:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-09-17 06:58:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yo ho.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-17 05:13:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-17 04:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by DBecs (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

read this instead: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75337#1595363

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-17 01:02:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:59:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu alter

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu alter

Submitted by chemokenny (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Disclaimer: This doesn't work with blind children you sick fucks"

glad you clarified that for me

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:09:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hope you have sex with lots of children. THen you can have fun in jail being made someone's bitch.

Submitted by HippoRapist (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:07:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

who is caulain%?

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're going to have to get a new Alter, Caul. Everybody knows who this is now.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:06:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

tres mal

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-17 00:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You must be REALLY bored at your job, Caulain.