My boyfriend's racist joke (2020 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.06 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Jean (View user info) at 2005-09-17 11:44:21 EDT
He won't leave me alone until I post this. He's making me crazy... so here it is. *sigh*
Q. What do you call black people in New Orleans after Katrina?
A. Seamonkeys
I'm so sorry.
User Reviews
Submitted by XII (user info) at 2005-09-19 04:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
what is yellow and mows my lawn??
it's none of your business what colour i paint my nigger
Submitted by lordofthedance (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:46:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-18 04:49:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for the shittiness of the joke.
-1 for being apologetic for racism you PC slag.
-2 for being a racist cunt.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-18 11:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sounds more like she was apologising for a bad joke, williamson. Her last post wasn't PC, and she didn't apologise for that
Submitted by CLAIRE1 (user info) at 2005-09-18 04:54:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Q:What is the difference between a nigger and a pile of dogshit?
A:Dogshit turns white and stops stinking.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-18 04:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Since abbos are the nigger of Australia...
What's the number for an Aboriginal abortion clinic?
1800-CRIME-STOPPERS
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-18 04:49:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for the shittiness of the joke.
-1 for being apologetic for racism you PC slag.
Submitted by proofofpurchase (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch.
Submitted by The_Easter_Bunny (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:04:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I could stomp that mouse's ass.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-09-17 17:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thats not funny at all.
I love black people...I think everybody should have one.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Q. How do you starve a black man?
A. Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tyrone runs home from school one day, yelling for his father:
"Daddy, Daddy!, I have the biggest dick in the 3rd grade. "Is that because I'm Black?"
"No, you stupid shit", his father says, "It's 'cause you is 19 year old!!"
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:49:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The joke sucked, and I find racial jokes funny, if the are indeed humourous.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:38:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasnt funny. Ive got a black man in my family tree.
He's still hanging there.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whats long & hard on a nigger?
The 1st grade
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-17 15:09:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-09-17 13:43:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
70's band the Animals have issued an apology.
Apparently, there isn't a 'house in New Orleans'.
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Oooooooooo, maaan......that hurts.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-17 14:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by chemokenny (user info) at 2005-09-17 14:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Q: What's clear and lies in a ditch?
A: A nigger who got the shit kicked out of him
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-09-17 13:43:42 EDT (#)
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70's band the Animals have issued an apology.
Apparently, there isn't a 'house in New Orleans'.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-17 13:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
What do you call a black man that flys a plane?
A PILOt, YOU RACIST FUCK!!!
Submitted by LampShadePets (user info) at 2005-09-17 13:03:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:57:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
it pains me to say this, but these reviews are hilarious.
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I'm sorry Jean.
The reviews are funny though and balance out your bf's -ahem- joke.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Retard cunt.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:47:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
how long does it take a black woman to take a dump?
9 months
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Heh, whoops. To compensate
What's the difference between niggers and tires?
Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:10:31 EDT (#)
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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:03:37 EDT (#)
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wow. it's quiet on uber today.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:02:07 EDT (#)
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what's long, black, and smells like shit?
the line at the welfare office.
or the dick in my ass.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 12:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
so there's two spics and two niggers in a car. who's driving?
you know the ending but, suffice to say, i hate niggers.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it pains me to say this, but these reviews are hilarious.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:55:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white chick?
Throw them a basketball.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:54:34 EDT (#)
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Tell your boyfriend he makes up shitty jokes.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:52:28 EDT (#)
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so there's 4 black guys in a brand new cadillac...
the driver swerves to miss a stopped car and ends up driving off a cliff, killing everyone inside...
what's the tragedy?
a cadillac can seat 5
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?
the pizza can feed a family of four.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how long does it take a black woman to take a dump?
9 months
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No, they're still porchmonkeys. Just wet ones.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
(best told around halloween)
what's orange and sits on my front porch?
my nigger, and i'll paint him any color i want.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-17 11:44:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lame