My co-worker had an asthma attack yesterday... (832 hits)
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Submitted by KnightsWhoSayNi (View user info) at 2005-09-17 16:18:26 EDT
And I didn't even feel sorry for her.
How could I feel sorry for a person who is not only a complete and total bitch that enjoys making the work experience of everyone around pure shit but, also smokes almost 2 fucking packs of Newports a day. DAMN WOMEN, Why don't you go ahead and snap your ribbs in hopes that you pucnture you lungs and die a slow agonizing death as the air seeps out of your lungs and the life out of your eyes?
Sorry, I'm in a cynical mood right now.
You would think that having a CHRONIC BREATHING that you never would have contracted before would be a sign to FUCKING QUIT the damn cancer-sticks. Go ahead, enjoy the sweet bliss of the nicotine as the poisen buries itself into your lungs making them black and one day soon, utterly useless.
Instead the stupid fat bitch would rather suffer with the agonzing breathing and KEEP fucking smoking. You stupid Cunt-Bucket! It's not like it only affects you but, it affects ME when I have to cover for your ass when you take you 30 MINUTE LONG smoke break when I have other shit to do. Don't worry about that disgusting aroma that follows your body because it's not like I gag almost every fucking time I step within 5 feet of you. And nevermind that sick feeling you get in your lungs every once in a while because it's only a few cancer cells that are ripping apart your already blackened lungs.
I'm not a cruel person and I dont like when bad shit happens to people but, in this case the bitch deserves it, because I told her TIME and TIME again that the fucking cancer-sticks (Newport's of all cig's she could smoke and she chooses fucking NEWPORTS) are not only killing her slowly, but making it hard for me to work customer service next to her because of my anti-smoke gag reflex. And that fat, ugly customer in front of me is all offended because i'm looking at her while gagging at the smell coming from next to me.
She's out of the hospital and doing a little better last I heard but, now she's going to get a week off and I am going to be running customer service instead of doing the other things I need to do. Oh well, maybe she'll quit or get fired soon. Make my work life 100 times better. Or maybe I should look into getting a job at Abercrombie and Fitch. I think i'll try getting a job as the new poster boy just as soon as I get these damn braces off.
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Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-09-18 09:10:43 EDT (#)
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You're a cynical, jaded fuck, aren't you?
I like you. You can stay.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:36:00 EDT (#)
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Feeling a little bitter about something today?
Have a smoke. It'll make you feel better :o)
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-17 17:07:42 EDT (#)
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"2 fucking packs of Newports a day" = Nigger or nigger wannabe.
Submitted by KnightsWhoSayNi (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:32:20 EDT (#)
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Whoops, Damn I always fucking catch all my mistakes ONLY after I have posted.
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-09-17 16:27:28 EDT (#)
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spellcheck. oh, and insert 'problem' after the words "CHRONIC BREATHING!!!one111!!"