My version of a Corona commercial--featuring Heineken (957 hits)
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Submitted by Mark <mark.damon.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-17 18:08:12 EDT
Place- St. Maarten.
Day- Don't know, don't care.
Time- An hour or so after sunrise.
My main concern of the moment--Drinking my beer before it gets warm in the tropical sun.
And yes, those are my legs, knobby knees and all.
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Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-18 23:23:04 EDT (#)
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Well, the island is half Dutch, half French, so Heineken is everywhere. That and a beer from the Dominican Republic--Presidente, which is damn good.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-18 11:46:31 EDT (#)
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Heineken is bad.
Heineken is about as European as a hot dog.
but +1 for nice pic.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-09-18 11:22:45 EDT (#)
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Are those your mom's feet next to yours?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-09-18 09:03:02 EDT (#)
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The only good thing about Heineken is that Ray Liotta advertises it.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-18 06:20:23 EDT (#)
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heineken tastes like eurotrash
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-18 05:29:24 EDT (#)
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You're a furry little fucker.
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-09-18 04:53:33 EDT (#)
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needed some penis
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2005-09-18 02:11:31 EDT (#)
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I don't think it's a matter of wanting to see bush. I'm afraid that dude legs will give most males, aged 18-35, a queezy feeling not unlike seasickness.
If it's any consolation, your choice of beers is excellent--far better than Corona, aka, "South of the boarder piss wine."
Submitted by griffsrgr8 (user info) at 2005-09-18 01:07:08 EDT (#)
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Fantastic. I had a couple of heinekens tonight but they were $4 and I didn't get to drink them while lounging on a beach. Jealous I am.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:51:21 EDT (#)
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You want bush, go to a porn site, asshole.
Submitted by transcendent (user info) at 2005-09-17 19:45:36 EDT (#)
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Less man-leg.
Submitted by The_Easter_Bunny (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:10:19 EDT (#)
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You're lucky -- we rabbits have disproportionately large hind legs. It's crazy!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-17 18:09:14 EDT (#)
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I was forunate enough to stop over in St. Thomas for a week while I was in the Navy. What an awesome place.
Fuck. Now I'm hating Michigan again.