BOSH Donkey is on vacation!!! (1570 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2005-09-17 20:05:20 EDT
I woke up this morning and shaved my eyebrows for no fucking reason at all. I took a look in the mirror and thought to
myself, "Theres something missing here.." so I lit up a cigarette and painted my head, but not neck, blue.. so that from a distance
it looks like I was wearing a sweet helmet. Bosh.
I walked around town for like 6 days without eating or drinking. Eventually I stole some queer's car and told him to fuck off. He listened.
So I'm cruising around town listening to some Earl Scruggs when I see some dude with long hair and no shirt on. I picked him up and asked if he would buy me
some beer, even thought I could have done it myself. He agreed on the condition that I gave him a ride afterwards, I nodded in agreement.
We get to the package store and he bought me 6 Pabst Blue Ribbons, 3 Heinekens, 14 Lone Stars, and a 40oz of Steel Reserve. I gave the 40 to him and drank the rest
that very minute. So I started driving towards the place he wanted to be dropped off at, which was about 35 yards from where I picked him up, when he asked about my blue head.
I told him to fuck off and mind his own business or I'd piss on his soul. He shut up immediately.
We got to where he was going and I shoved a spoon up his ass, he thanked me and got the hell out of there before I got pissed.
I went downtown to smoke a joint with Wesley Willis, WHO IS ALIVE, and we recorded some sweet songs. One of them was called: 'Trashbag The Bosh is a Fucking Dirty Asshole'.
I lit up a cigarette and gave Wesley Willis some crayons.
I pushed the car I stole off a cliff and lit up a cigarette, today was pretty bosh so far.
I went to a convenience store and stole a poster board and some red paint. I wrote, 'FUCK OFF' on the poster and stood outside the convenience store, half blocking the entrance.
I'm not sure if people were more confused by the sign, or by my blue head, but either way it worked, and I drove the convenience store out of business in like 25 minutes.
Sure enough, AJannsen The Bosh rolled up to me in his go cart that be built for boy scouts and asked me what I was doing.
"What the fuck does it look like I'm doing?" I lit up a cigarette.
"...dunno. Hey, wanna turn that convenience store into a video arcade?" He shit his pants.
"OBVIOUSLY I do you asshole"
So we opened up a video arcade and charged $12 per game. I made like $47 dollars and set the building on fire with AJannsen in it for no reason at all.
I was hitch hiking my way home and Earl Scruggs picked me up, I made him buy me some oatmeal and listen to the tracks I recorded with Wesley Willis. He was
so jealous that he fell down.
I kicked him in the neck and lit up a cigarette.
Bosh Donkey is on vacation.
User Reviews
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:54:11 EST (#)
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yep
even older than this 3 year old post
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-02-01 17:04:18 EST (#)
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whats with everyone and that pick
its old news nigga
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-02-01 16:45:59 EST (#)
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Awesome.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-08-30 14:27:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-12-20 13:11:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:14:54 (#)
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im not suprised
this is pretty much the most bosh post of all time
Submitted by Gunslinger (user info) at 2005-12-06 21:53:05 EST (#)
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But I wanna know the REAL question
Where did Bosh Donkey go for vacation?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:41:53 EDT (#)
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yea that day was pretty bosh!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-22 20:41:14 EDT (#)
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sounds like an interesting day
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-20 12:23:41 EDT (#)
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fuckin a, this place is bosh without any bosh adventures, gimme a few minutes to type up yesterday's true and bosh happenings.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:14:54 EDT (#)
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im not suprised
this is pretty much the most bosh post of all time
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:10:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:38:33 (#)
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Eli Manning has herpes.
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I gave it to him
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:02:27 EDT (#)
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BOSH, as usual!!
You are a bad motherbosher!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:38:33 EDT (#)
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Eli Manning has herpes.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-18 23:44:20 EDT (#)
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Your boys choked against the Panthers. If Tom Brady had a penis like Peyton that would never had happened.
Texas trampled all over Rice. HOOK EM HORNS!!!! See you cunts at the Rose Bowl.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 23:38:57 EDT (#)
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PEYTON MANNING IS HUNG LIKE A MULE!!! I hear that he employs his penis as one of his offensive lineman. I think it's that guy with the purple face.
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i heard the same thing!!! except replace with 'mule' with 'spider' and 'offensive linemen' with 'boogers'
GO PATS!! WOO!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-18 23:33:01 EDT (#)
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God bless renecks and trailer-trash everywhere. Whats wrong with watching college football AND the NFL games? I'm a die-hard Cowboys fan but I like to watch the Colts and I think theyll be making a Super Bowl appearance this year.
PEYTON MANNING IS HUNG LIKE A MULE!!! I hear that he employs his penis as one of his offensive lineman. I think it's that guy with the purple face.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 19:30:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:37:53 (#)
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Shob!
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Bosh!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:37:53 EDT (#)
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Shob!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:03:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:13:27 (#)
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Dude, if you're sitting around today watching PRO foolball, instead of sitting around yesterday, watching COLLEGE football, you're not as bosh as I thought you were.
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nah im stil pretty fuckin bosh!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:02:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:57:50 (#)
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Half of all the comments are yours?
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yea? what of it, queer.
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:57:50 EDT (#)
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Half of all the comments are yours?
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:40:10 EDT (#)
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Fuckin' redneck <<nods in agreement>>
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:37:32 EDT (#)
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Quite BOSH, by the way.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-18 17:13:27 EDT (#)
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Dude, if you're sitting around today watching PRO foolball, instead of sitting around yesterday, watching COLLEGE football, you're not as bosh as I thought you were.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:54:41 EDT (#)
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sorry to disapoint all my bosh fans, but I will be sitting around watching football all day with earl scruggs and wesley wilis.. thus no bosh adventure to share, unless we get drunk and wander around town, which is what will probably happen, meaning what i have said so far is a lie. Oh and if trashbag comes over there will be something worth sharing too. But I hope that doesnt happen because trashbag is fucking stupid.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:19:10 EDT (#)
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the lone stars taste like armadillo piss to most people, but i didnt even care, thats how bosh it was.
and yeh! wesley willis is pretty bosh, i was gonna post the picture i have of him eating crayons and playing th piano with his winkie, but then i found the picture of that bosh queer dressed up like tron.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:16:27 EDT (#)
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whoops, sorry forgot to actually give you the +2
I just thought it was kickass that you bought yourself decent beer and then bought him total shit.
Wesley willis was a god.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:07:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-18 10:17:32 (#)
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+1 for giving the bum the steel reserve.
+1 for wesley willis!
= +2
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this confuses me!
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-18 10:17:32 EDT (#)
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+1 for giving the bum the steel reserve.
+1 for wesley willis!
= +2
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-18 06:27:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 01:18:55 EDT (#)
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fuck yea they do im the msot respected being ever to grace this plane of EXISTANC Eand i drink iced tea out of a can all the time. In fact I drank 1`6 of them tonight.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-18 01:01:00 EDT (#)
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No one respectable drinks sweet tea out of a can.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-18 00:45:43 EDT (#)
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Uh.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 00:00:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:41:50 (#)
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Sounds like your day was chock fulla bosh.
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so bosh i dont even know what to even do about it
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 23:59:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:38:23 (#)
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his enthusiasm is contagious!
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its easy because i write these stories the day or the day after they happen. its all true.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 23:59:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:49:42 (#)
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THis is way BOSHier than the BOSH that Uber used to have
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Yea, its pretty bosh.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 23:58:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:47:28 (#)
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earl scruggs got kicked in the throat?!?!
um.......
EARL SCRUGGS WOO!
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Yea, he needs to mind his business sometimes. I stoe his banjo the other day and told him to cry about it. He did.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 23:58:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:25:55 (#)
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I already have the ablility to shoot lasagna out of my fingers
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thats pretty bosh..
But I have the ability to make my farst smell like anything I want, like a firetruck or even soap.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-17 22:41:50 EDT (#)
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Sounds like your day was chock fulla bosh.
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:49:42 EDT (#)
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THis is way BOSHier than the BOSH that Uber used to have
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:47:28 EDT (#)
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earl scruggs got kicked in the throat?!?!
um.......
EARL SCRUGGS WOO!
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:38:23 EDT (#)
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his enthusiasm is contagious!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:25:55 EDT (#)
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I already have the ablility to shoot lasagna out of my fingers
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:22:32 EDT (#)
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have your grits and ill have my oatmeal, and we'll race to see who gets the sweetest superpowers first
i think ill win
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:20:17 EDT (#)
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Then fuck it. Im eating jalepeno grits with cheese.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:19:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:17:56 (#)
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No Comment
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Thats how bosh it is!!1
Submitted by Boon (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:17:56 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:16:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:08:33 (#)
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Next time please refer to me as Drew the Fornicator in your stories rather than Ajanssen. Ill eat a bowl of oatmeal if oyu do.
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We'll have to wait and see.. you gotta quit being so bosh, first.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:15:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:02:58 (#)
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I'm starting to come around. You're fuckin BOSH!
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Yes i am.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:08:33 EDT (#)
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Next time please refer to me as Drew the Fornicator in your stories rather than Ajanssen. Ill eat a bowl of oatmeal if oyu do.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-17 21:02:58 EDT (#)
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I'm starting to come around. You're fuckin BOSH!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:53:17 EDT (#)
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fuck
i forgot to mention that this bosh adventure is a true story, just like the others.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:51:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:50:42 (#)
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Um, ok.
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Your day wasn't half as bosh as this, admit it.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:50:52 EDT (#)
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yes, but I need to open up a few more arcades/restaraunts/other to raise some coin, first.
maybe i'll just tour the galaxy with the space shuttle i stole instead.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:50:42 EDT (#)
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Um, ok.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:49:01 EDT (#)
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Is 'Trashbag The Bosh is a Fucking Dirty Asshole' coming out on laserdisc?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:29:41 EDT (#)
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read this post twice, as it is too bosh for someone to understand the first time through.
thats how bosh it is.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:16:46 EDT (#)
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I hang out with James Bosh ALL the time.
and thats pretty bosh that you say bosh all the time
keep it up.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:15:25 EDT (#)
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you know, I've started wandering around the house muttering "dude that's bosh" in a Sean Connery voice.
it's great. you should try it.
you can't type the accent, but just say it out loud.
BOSH, JAMES BOSH
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:14:45 EDT (#)
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This post is fuckin bosh
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:13:18 EDT (#)
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Oatmeal a beer and a Camel
Noone can make a bosh breakfast like that except me.
I do the same thing for lunch and dinner.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:11:06 EDT (#)
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With a tall glass of sweet tea and a side of bacon. No one can fix breakfast like they do in the South.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:08:52 EDT (#)
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I'll never forgive you for saying that
fuckin BOSH
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:08:06 EDT (#)
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Either way jalepeno grits are a far superior breakfast food.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:07:59 EDT (#)
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obviously!!!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-17 20:07:39 EDT (#)
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Brown sugar on the oatmeal?