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Making my brother's computer leet (855 hits)

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Rating: 0.06 on 20 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Trevor Q.M <Trechi1st93.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-18 11:53:49 EDT


Earlier this year I was trying to find something to do when something struck me, the most genius thing I could ever think of. I snuck into my brother's room while he was outside, I plopped down on his computer chair and started working my magic as fast as I could because me in my brother's room + being on his computer = death if I'm caught.

To start things off I took a screenshot of his desktop, than I made a folder on his computer and put all of the icons on it, you may ask "but why not just right click on the screen and click on 'hide desktop icons' LOL!", well I'm not the smartest person ever so don't yell at me!

After I was done with moving the icons I went into Photoshop made a new window, pressed CTRL+V than saved the screenshot. Following, I set his wallpaper as the screenshot, I silently congratulate myself for my leet plan.

I than moonwalk back to mine room, right when I sat down my brother passed and went into his room, after about fifteen minutes I hear him come out of his room than he ran into mine and head-butted me in the stomach! Okay, that was a lie, but he come out after around fifteen minutes, came into my room and said "You're an idiot.", not what I expected. A lot less violent than I imagined, well, it saved me some pain! Later he said that he rebooted his computer once or twice because he thought it froze, priceless!



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Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:03:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Heh, sorry about that.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-19 08:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ATTN HUGE PICTUREZ!

Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-09-18 20:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha, that's a picture of our back yard!

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the picture

Pretty.........

Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2005-09-18 18:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-18 16:36:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:58:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus... Get out more.

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-18 15:12:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by MarkyCapone (user info) at 2005-09-18 15:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 for the GTA: Vice City reference

Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-09-18 14:52:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-18 14:36:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that one is so old it stinks...

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-18 14:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dude, that's a cool photo. Reminds me of the Appalachians.

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-09-18 14:05:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I have both of those Warcraft III, Doom 3 and its Resurrection of Evil expansion, Half-Life (3 of them: the normal one with gordon freeman, blue-shift, and opposing force.), Half-Life 2...

I have Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory but for some damn reason, I cannot play it because I need some new graphics card shit or something.....I don't know...


+1 because WarCraft kicks ass.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2005-09-18 13:56:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Ski Free saved you from a -2.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-18 13:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This would have to be right up there with the Worst pieces of shit on the internet.

I hope you die slowly and painfully. I suggest stabbing yourself to death with a chopstick.



Submitted by Olga (user info) at 2005-09-18 13:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus... Get out more.


Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:52:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 b/c he plays half-life 2.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Yay for SoulSeek!

I hope your brother shares files. If not, he deserves anything you can do to his pc.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:14:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ha!


Thats bosh!

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-18 12:04:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha


There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with
family, religion, community service. But those were all dead ends. I
think this chair is the answer.

-- Homer Simpson
Brother Can You Spare Two Dimes?