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Joke of the Week and my new puppy. (548 hits)

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Rating: 0.36 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Richard Whitely (View user info) at 2005-09-19 05:13:06 EDT


Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star?

Apparently he had an arm like a babies cock.

BA DUM TSHHH



Here is my new puppy, she eats her own barkers eggs.


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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:41:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-27 09:25:48 (#)
Ranking: -2

WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT !!!ELEVENTY ONE


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CUTIE

Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

THey let you keep animals?

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-19 09:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I want to anally fuck that dog. Then give it a Dirty Sanchez.

Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-09-19 08:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-09-19 08:01:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The joke = mildly amusing.

The dog = cute but shouldn't garner positive ratings.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-19 06:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Oh no! Picking on the Flids!

Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-19 06:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That dog is a McKiller

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-19 05:37:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That dog is adorable.

Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-19 05:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-19 05:23:26 (#)
Ranking: 2

That dog truly does rock. When it gets older you just know it's gonna hunt down old ladies
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Yes indeed. Its truly amazing what happens to a bitch when you lock it in a cage and poke it with a stick at hourly intervals for a period of months.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-19 05:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto dog +2

I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
Nearly reach the sky,
And like my dreams,
They fade and die,
Fortunes always hiding,
I looked everywhere,
I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air.

Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-19 05:23:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That dog truly does rock. When it gets older you just know it's gonna hunt down old ladies

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-19 05:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I used to have a dog like that, it was a border collie x kelpie


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