Fantacy Football Violence. (964 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 0.58 on 18 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff <barnymeinhoff.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-19 11:37:28 EDT
With the football season having firmly kicked off what better way to celibrate the two quaint English traditions of football violence and mindless tribalism by having a fantacy violence league.
If there are 19 other Uber users out there who fancy a fight without the bother of leaving the house, hospitilasition and death simply add your name in the reviews plus the legend "YOUR GONNA GET YOUR FUCKIN HEAD KICKED IN!"
The first 19 to post as well as myself will be randomly allocated a football firm alligned with one of the twenty teams in the English football premiership.
Each week there will be a knock out round, points will be allocated in accordance to your teams diciplinary record and any reported trouble by your teams fans. A report of your fights will also be posted.
If 19 of you are interested I will post your teams and the full rules on here tomorrow.
If not I will fuck off and come up with something better.
Yank scum welcome.
Big Love.
B.
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Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-10-24 10:07:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
asking people to rate you and add "YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN" is a stroke of genius that sadly, was always destined to be lost on the seppos.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-19 17:28:45 EDT (#)
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premier for now
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-09-19 13:51:04 EDT (#)
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Is it only premier league teams, or can I have one of the shitty division teams?
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:11:52 EDT (#)
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it would have to be random otherwise everyone would want to be Westham
cough.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:09:36 EDT (#)
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I want to be pompey
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:07:02 EDT (#)
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(grin)
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-09-19 12:03:24 EDT (#)
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God I'm sorry.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:58:15 EDT (#)
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For the sake of arguement lets all agree that I
A. spell like a cunt
B. was refering to "soccer"
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:54:28 EDT (#)
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WTF?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:53:22 EDT (#)
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I'm in.
I'll take the Toon army if I may. They're always up for a good scrap.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:52:26 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what you are talking about here, but +1 for football!
Go Saints WOOOO!
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:49:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:40:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
A brilliant idea, sadly I have no talent for this writing malarchy so I can't play.
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You wont have to write a thing.
I will get the -2's on your behalf
All you have to do is get tooled up and wait for trouble!
Submitted by towed88 (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:44:49 EDT (#)
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I'm downz!
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:44:04 EDT (#)
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what in the world are you talking about?
why 19?
who are you?
what is 'fantacy?'
why would you follow this crap up with more crap?
just a basic all around 'WHAT?' is the thing I'm going for here.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:40:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A brilliant idea, sadly I have no talent for this writing malarchy so I can't play.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll have the Indianapolis Colts. DONT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME!!!!
FINE. Give me the Texas Longhorns. My crew of college delinquents will run amok on your soccer fields. Like to kick the ball, do you? Try getting it through 2 uprights you scurvy bastards.
HOOK EM HORNS, MOTHERBITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
I BLEED BURNT ORANGE.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:40:00 EDT (#)
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Please learn how to spell.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-19 11:39:28 EDT (#)
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