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Rating: 0.89 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Matthew Owen <momanlad.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-19 14:48:30 EDT


I was bored and thought i would take a provocative picture of myself only feet away from my computer screen. Notice that i love listerine - i just hate the taste of anything but mint in my mouth.

You will also notice the delightful wooden cupboards and latest airconditioning technology.

I don't have any other point to make. Somebody entertain me please. It's at least 45 mins before i am going to the boozer!!

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Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why Loki my dear, i am sure you already know my thoughts on this admittedly pertinent topic (give todays climate of course). Tea should be drunk hot as a brazillians bum crack - in the same way that cigers should be rolled on the thigh of a virgin. Tea should be accompanied by biscuits or greasy food and should always have milk in it.

This hybrid ice tea that you speak of is once again another example of American bastardisation of everything that i hold dear to my heart!!

Of course, i jest.....

going out for a snufty wifter, be back in tick!! (thats means smoke a fag to those amongst you who are not as cunning a linguist as i!!

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"guido" is yank slang for one who is of Italian descent.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:26:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Would you care to join the great uber tea debate?

Your sadly misguided countrymen seem to be under the impression that it should be served hot and not over ice as god intended.


Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:19:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i could take a picture with the doors closed and actually holding the listerine if you like!!

Still nobody has told me who Guido is. I am not a yank so talking bollocks will not help me to understand you.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:14:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm disgusted that my first reaction to this was not "oh, he's cute" but "my god, somebody close all those doors. His heating bill must be horrendous"

Kill me. And quickly.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:13:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAHAHA, nice t-shirt.

Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i am that same momanlad that used to waster far too much time pasting erect black rodneys on things - that is correct. I am now re-born as listerine man

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hidden's back?


Actually, are you the same "Momanlad" that used to hang your hat 'round these here parts?

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you have nice ears.

Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who the fuck is "guido"

Submitted by FireProofPanties (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:58:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty cute...
Not great, but cute.
;)

Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have already stated that listerine is my drink of choice. It is not that i have bad breath - how the fuck could i, it is just that who can resist that spearmint flavour and all round refreshing taste.

further posts will illustrate my love for "the rine" as i call it

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you have really bad breath or something?

There is like, 46 gallons of Listerine there, on your faux-wood dresser thing.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:53:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

hey, little guido!

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:52:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-19 14:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice.

once you have the "wink" included, you'll be as sassy as me:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/75148


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