Listerine - Camwhore cup (1186 hits)
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Submitted by Matthew Owen <momanlad.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-19 15:30:35 EDT
This picture - a follow up to my last masterpiece shows you that British people have the best teeth in the world. We are the second largest consumers of listerine in the world behind Sweden.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-23 05:11:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mate, qucik, I don;t think anyone has noticed but you seem to have pissed your self.
Best change the kecks.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-23 04:41:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look familiar - where are you from?
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-23 04:28:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
POST MORE OFTEN
I miss the ebony belters
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-22 21:36:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy fag batman
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2005-09-22 21:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 you fucking limey cunt!
xxoo
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-20 08:45:45 EDT (#)
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I recognise your face.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-20 08:27:57 EDT (#)
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Nothing wrong with my hand - though looking at the picture it does look like a a Beadle hand (Jeremy Beadle).
Yeah i will take posing suggestions!! Also, what English do you wish to be taught old bean?
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-20 02:53:11 EDT (#)
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1. Is your right hand a little scary, or is that just the camera?
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Its wankers grip, thats a medical term for chronic masturbators.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-20 01:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, chap......
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75492
Couldn't resist.
Nothing but love.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:15:21 EDT (#)
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Fucking Christ, you have as many pictures as hidden did....
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:04:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Also, +2 for Lacoste.
Right fashionable, that when not the polo snuckers.
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What does snuckers mean in English?
I figure it must mean something good because it means nothing to me.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-09-19 23:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Karen was right on about the hotel business. That carpet cannot be found in America outside an hourly or bowling alley.
Regardless, I have three questions.
1. Is your right hand a little scary, or is that just the camera?
2. Would you consider teaching me to speak English? Clearly, I have no understanding of the mother language, and would truly enjoy it if you made some sort of post-tutorial. (I'm serious).
3. Would you consider becoming Uber's Picture Boy? The honor basically entails you taking Uber's suggestions, and constantly replacing your spot on the front page with the pose of our choice.
I think that'd be fun.
Right, bird that. Bullocks on the pissed chavs. Those brilliant crumpet cunts!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:10:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-09-19 20:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank the fuck christ that I'm using dialup right now or else I'd be too traumatized to respond after I saw your face.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2005-09-19 20:43:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
do you live in a hotel?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-19 20:14:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're starting to creep me out.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 20:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon bong you can read that!!
Truism - who the fuck says truism apart from pretentious cocks who think it sounds better than just saying "true". I hate that word and hate you for using it!! These cocksucker lips do wonders for a birds minge mate, don't knock it.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-19 19:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't understand a word you just typed...
...I missed that.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-19 19:54:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"This picture - a follow up to my last masterpiece shows you that British people have the best teeth in the world."
If this is such a truism, why is it that your teeth are cowering behind those feminine cock-suckers of yours?
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 19:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Beer bong!!
Long time no speak. It's true this post is fucking gash. I know it and you know it. It's difficult posting on this thing now as there are so many fucking benders chatting shit with their charlie potatoes codswallop. In the old days a man holding some listerine would have been met with rasps of applause, critical acclaim and a coveted personal email from some geezer called Bort.
Alas, such times are now past and poncy weasles now astride their keyboard talking arse.
If i get time, i will find a rodney and i will wield it as i once did. Anyway, i am a little pissed on the hammers and farming!!
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-19 19:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG 1M RATING THE P0ST3R N0T TH3 P0ST!!!!111seven
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-19 19:01:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:49:26 (#)
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holy shit its momanlad!!!!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2005-09-19 18:59:43 EDT (#)
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I wish I had been the person to break your fucking ugly nose.
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 18:58:52 EDT (#)
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Who is Eric Rice??
My biceps are small enough thankyou there is no need to work on them harder. I don't need them any smaller. It also never ceases to amaze me how American's can wholly miss the point sometimes.
It does also look like i have pisses myself. It is true i had pissed myself just before i put a picture on the net. I also clearly forgot to have a shave and put on my best finery before posting an explicit shot of me and some listerine. I also send my apologies for the night light and ridiculous way in which British plugs are configured. Wouldn't it all be so much better if the entire world was exactly the same!!
There isn't a big black cock in this picture because i deleted it by accident when i was looking for a big white cock - i never found one. If i spend some more time on here i will marvel you all with an engorged phallus, perhaps beside a picture of Hasselhof and Gary Coleman - who knows.
Who in the name of buggery is Eric Rice. I take it he is an extremely good looking man who uses too many hair styling products to achieve a healthy slick or sheen depending on you persuasion.
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-19 18:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
There were so many funny coments here, but this one was the best:
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Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:47:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
What.the.Fuck. This must be Eric Rice's little brother. Is that a fucking night light behind you? Pussy.
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And by the way, mouthwash won't prevent a goddamn thing without a toothbrush, dicknuts.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-19 18:11:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so...you drink listerine and you appear to have wet yourself.
definitely worthy of a post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-19 17:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
negative haiktwu:
Your Listerine pic
Is the second one today.
Blow me. Minus two.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-19 16:58:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
better work on your biceps my man
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-09-19 16:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
WTF?
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-19 16:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
there are no big black cocks in this photo,
IMPOSTER!
Submitted by LampShadePets (user info) at 2005-09-19 16:28:37 EDT (#)
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Clean the sanchez off the top of your lip before you go out tonight. People will think your boyfriend beats you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-19 16:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You kids have silly looking electrical outlets.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-19 16:09:05 EDT (#)
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We are the second largest consumers of listerine in the world behind Sweden.
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The only difference is that you swallow it.
(Yeah, probably that too. I'm just kidding. I don't even know you.)
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-19 16:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Needs more really fugly carpet... oh... never mind.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
needs more black penis.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, Corky... have you been retarded long? ...and how's that working out for you?
TERRORIST!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit its momanlad!!!!!!
Submitted by mommys_little_mistake (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You're cute in a 'I'm overly obsessed with my teeth and my breath' kinda way...
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:47:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What.the.Fuck. This must be Eric Rice's little brother. Is that a fucking night light behind you? Pussy.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:45:36 EDT (#)
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We are the second largest consumers of listerine in the world behind Sweden.
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Probably for good reason
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:45:15 EDT (#)
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those are lacoste fashion trainers you fool. Obviously you have been visiting the wrong old peoples homes!!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:43:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Die.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:39:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:37:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Put down the webcam and back away slowly.
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1 Post per day.
and 1 pair of fruity geriatric shoes per day also.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:37:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all about the closed door and the finger.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-19 15:37:34 EDT (#)
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Put down the webcam and back away slowly.