Standing on the Shoulders of Neandertals (1485 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2005-09-19 16:55:28 EDT
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-08-26 10:19:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:37:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-12-08 22:06:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-19 18:51:49 (#)
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<stands applauds> hahahaha good stuff ETS.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:22:13 EDT (#)
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Yea, sorry about that Apollo. That was yesterday. God was in traction, things were stressful at work, and I was running low on Midol.
Forgive me?
*mutters under breath*
"Limey toolbag."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-29 09:28:19 EDT (#)
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I think it's interesting how we can always leave it to the British to dismiss the notion of God using their particularly cunning skill and wit, which, by the way, is SOOOOOOO special. There is, indeed, none like them in all the world, they're so special. What is it about your culture that has made it so easy to be dumb shits and think you're being clever? (I'm talking to Apollo and Zak more than you Berty.) """
what the fuck did i do to you?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-28 10:12:19 EDT (#)
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This is probably the perfect post. B@W?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-21 00:08:52 EDT (#)
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If you don't like it, you shouldn't +2 it.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-20 21:24:53 EDT (#)
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Mandatory dick-sucking +2 for sub-par piece of work which is already highly rated.
Er, goode poste.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-20 19:05:05 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA! Touche, Caul.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-20 18:15:48 EDT (#)
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Pilfered photos from the Uberdirectory to make this, did you?
Submitted by alex.lifeson (user info) at 2005-09-20 18:09:58 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahahhahaahahah
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-20 16:18:08 EDT (#)
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Would 'racism' become less of an issue if we had another recognised species of hominid wandering the globe?"""
Probably not. Hating everybody seems to be en vogue lately.
For that matter, how do we define 'species' and 'race' anyway???"""
A recent study by genetists(sp?), which I can't find, discovered that "race" was a myth. However, the Neandertal had distinct physiological differences. Which leads us to:
Is there really a difference?"""
Height, jaw line (only challenged by Eric Rice) and dentition, stronger physical completion, shorter life expectancy and I suspect...bigger cocks.
Could we breed with a Neandertal?"""
I watched a three episode documentary on "Découverte". One of the theory was that it was assimilated through cross-breeding by the much more populous Cro Magnon from the South. Another theory was that they were anhilated by them. It would've been the first and last time in history that Africans kicked the Europeans asses.
Would we want to?"""
I can name you a few Uber users who would.
Would Neandertals be sexy?"""
Unlikely. But they would make awesome participants to Extreme Makeovers and shit like that.
Could they run for president?"""
They'd be too evolved to replace that one.
Would we vote for them?"""
That all depens on the media.
Or would we just enslave and murder them?"""
That'd be great. But then they would multitiply, eventually become our equals and impose their culture -- like it did with niggers. Can you imagine Neandertal Hip Hop? Instead of "Aaah aaah yeah! Aaaah aaah! Yeah! Yo! Yeah! Aaaah aah!" we'd have to deal with "Ooooh oooh! Nur! Yar! Nur! Oooh ooh!" As you can see, the two versions are lightyears apart.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-20 14:39:00 EDT (#)
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You said you wanted to join. If your interest remains, you have approximately 9 hours and 15 minutes to do so.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75435
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-20 12:15:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-20 11:33:30 (#)
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The Neandertal were french, geographically speaking. Does that make me cool?
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You know you must be French if in order to climb the scale of 'coolness' you have proclaim your Neandertal heritage. :P
Seriously though, I think we chould clone Neandertals, and maybe wooly mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers and set them loose in a giant wildlife refuge somewhere. Then we could charge admission and make millions.
On another note...I wonder what it would be like to converse with a Neandertal. Would 'racism' become less of an issue if we had another recognised species of hominid wandering the globe? For that matter, how do we define 'species' and 'race' anyway??? Is there really a difference? Could we breed with a Neandertal? Would we want to? Would Neandertals be sexy? Could they run for president? Would we vote for them? Or would we just enslave and murder them?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-09-20 11:43:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-20 11:33:30 EDT (#)
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The Neandertal were french, geographically speaking. Does that make me cool?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-20 09:19:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:38:59 (#)
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Predator Info: Homo erectus
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Heheheh...that's scary. (I feel like such a child for laughing at that. :D)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-20 07:31:26 (#)
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I can't believe BartBart took credit for NeanderBart's idea.
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OMG! What if we ALL have a Neanderself??? And what if they're all homo erectus???
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-20 07:31:26 EDT (#)
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I can't believe BartBart took credit for NeanderBart's idea.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-09-20 06:59:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-20 06:49:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by missedthepoint (user info) at 2005-09-20 06:24:04 EDT (#)
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this my friend,
was pretty fuckin' funny.
Ugh.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-20 06:11:43 EDT (#)
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pretty damn good
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-20 05:17:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-20 05:15:39 EDT (#)
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This is some good shit right here.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-20 04:50:55 EDT (#)
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Sorry, but I just can't accept that I am inferior to a race that didn't wipe its own bum.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:38:59 EDT (#)
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Predator Info: Homo erectus
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:35:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:27:29 EDT (#)
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the ugh site photoshop made me chuckle.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:10:00 EDT (#)
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It's all so true!!!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-19 20:26:13 EDT (#)
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This reminds me of a grown-up version of a Sesame Street sketch I saw as a kid. Some Muppet Cavemen are sitting around bored, but every idea they have for fun is something that doesn't exist yet.
"Ooh! Let's watch T.V.!"
"We can't, T.V. hasn't been invented yet!"
"Awww."
Submitted by momanlad (user info) at 2005-09-19 20:00:55 EDT (#)
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Gold dust
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-19 19:24:45 EDT (#)
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2 thumbs fresh!
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-19 18:51:49 EDT (#)
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<stands applauds> hahahaha good stuff ETS.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-19 18:30:12 EDT (#)
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http://www.sfwriter.com/hotal.htm
I would have expected and respected a response, by you, within the historic time frame
you've continually demonstrated on previous posts, but a save is still a save.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-19 18:20:15 EDT (#)
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I feel like refried crap right now. Thanks for a much needed laugh.
Remember, some of us are not kids anymore, so go easy on the tiny fonts. I was squinting so hard I suffered testicular torsion.
Submitted by sixxforty (user info) at 2005-09-19 17:54:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-19 17:32:17 EDT (#)
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=neandertal
How did I know somebody would do that?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-19 17:10:35 EDT (#)
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Neanderthal
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-19 17:07:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-19 17:06:26 EDT (#)
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It was the top right corner of the Ughsite pic that earned you this +2.
'Bang Chest' indeed.
Submitted by calbearspolo (user info) at 2005-09-19 17:00:41 EDT (#)
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Bang!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-09-19 16:57:55 EDT (#)
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oh man. i was ready to -2 this because it was meh.
but that last picture
so fucking funny.