Presenting: GLALL's Exotice Candy Factory! (1070 hits)
Category: Business & FinancialRating: 1.33 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (View user info) at 2005-09-19 21:24:59 EDT
I've been getting paid to make ubersite posts now for close to six months, and with the revenue I've been generating, I've been able to open up my own candy factory. It's been my dream since I was stoned out of my mind at a party a few years ago to serve the public with an odd assortment of delicious goodies that you couldn't find anywhere else. With the help of some good work-minded people, and through our sheer determination to succeed, I'm glad to say that things are looking on the up and up.
We recently decided to expand beyond selling our products to our parents, and in the process have decided to move to the internet and catalogue our products for the general candy-eating public. I'm still tentative about displaying it on our website, www.fartstuffers.org (I think it sounds catchy, so I've decided to come to you guys first and see what you think about our line. Does it make you hungry? Do you want to get married now? Any and all comments would be gladly appreciated so that we can bring you only the best!
User Reviews
Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-10 18:24:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
reading rainbow
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-21 18:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuckin a!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-20 19:09:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what, no crunchy frog?
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-20 11:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-20 08:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pffft, fine, whatever.
I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-20 08:44:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:34:22 (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything you ever wanted to know about munkeypants
User id: 8420
Registered on or around: 2004-05-11 13:30:22
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AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-20 08:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry guys, but I'm married to my first and only lover, rosey palms. You understand.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-20 08:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As long as I don't actually have to move, and he comes to Florida instead, you have a deal. Perhaps a fundraiser for wedding gifts and such would be appropriate, though...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-20 06:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I demand, actually demand, that Lady Plural go to GLALL and become his wife. Seriously.
That GLALL and his genius should be left to fend for themselves against the cruel slings and arrows of outrageous critiscism is unjust. I mean for Christ's sake, if I was a girly I'd be over there faster than you can say Sryzbeski.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-20 05:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 Moam
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-20 05:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-09-20 02:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sour Flush Candy? WTF?!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Everything you ever wanted to know about munkeypants
User id: 8420
Registered on or around: 2004-05-11 13:30:22
# Messages posted: 100
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Average rating of all messages: 1.46
I think my ratings speak for itself.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:19:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
<yawn>
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-20 00:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I fully understand. I also know you're australian and a different human being, and that our definitions of humor might not be in the same vein. That pickle fucking a cherry is universal though I must admit.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-09-19 23:58:37 EDT (#)
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ok, previous comment sounds bitchier than its intended. what i meant was that the post itself was pretty ordinary, and the only part that made me smile was that picture of the cherry and pickle, which was not of your making...
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-19 23:55:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks for the support?
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2005-09-19 23:36:30 EDT (#)
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the only genuinely funny part was the cherry fucking the pickle, and that had nothing to do with you.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-19 23:08:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just purchased a majority ownership position of 5 550 500 shares at the 20 day trading average of USD$1.35 per share.
In addition, I placed a three month call option and hedged against currency devaluation by excercising some of my convertible debentures. To sweeten the deal, your board of directors offered me a nice package of corporate paper and asset secured bonds, returning a minimum 15%.
Probably the worst investment I've ever made, but what-the-fuck.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:25:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well you can't buy the cherry fucking pickles because business is closed. A spider is chasing me. I trapped it underneath a medicine bottle, the whole time thinking to myself "god I hope the bottom isn't concave, and alas, it was. He started crawling really fast and then, he jumped at me. I screamed "fuck" like a girl and ran into the bathroom. I just finally got back, I can't find him, but he's ruining my confidence.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And I thought I was on some strong medication....
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The cherry fucking the pickle was the best part.
Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hummmmmm
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-19 22:13:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take some of that cherry-pickle candy.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:56:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sure, LP. Now that I know you're a man, how about you build me a house and fix my washing machine? I'm sure you know how, being a man and all, I mean, that's what we do.
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, I get it, John CANDY! It's a pun...clever.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:44:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CANDY WRAPPERS, YOU PERVERTS.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from
Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! Oh, by the way, I
was being sarcastic.
-- Homer Simpson
Flaming Moe's
Yeah, on your knees like the dog you are. That's right, bitch, choke it all down, that's a good slut, come on and swa-
What?!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:42:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NERFHERDER IS ALIVE!?!?!?!??!?! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY STOCK????? I HAVE NOTHING IN STOCK, THIS IS ALL LIES, I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:35:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I knew those Maoam candy wrappers looked familiar..they caused much controversy in Germany. The quote from a German priest: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."
Check out www.bad-candy.com.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
nope
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man i love John Candy (you know in a hetro way of course) Trains planes and automobiles is one of my all time fav movies.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The medication just isnt working is it GLAL?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-19 21:31:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Stock?