Electrical Mexican Baby (680 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.54 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Trevor Q.M <Trechi1st93.at.Yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-20 12:46:30 EDT
A while ago me and my family were at Taco Bell, you know, the place with all the fat Americans cleaning the windows while the Mexicans that can't speak a word of English run the cash register. I ordered a tostado, you're probably thinking "What the hell is a tos-thing?", well that, my friend, is the best damn thing Taco Bell has ever sold, they just stopped selling them one day and when you asked for one they would say "me no understand.", actually that was before they started hiring Mexicans, "What's a tostado?" is what they would say, to which we would respond "Let me speak to the manager!". Well, that was a while ago, but with that done I'll start with what I mean't to say.
After we got our food we headed over to one of the dirty tables and started eating I noticed there was a family of Mexicans eating nearby, they had a couple kids but one I remember most was a little two year old running around on a rampage. His parents weren't even watching him and you could tell he knew, they little mischievous look on his face, it was sickening! So, the little kid, which we shall call Pedro, decided to pick up a plastic spork and try to stick it in one of the electrical sockets. I started eating fast because I didn't want to witness a baby bar-b-cue.
After about five minutes of trying to figure out how the spork went into the socket Pedro's dad decided to save him from a not so pleasant death, probably because he didn't want to pay for hospital bills and he didn't want onyone to find out he doesn't have a Green Card.
So Pedro survived, just another Mexican to run the cash register at Taco Bell while the fat Americans clean the windows.
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-20 17:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
fuck that, carne asada fries are the BEST!!!
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-09-20 16:30:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-09-20 14:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah Alexor, it sucks.
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-09-20 14:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow.....
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-20 14:03:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:19:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I've learned my lesson, no more reviews if it's below a zero!
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Wait, what was that?
Don't give me my business devil woman.
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Red420007 (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tostada, not tostado
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Okay, I've learned my lesson, no more reviews if it's below a zero!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:15:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:08:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
I should have thought twice before posting this, wheres a delete button when you need it?
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'Nuff said.
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I should have thought twice before posting this, wheres a delete button when you need it?
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP!
And he pays well to do so. (Don't tell him, but I enjoy it really)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-20 13:04:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY CRAP THIS IS THE MOST BORING THING I HAVE EVER READ, SERIOUSLY
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-20 12:57:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uhm... NOTHING would have happened.
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-20 12:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is plastic some sort of Electrical Conductor?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-20 12:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
i think you could rewrite this and make it funnier?
I like the title though.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-20 12:53:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Amazing.