D-Prime Madness II : Title Submission (663 hits)
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Submitted by D-Prime Madness (View user info) at 2005-09-21 08:53:00 EDT
It starts on October 1st. You have 7 to 9 days (depending on when I compilate them) to submit titles.
Submit as many as you like by commenting here. If we don't get enough, I'll create the rest. I'll rank them based on how much I like them (mine and yours alike) and my favorites will get the more important matches.
Put them all on seperate lines, without quotes. Don't use any titles that you distinctly remember from any other Uber writing competition you may know of.
SUBMIT YOUR TITLES NOW!
Note: You'll never, in the competition, reach a title that's your own. Titles submitted by contestants will be sent to the opposite side of the tree, and the 'final' title has already been decided by me (unless I see one that really rocks, decide to make that it, and the person who submitted it makes it the finals.)
User Reviews
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-22 08:55:45 EDT (#)
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Sorry Dreg. We already have an even amount of participants, and I don't want to mess up the symmetry.
You can always join III.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-22 08:40:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Joe, I'm going to write you in on the tree right at the beginning as 'Worst Title Submission.'
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-22 08:39:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dreg, I'll see what I can do.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-22 04:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ran out of gas in a rented Range Rover on the way to Ghanzi, Botswana because his
brother convinced him the signs were in kilometers and not miles. Then the almost physical
assault on his beloved brother in a drunken rage. Redemption came in the form of saving both lives
with his, and a gun toting Zimbabwean's help.
The disconnection of the electronic governor first exasperated the problem, but later helped
remedy it.
The remaining problem is the failure to post about it due to the posters lack of skills to
present it properly and the scorn that would surely follow......without remuneration.*
<shortans:CS>
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-09-22 03:01:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
If you need one more person I want in.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-22 01:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
what would Kalahari Larry do?
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-09-22 01:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw, Shit
That Shouldn't Be There
Uh-Oh
Run
The Endless Hallway
A Locked Door
Shattered Glass
Screams of Alarm
The Untimely Savior
Hooray!
An Ill-Timed Accident
Ouch
Return to Suffering
A Lost Cause
Boom
Today in the News...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-22 00:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Dog Breath
Panama Red
Cabesa de Baca
Heavy Fuel
We Won
Kalahari Larry
Bam Zoom
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-21 23:51:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm here
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-21 17:28:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOOOOO
titles.
hedgehogs, wine, and plastic: the secret lives of hollywood wannabes
What Would Larry Do?
Tape: a perspective from Man's best friend.
etc.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I gotta go.
I'll be back this afternoon to show how many seed-points every one has and post their relative rank.
Submitted by MadJesterVince (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:40:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about some of these:
Monkey See, Monkey Doo
Pulling the Plug
Beer Can Bottoms
Afternoon Delight
Soul Sanctuary
Knockout Kiss
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually Joe, I'll just put you down by default.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
JOE
I THINK YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO JOIN IN AN OLDER POST, BUT IM NOT SURE.
IF YOU WANT TO JOIN COMMENT SO HERE. YOU HAVE UNTIL TOMMOROW AT ABOUT 9:15 EST.
IF ANY ONE ELSE WHO SAID THEY WANTED TO JOIN ON A POST OTHER THAN THE TWO SIGN-UP ONES, BUT DIDNT GO TO THE SIGN-UP ONES, COMMENT SO HERE AND BEFORE 10AM TOMMOROW AND I'll PUT YOU DOWN.
Looks like we have 24-26
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:27:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Man, you're right. But my parents used to watch MAD while we ate dinner, back in the day, so I saw a lot of MAD too.
I should have just remembered it as being funny and known which it was.
"Hi, I'm Brain Fellows."
"Brawp. I'm Brian Fellows."
"SHUT UP BIRD. IM BRIAN FELLOWS."
"Brawp. IM BRIAN FELLOWS."
*imagines bird buying a bunch of stuff over the phone and then saying 'I'm Brian Fellows.'*
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is a great idea, maybe it will be as great as UM.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mad? Come on pal. Mad TV sucks the inner portion of my brown star.
Brian Fellows is from SNL. Played by Tracy Morgan.
FUCKING HILARIOUS.
That title, if given to the correct user, it could be a really good entry.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Isn't Brian Fellows that pet guy who was on that MAD or SNL skit or something?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:41:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree, except for the last three.
I didn't have any time and I did them all at once. Also, they were all from one person, so there was no 'every one's best few.'
But I liked the last three titles.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not in on this one d_prime.
But I will submit some titles because I thought the one's from the last madness sucked.
Does this look infected?
True Life: I'm a coke whore
Rashtastic
NKOTB - The later years
A Biography of Brian Fellows
fin
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:28:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That was very big of you Hadley.
Have a Pepsi *hands Hadle e-Pepsi*
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry professor, that's too specific. Try 'Fingering Her' or 'The Sad Nights' and perhaps someone who hates me will take your use.
Good job Badass.
I now have a full set list made up of titles already submitted, HOWEVER, as more titles come in, the ones that are better will knock inferior ones out.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If this van's a rockin'
Upside Your Head
My first and last night at Cult Camp
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seeing Stars
Random
Rectum? Damn Near Killed Em!
By Virtue
Bite the Bullet
Take It Like A Man
There, I helped this crappy farce along.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What Do I Mean to You.
Give Me One Reason
Having The Sand
Phallic
Where is IT.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:25:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How about this one:
How I (d_prime) sucked my dad's cock while simultaneously fingering my mom's ass and being dyslexic.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I love the date one.
Seeing as we *already* have more than we need, I'll be able to pick only the cool ones. Nice.
Every one so far as submitted at least one cool one.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:15:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Title Ideas:
Lace your boots
Deployment
Since I quit
Hey - I'm Next!
Denial of Self
Explosive
My Addiction
Beer and Chicks
September 19, 2004 (random date)
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't worry Drew. Though I can't use all of your Texas-related titles, I'll use several.
Especially the Oxotoper one.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like it, but I don't think I'll enact the video game rule.
There are 22 (I may be off by one or two; I'll make the official count later) contestants.
The top 10 seeds, using my point system, get into Round Two.
The next 12 are matched up and have to kill each other off in what I may decide to call the 'preliminary round.'
Round One:
11 v 22
12 v 21
13 v 20
14 v 19
15 v 18
16 v 17
Round Two:
1 v 16 (or who beat him/her, and so on)
2 v 15
3 v 14
4 v 13
5 v 12
6 v 11
7 v 10
8 v 9
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:12:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like it, but I don't think I'll enact the video game rule.
There are 22 (I may be off by one or two; I'll make the official count later) contestants.
The top 10 seeds, using my point system, get into Round Two.
The next 12 are matched up and have to kill each other off in what I may decide to call the 'preliminary round.'
Round One:
11 v 22
12 v 21
13 v 20
14 v 19
15 v 18
16 v 17
Round Two:
1 v 16 (or who beat him/her, and so on)
2 v 15
3 v 14
4 v 13
5 v 12
6 v 11
7 v 10
8 v 9
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
d_prime, dont deny me my roots.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:10:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A Trailer Park Hero
Jesus built me a hot rod
Oxotopers and Recalibration
How NASCAR saved me from eternal damnation
Peyton Manning is hung like a mule and uses his penis as an offensive lineman
Sandpaper Sally
My dick got entwined in a pretzel
Mufflers and current inspection stickers are for fags
I threw a hot dog down a hallway
Thanks to Valtrex Im riding my bicycle again
Satan bought me a window unit AC
My goat chewed the back axle off my Chevy
Crabs and the prevention of
My momma slapped your momma with a greasy piece of meat
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:07:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus fucking Christ, man! It's been a while since the last DP2 post. In any case, here are my titles:
Jesus fucking Christ
Your Mom
I am the Walrus
It's Not Your Fault
Blow Me Down
Time for Dinner
Fly on the Wall
The Fly in the Soup
Soup to Nuts
These Nuts
Grand Theft Auto [any reference to the video game should disqualify this post]
Eye for an Eye
That's about it....
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:05:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That'd be hilarious. I'll make two First Round posts with those names.
There's only going to be about six guys in Round One of Five. It's more like a preliminary round (unless I decide to arrange it differently.) So, I think I'll use all the 'Good but a little too weird/funny' titles on those.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:03:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Great Title:
...and if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
Beat that bitches.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Good job guys.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Title ideas:
Long way home
Do or Die
College days
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-21 09:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, get back to schoolwork.
Ahem, I certainly am not on the computer in math class.
Anyway, title = With These Hands
Vague, adaptable, and from a Springsteen song. Perfect.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-21 08:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pre-emptive responce to Zakalwe: At least 22 people care about D-Prime Madness (they're in it,) plus the people who explicitly showed their support.
No, go fuck YOUR self. No, YOU'RE an idiot.