Oh Uber Buddies! I don't even know how to break this news to you... R.I.P. (1236 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.07 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Michael Jackson (View user info) at 2005-09-21 10:03:30 EDT
Earlier on in the month I, Michael Jackson, received this sad email:
From: The Widow Linton
To: Michael Jackson
Subject: Tragic News
Oh Michael,
Shortly after our move from sunny Florida to the third world, Boston, my husband and your dear friend, was killed by angry Red Sox fans at a gas station, just down the road from our new apartment :(
The funeral will be held on XXXXXXX XX at XXXXX at XXXXXXXXXXXXXX cemetery.
(Details have been removed, so that none of you internet wierdos try and gate crash the funeral - MJ)
Yours in mourning,
The Widow Linton
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Adam's wife can be contacted on 319-270-0059 if you wish to offer your condolences.
(Don't use this number to try and pick her up! I'm looking in your direction AJ! Give her at least 3 months to come to terms with her loss)
Just leave your +2s with blank messages as a symbol of a moment of silence for the passing of our dear friend.
User Reviews
Submitted by bandphotographer (user info) at 2005-11-09 20:03:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You have the voice of a horny angel.
+2 Fairy
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-10-17 18:07:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish that MJ disappeared ALONG with Adam.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-10-17 17:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHHH this was great MJ!
I came back from the dead after I heard there was a new thriller coming out.
Oh and you were close, but I was born in 1979.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2005-09-22 05:25:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-21 22:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-09-21 18:32:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:44:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
Monique?
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-21 19:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2005-09-21 18:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:44:42 (#)
Ranking: 1
Monique?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-21 18:05:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nunsense.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-21 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:58:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:57:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
If those bastards got Blitzkreig_Bob too, I'm setting up a dirty bomb and taking out every last one of those baked bean eating motherfuckers.
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Bob is gone as well?
<weeps>
Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:17:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, thats too bad. GOOOOO RED SOX WOOOOTTTTTT!!!!!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:57:24 (#)
Ranking: 2
If those bastards got Blitzkreig_Bob too, I'm setting up a dirty bomb and taking out every last one of those baked bean eating motherfuckers.
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Bob is gone as well?
<weeps>
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If those bastards got Blitzkreig_Bob too, I'm setting up a dirty bomb and taking out every last one of those baked bean eating motherfuckers.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No comment here, in this review box.
Really, there is no comment.
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a
world of makebelieve. With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic
frogs with funny little hats...
-- Homer Simpson
Blood Feud
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:44:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Monique?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So...
You think his wife digs chicks?
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:33:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:29:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I wondered why my phone kept ringing this morning.
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You still haven't changed the number?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wondered why my phone kept ringing this morning.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time.
Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.
-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Fink
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmmm... vulnerable sexy widow.
*drools*
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!....MOnique
Good ridance, bastard.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:13:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've had a bad feeling for DAYS. It couldn't have taken that long to move to Boston. I knew something was wrong.
Adam Monique Linton, you will be missed.
also, DAMN YOU REDSOCKS FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer: It is?
Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers.
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:12:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG NOPOOOO!O!OP!!!!!1
*Cwies emo twears*
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-21 10:05:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
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