This is a (shitty?) poem (613 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: 1.74 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by rayrayshanaynay (View user info) at 2005-09-21 11:41:13 EDT
Inspired by breakfast and http://www.ubersite.com/m/75560
V8
Maroon morass
Unfathomable depths of
health and pulp.
Slugging down to puckered lips;
A kiss only a blender could love.
Bramble foreign to
untainted tissue
The Spinach Armada sails stately by.
Tomato, amorous beast to the buds
celery looks on from afar
(A matter best settled on the gastric circuit.)
Lemon spritz, the last hurrah:
A gruesome mystique
That snaps!
After the last swallow.
Death atoll
remains on the rim-
Felten thorns of vegetable confetti.
A film with no credits,
Just a fine red cast
User Reviews
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-09-21 16:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The last two lines were especially good, I thought.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-21 14:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-09-21 13:50:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome. I don't know why; it just was.
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Just admit it. This is TL's friend, so you're sucking up in hopes of nailing one of them.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-21 12:10:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
*looks at other people rating*
Are we reading the same thing?
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I concur.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-21 14:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
FUnny.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-09-21 13:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome. I don't know why; it just was.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-09-21 12:59:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This was funny. Reminded me of Douglas Adams. 'Course, I happen to be reading his stuff right now, but makes me think of the "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I found in my Armpit One Midsummer's Day" . Good work.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-21 12:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome... I love V8
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-21 12:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*looks at other people rating*
Are we reading the same thing?
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-21 12:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:55:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
sad fact:
this is honestly the best poetry i've ever seen posted on this site.
"maroon morass" indeed.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:47:15 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love V8, with vodka of course.
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mmmmm
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
See this is what I'm talking about.
Spare me poems about life's complexity or the loss of God. Give me V8 verse!
Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like V8. The spicy shit is the best.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sad fact:
this is honestly the best poetry i've ever seen posted on this site.
"maroon morass" indeed.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
V8 w/tobasco......now there's a drink
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually liked it..
So sue me!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love V8, with vodka of course.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-21 11:44:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it a lot.
"A kiss only a blender could love" - well said.