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New Job Opening (655 hits)

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Rating: 0.42 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by sl4tt3ry (View user info) at 2005-09-21 15:34:06 EDT


I found this in yesterdays paper, what kind of references would you need?






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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-10-12 09:13:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You really are from Sarasota, huh? I noticed the ad for Shell's seafood there. I actually work down in Venice, but I live in SRQ. Hit me up at easybeinggreen.at.gmail.com if you want.

Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-23 18:10:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Pick me! Pick me!

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-09-22 06:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You need to be quite a hefty guy, too. All that sawing and shit aint no task for a faggot.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-22 05:34:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

must have opposable thumbs

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-21 22:47:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm qualified for the job two above that one.

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-09-21 21:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

hah wow

Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-21 21:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dated a girl once that could climb trees, she was a little hairy and had weird toilet habits too.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-21 16:52:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i should do that.

i miss working up in the trees.

good times.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-21 16:03:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT REFS?

NO... NO IT DOESN'T


DOES IT SAY "EXPERIENCE"?

YES IT DOES.

So in short, blow me while I shit.
and BTW cookie... if you're looking for "intelligent" responses, you have come to the WAY WRONG PLACE, dipshit.

Submitted by sl4tt3ry (user info) at 2005-09-21 16:00:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:49:24 (#)
Ranking: -2

Uhm, I think you would need "tree climbing" experience, DUMBASS.



Take the gig, climb really high, and jump the fuck off and die.

That's what YOU should do, clownshoe.

================================================================
I didn't ask about experience, I asked about references schmuck

thank you leilani for an intelligent response

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The Disaster Response Team (Storm Damage Specialist) specializing in large and dangerous, storm damaged trees needs experienced climbers for the cleanup after hurricane Katrina. We need tree climbers with at least 10 years rope and saddle experience in the tree. Extensive experience in removing very large and dangerous trees and crane experience needed. Make great money in the Southeastern sunshine. $200-$250+/day. Must be ready to work on short notice.
Call 303-601-5898 and please send email & resume if you have one to HazardousTreeRemoval.at.gmail.com


Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Uhm, I think you would need "tree climbing" experience, DUMBASS.



Take the gig, climb really high, and jump the fuck off and die.

That's what YOU should do, clownshoe.

Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:42:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I laughed but it's not +2 worthy

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

or maybe the fire department is bored and wants to rescue some people.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

*yawn*

Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-21 15:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

it's probably a set-up. maybe some enterprising citizen out there has found a method to weed out and kill unqualified and unemployed worthless people.

you should apply.


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