These things perplex me.. AND CAN YOU GUESS WHOSE ALTER I AM?? (775 hits)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell?? (View user info) at 2005-09-22 09:30:35 EDT
These are things that perplex me.
I demand to know why most of you hate me. If you do not answer me, I will find out where you live and send an army of lesbian robots to your houses, to violate your anal crevasse without any sort of lube... Most of you won't like that, of course SOME OF YOU will...fags!!
Did Shlongy finally smarten up and decide to find boys to molest on another website? ... or did he die in the hurricane?
What happened to the little round feller named JayPig? One too many Twinkies maybe? Did "JimTheFiend" make due on his threats and snuff out the fat man?
SPEAKING of "JimTheFiend" , WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIM? .. Did he die of aids from all those skanks he was banging?
And almost finally... WHY IS ZOIDBERG SUCH A SANCTIMONIOUS CUNT??
And FINALLY, FINALLY.....
CAN YOU GUESS WHOSE ALTER I AM??
(come on geniuses, think real hard)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:08:20 EDT (#)
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I like you!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:57:31 EDT (#)
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THIS POST IS CLOSED.... PLEASE GO HERE AND GET THE FUCK OUT.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75666
THANKS, The Management.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:42:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:42:07 (#)
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the REAL question...
who cares?
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Me??
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:42:07 EDT (#)
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the REAL question...
who cares?
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:29:26 EDT (#)
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You're my alter.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:26:54 EDT (#)
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The important question is can you guess whos alter *I* am?
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:25:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:07:12 (#)
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Bart?
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Who's Bart?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:21:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:54:34 (#)
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this is just a shameless attempt at heat.
like a second grade girl in the school playground playing the guessing game.
"is it Method?"
"noooooooo....keep guessing"
"is it Sphagnum?
"noooooooo....keep guessing"
"is it shlongy?
"nooooooo......keep guessing"
"hhmmmmmm....are you all the same person with a severe case of schizophrenia?"
"........."
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Says Fudgepacker's alter.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:20:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/75663
SPT strikes back.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:07:35 EDT (#)
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Sassmaster = Michael Jackson
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-09-22 11:07:12 EDT (#)
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Bart?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:59:35 EDT (#)
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This post just needs a little Drew Juice to get 'er going.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:55:36 EDT (#)
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WHOA, METHOD... were you like hiding behind the post waiting for me to do that... your respose was INSTANT!!
Damn son, you're starting to scare me.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:54:34 EDT (#)
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this is just a shameless attempt at heat.
like a second grade girl in the school playground playing the guessing game.
"is it Method?"
"noooooooo....keep guessing"
"is it Sphagnum?
"noooooooo....keep guessing"
"is it shlongy?
"nooooooo......keep guessing"
"hhmmmmmm....are you all the same person with a severe case of schizophrenia?"
"........."
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:53:00 EDT (#)
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If the post can't make it on its own without you replying every other second, it's a shitty post.
Sorry, but that's the truth. But you already know that
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:51:48 EDT (#)
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But see...... I stop replying and the post just DIES!!
It's not fair I tell ya, the post deserves better than that, dammit!
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:20:29 EDT (#)
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Uhm, thanks METHOD.
I guess i just feel like if someone takes the time to respond and leave a comment, then I owe it to that person to respond to that. I'm sorry if it's annoying, but I look at it as more "being polite" to the users who comment.
Nevermind... I guess I just did it again, didn't I?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:11:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 10:10:54 EDT (#)
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You reply on your own posts WAAAAAAY too much.
The trick is to get the ball rolling with something real good and controversial, and then let it build its own momentum. What you're doing is basically creating a staggering effect on your own posts with your replies - it never builds up enough speed to take off on its own.
Plus it's fucking annoying.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:59:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:53:55 (#)
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Fuck you Chris, this is idiotic even for you.
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Good morning Manic. Lovely to see you with a big, beaming smile on your face.
<Moves out of backhand range>
<Reinforces makeshift fort under construction in lounge room>
<Thinks about a pre-emptive strike>
<Dismisses that notion>
<Thinks: "What would Dubya do?">
<Goes back to pre-emptive strike>
<Runs out of ideas....>
<Clicks .
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:59:24 EDT (#)
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Wait.. this post isn't about YOU, it's about the people I mentioned... and the whole point of it was to GUESS WHOSE ALTER I AM.
In case you were wondering....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:55:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:53:55 (#)
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Fuck you Chris, this is idiotic even for you.
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Well, who pissed in YOUR cornflakes this morning, young lady?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:53:55 EDT (#)
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Fuck you Chris, this is idiotic even for you.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:53:44 EDT (#)
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MANICMOTHER = SHLONGY
You read it here FIRST motherfuckers!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:51:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:48:28 (#)
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You're a fuckin' dipshit. There does that answer your fucking question.
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Anyone else notice the SHLONGY comment, coming from MANICMOTHER??
<sniff-sniff>
Do I smel an ALTER SCREW-UP??
MANIC=SHLONGY!!
HA!! GOTCHOO NOW FUCKER!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:48:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:48:28 EDT (#)
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You're a fuckin' dipshit. There does that answer your fucking question.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:47:48 EDT (#)
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Yes, I'll take a check, but if it bounces I'm going to take out a lien on your gonads.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:47:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:45:42 (#)
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I hit Rita in her triflin mouth with a left hook. Youre my alter now shut the fuck up.
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Sorry Drew, but we all know that YOU are in fact METHODS ALTER....
Please try again, METHOD.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:45:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:45:02 (#)
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I have no idea.
Also, I don't hate you at all. You make me laugh. I like
people who can make me laugh.
Even at other people's expense.
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That LAST LINE is why I love this girl!!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:45:42 EDT (#)
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I hit Rita in her triflin mouth with a left hook. Youre my alter now shut the fuck up.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:45:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:43:29 (#)
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Less talking, more transferring funds. You have 18 minutes.
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That shouldn't be a problem, I'll just borrow the money from Shlongy and.... oh shit, he's dead isn't he?
OH NOES!!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO???
Jeanneee... will you take a check??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:45:02 EDT (#)
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I have no idea.
Also, I don't hate you at all. You make me laugh. I like
people who can make me laugh. Even at other people's expense.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:43:29 EDT (#)
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Less talking, more transferring funds. You have 18 minutes.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:42:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:40:31 (#)
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You're my email
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I'm sorry, but that makes no sense to me whatsoever..please explain?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:41:12 EDT (#)
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I think the Hurricane got him Sphagnum .. it was headed right for the trailer park he lived in, and those double wides can only withstand 27.2 mile per hour winds.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:40:31 EDT (#)
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You're my email
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:38:54 EDT (#)
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How did he die? GayAids? Beaten to death by some 12yr old?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:36:06 (#)
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I know whose alter you are, and if there isn't $10,000 US in my PayPal account by 10:00 AM EDT today then I'm going to blow your cover. Ready, go.
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I got all the way to this line "I'm going to blow your" ...and lost my train of thought.
What were you saying?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:36:27 EDT (#)
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Yeah... that was the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture.
Too bad he's dead....
OK, not really
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:36:06 EDT (#)
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I know whose alter you are, and if there isn't $10,000 US in my PayPal account by 10:00 AM EDT today then I'm going to blow your cover. Ready, go.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:35:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:32:16 (#)
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Good morning fuckface. What's on the menu today?
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WHY HALO THAR BUTSECKS!
On todays menu we are featuring the "Shut the fuck up, you Aussie pigfucker" special!!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:35:30 EDT (#)
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I like the way you celebrate my pet name for Shlongy with your picture.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:32:39 EDT (#)
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sanctimonius cunt is copyright apollo88 enterprises.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:32:16 EDT (#)
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Good morning fuckface. What's on the menu today?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 09:31:52 EDT (#)
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Needs more questions about Sphagnum.