Herion Part 3 by Flarn-Dorfar. (1723 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.31 on 94 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by flarn dorfar (View user info) at 2005-09-22 12:25:50 EDT
I Flarn-Dorfar would like to educate you all a little about the drug heroin, here by known by the eyecatching name "herion".
There are many effective behavioral treatments available for heroin addiction. These can include residential and outpatient approaches. Several new behavioral therapies are showing particular promise for heroin addiction. Contingency management therapy uses a voucher-based system, where patients earn "points" based on negative drug tests, which they can exchange for items that encourage healthful living. Cognitive-behavioral interventions are designed to help modify the patient's thinking, expectancies, and behaviors and to increase skills in coping with various life stressors.
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OwnedByBiafra (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:27:20 (#)
Ranking: -1
This is completely anal, but it really bothers me when people spell "herion" as "herion" even as an accident
------
Please kick yourself in the face immediately
Submitted by OwnedByBiafra (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:27:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This is completely anal, but it really bothers me when people spell "herion" as "herion" even as an accident. Even only once. Because then, instead of reminding me of needles, drugs and Trainspotting, it reminds me of those really neat birds you see when you go to wetlands and stuff.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-25 18:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-23 17:15:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-23 09:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 01:51:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
All the great leaps in the world of art have engendered such passionate debate. Watch out for todays post...
________________________________________
This guy is hilarious. I think he's just pulling your guyses strings. eh.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-23 09:03:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Cunt-face.
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-23 05:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Coon
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 01:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
All the great leaps in the world of art have engendered such passionate debate. Watch out for todays post...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-22 23:03:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
m r
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-09-22 19:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-22 18:04:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
THATS HOW FUCKIN BOSH THIS IS.
-----------------------------------
Dude that's GAY.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 18:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-22 18:02:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
hey fuck you queer. Next time i hear you talkin smack im gonna grind your left leg to a stump with a cheese grater. Let that soak in for a second.... got it?
Good.
Next I will remove all the bones from your arm so its just blood and veins and muscle. it will all fall to your wrists and your arm will look like a shorn testicle that hangs loosely about 4 feet from your grundle, leaving you completely defenseless.
Next I would Tatoo 'I HATE NIGGERS' in ALL CAPS on your forehead and drop you off in compton, or harlem. Then I will puncture the tires on your electric wheelchair, which is the only mode of transportation available to Stubby McScrotum Arm, which is you.
Also I will buy a shit load of heroine and inject it via your eye sockets.
THIS CAN ALL BE AVOIDED
___________________________________________
This was the boshest thing youve done yet. Flarm-doofar, take notice. THIS is art. You fucking uncivilized heathen
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-09-22 18:06:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:48:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
THe fact that you believe that cut and pasting is not art gives it an automatic artistic potency. Go back to your cheap burgers, automatic cars and base ball caps.
-------
No cheap burgers, automatic cars or baseball caps here. But you're still a fanny flap.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-22 18:04:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THATS HOW FUCKIN BOSH THIS IS.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-22 18:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey fuck you queer. Next time i hear you talkin smack im gonna grind your left leg to a stump with a cheese grater. Let that soak in for a second.... got it?
Good.
Next I will remove all the bones from your arm so its just blood and veins and muscle. it will all fall to your wrists and your arm will look like a shorn testicle that hangs loosely about 4 feet from your grundle, leaving you completely defenseless.
Next I would Tatoo 'I HATE NIGGERS' in ALL CAPS on your forehead and drop you off in compton, or harlem. Then I will puncture the tires on your electric wheelchair, which is the only mode of transportation available to Stubby McScrotum Arm, which is you.
Also I will buy a shit load of heroine and inject it via your eye sockets.
THIS CAN ALL BE AVOIDED
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I just dont get it. This is a pile of horseshit. And it looks like this enlightened opinion is shared by all. What are you trying to accomplish with this unoriginal, steaming pile of shit?
Submitted by slinkysmurfette (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lol... get um Drew. -2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THe fact that you believe that cut and pasting is not art gives it an automatic artistic potency. Go back to your cheap burgers, automatic cars and base ball caps.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:46:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Please stop attacking my posts, it is childish and bullying. You are obviously very bored.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:26:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
You seem to be obcessed with -2 ing me. Please leave me alone
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:22:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:14:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have consistently -2 my posts this is only fair.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:37:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
seriously, please stop attacking my posts - Thank you
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is art???? Cut and paste isnt art. Maybe in your country but not in general. Loser
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:25:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think yet again you re off the scent. This has no relevance to drug counselling or to an interest in drug problems. It is a disposal and easily created work of art: this work of art includes both my posts, and mine and your answers. Follow my future posts and you will understand. Thanks to everyone for you interest and participation. By the way, by country is lovely and currently being ruined by drunken, childish, moronic, cultureless tourists from your countries.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:22:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:14:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have consistently -2 my posts this is only fair.
Submitted by HighFructoseCornSyrup (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:16:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:14:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
You have consistently -2 my posts this is only fair.
__________________________________
Fair indeed. The -2's will stop when you post something of merit instead of the drug counseling bullshit that you cut and pasted.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Im sorry your country is such a poverty stricken shit-hole. Is that where your anger comes from?
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You call this a new idea??? This is cut and paste bullshit that most people know anyways. Very fucking original. Go back to being a mail order bride and stop with the Cap'n Obvious horseshit.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Queer
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:11:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Goat fucker
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:10:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Flarn-Dorfar, i am noones alter. I am someone new trying to do something different. Like all good artistic talents my new ideas have been attacked by lesser minds. I realy dont mind, though you people must have better things to do than watch my posts? Why not giggle childishly over your own teeange efforts - Ill take my path you take yours, seriously ill pray for you.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Faggot
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-22 17:02:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Flarn is my alter.
Sorry guys I couldn't help it.... new meds and all.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:58:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Based on that last response, which I admit made me burst out laughing, this has to be an alter.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 For praying for me, could you pray for my nuts too...they seem to assploded from your posts.
See man I'm civil...shit +2s all around.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's another to prove my seriousness on this matter.
+2 Dog.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN ME TOO!!!!!!!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 Again man, I can't stay away from this post.
You rock dude, seriously YOU ROCK.
From now on you get nothing but +2s from me.Fuh Eva!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN ME TOO!!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN ME TOO!!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:50:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN ME TOO!!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:50:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN ME TOO!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:50:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN ME TOO!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN ME TOO!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BAN ME TOO!
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will do a post in Czech when you children learn good English. English is my second lanauge - and apart from the odd typing mistake: my grammer, language, and puntcuation exceeds all of yours. You are all modern peasants, uneducated and constantly unsatisfied. Ill pray for you.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:43:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you were going to do a post in Chewbaccan.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
**You could not be further from the point on both counts. Firstly I am not an alter, I am totally new to this site. Secondly the reason for my Herion posts have nothing to do with preaching or anything rooted in personal experience. Thirdly, I have been polite, not sworn or been agressive: I have reponded with -2s when people have consistently attcked my posts, for example "badassmofoo" and "jeanne". Therefore, I cannot see why I should be banned. It seems odd in fact that old time users such as them should be allowed to mount such a callous and sustained assault on a newbie. I will investigate the possbility of maybe them being banned with Bart. **
AHAHAHAHAHA
best
response
ever
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go ahead and get me banned. Frankly, you would be doing me a favor.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:36:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[garbage deleted by bart]
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-22 16:30:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, no one cares about this topic. One post would have been enough. We don't like it when people come here and try to preach to us, others have tried it before. EVERYONE knows the drug is bad for you. It's pretty common knowledge. I don't know what keeps compelling you to do this, but all it's going to do is get you banned from this website. ESPECIALLY if you keep handing out -2's to everyone who disagrees with you.
Chances are, you're just an alter. In which case, seriously man, just stop. If you're not, seriously man, just stop!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
IT'S BECAUSE MY DADDY DOESN'T LOVE ME AND MY UNCLE PINCHED MY BUTT
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-21 13:44:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
Pointless and a waste of time.
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
pointless, fucking pointless
utter cunt
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 14:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why does this teenage girl Jeanne or whatever her name is insist on always typing in capitals? Her language is also shocking why are you people so crude and childish?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-22 14:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think this post was written in Czechoslowackian...
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-22 13:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This man is lying to you.
Here is the truth about Herion.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75683
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 13:43:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
YES PLEASE POST SOME MORE ORIGINAL AND EXCITING MATERIAL, FLARN. WE DO SO LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR POSTS.
PS - YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING MY MENTALLY CHALLENGED COUSIN WOULD MAKE UP WHEN HE FORGETS TO TAKE HIS MEDICINE.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-22 13:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Explore my anus you fuckstick.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 13:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Obviously a topic that excites you all. I thinkit will be worthwhile if we explore this topic further over time.
Submitted by yeahthatme (user info) at 2005-09-22 13:07:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:47:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
WE ALREADY KNOW THE EFFECTS OF TAKING HEROIN, AND EVEN IF SOMEONE HERE DIDN'T, THEY WOULDN'T BE LOOKING ON UBER TO FIND OUT. FUCK OFF! NOONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE UNBELEIVABLE!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 13:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG!!!!
Your -2ing my post....whatever shall I do?
People of Uber come see this cumknuckle's genius at work....http://www.ubersite.com/m/75588
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope you get a dick vein abscess
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:54:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heh badass you are too funny. you too jeaneeee (sorry spelled that wrong)
+2 because wow.... today i found out that hrweoin is bad for you!?!?
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You must learn, we will medidtate upon this topic. Ubersite is not a place for anyone to dictate content - especially given some of the low brow, childish posts I have had the misfortune of seeing here. Heroin is a serious topic, lets all learn together. Please, give it a chance I pray.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WE ALREADY KNOW THE EFFECTS OF TAKING HEROIN, AND EVEN IF SOMEONE HERE DIDN'T, THEY WOULDN'T BE LOOKING ON UBER TO FIND OUT. FUCK OFF! NOONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK! HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE UNBELEIVABLE!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Buy the way it's called: hair-on by the brothers or dog food by whitey
here's your +2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:36:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
blow it out your ass
----------------
"That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!" - Jackie C
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit I can't stop +2ing this post.
Awesome dude. Purely.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The same sad people, attracted toone of my posts yet again. Like maggots on a junkies corpse in some alley in Kiev
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:33:27 (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all drawn to my post like so many are drawn to drugs.
----
No, see, heroin makes you feel good, when all your posts do are depress me.
And please, don't knock it until you try it.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:42:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Have a +2
because badassmofo made this post hilarious.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Load up a massive spike of H and jab it right into your carotid, ready go
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and please dont pull me up on typos, its the cheapest form of computer wit.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:38:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It would be good if you spent the next six weeks actually doing heroin and then telling us about it.
it could be like a cult internet diary or something.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:37:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet again the children are drawn to my post. Like so many adults before them drawn to drugs. Simple enducated minds, wasted lives, deeply sad. You must learn; ill light a candle for you all.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:37:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope you shoot some Fentanyl by mistake
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
blow it out your ass
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:36:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude..why must you make me sick everyday?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75611
I've already done this. I even used your name when I posted it.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit Shit Shit...ok I've got it sorted now man.
Sorry, here's your +2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:34:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't wait for your next post: Coicane - Part 1.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ok Obviously some sort of malfunction here's your +2.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 Because I think the Ubersite is against you.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:33:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all drawn to my post like so many are drawn to drugs.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck what is wrong with this machine...Jeez!
+2 man no hard feelings eh?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:32:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Shit, Sorry that was supposed to be a +2.
Here you go then.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ach dammit. man. get lost. You're pesting ubersite with this shit again.
YAAAWN!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 Great Post.
I've seen the error of my ways.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
please die already
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:29:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
try cyanide
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:28:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Methadone is the answer.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-22 12:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God damn, this shit is getting old. Who gives a fuck?? Youre preaching to the choir, faggot.