I Think I Broke A Rule Somewhere... Part 2 (Tech Supp.) (492 hits)
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Submitted by Kraven (View user info) at 2005-09-22 14:07:31 EDT
I Think I Broke A Rule Somewhere... (http://www.ubersite.com/m/75660)
This one is for you Ainkara, if your getting frownd upon today so am I.
"Theres an ol'folk story in dez'ere parts," the old man mumbled adjusting the staps on his suspenders. He was quite the husky fellow, and was not at all well groomed. He was known around town as "Sneaky Pete," and was famous for riding on his bicycle.
He began to tell a story about an old man that lived over on cherry hill, you know just behind the cemetary. "Sir, if you dont have a computer related problem im going to have to let you go." I interupted. I swear there are more weird people in the state of MI, than anywhere esle. Or maybe its just this area, to much sulfur in the water.
The man, quite contempt at telling his story, insisted that he was going somewhere with this, and that he did infact have a problem with his computer. "Sir, if you could please state your name, number, address, and a breif summary of what kind of issues your experiancing. We could then propperly asses your situation." at this point my voice had a hint of aggrevation and "un-willing ness" to help. Obviously i wasnt quite as calm and patient with the man as he wanted.
"The man who lived behind this cemetary was a good friend of mine, hes dead now, didnt you know?" said the old man on the phone. At this point I kind of feel sorry for him, he lost a friend. I couldnt let the thought rest in my head that i neglected a lonely old man, naw im just kidding, its not my fucking problem is it. "No, sir, i didnt. I'm sorry to hear..." i said to him trying to get off subject.
"Well, yes. He's dead, the bastard. No need to feel sorry" spoke the old man. I then tried throwing him off with a standard question to focus more on the phone problem, since i had already been on the phone 10 minutes with the guy trying to get some logic from him. Finally, progress.
Come to find out the whole time, it was the presidant of my company's nefew. How i didn't pick out the voice to this day i dont know, maybe the thought of fucking his gorgious little girlfirend was still hot on my mind. He had worked here the previous summer, a part-time "tech" burying cable lines, and weed eating our PEDs in the ditch lines. Durring his time of employment, we became very good enemies. I, an outsider of this town, and its family choke-hold on it, stepped into some deep shit.
This town is ran by two last names, for my protection and that of my cousin who innocently fell into the chain. I've already said to much. Aikana, you'd better thank me for this if your going to -2 me. One day on lunch i saw him, eating his weeds in one of our ditch linesm I tossed the remainder of my turkey sandwhich out splattering mayonase all over the windows of his work truck. It was like kobe twisting his knee in a play off game, Score!
This didnt sit to well for him, when i arrived to work the next day, i saw my boss waiting for me by my office. I could only think one thing "Fuck" i knew what he wanted, i could smell the blood on his breath, and i know he smelt fear exhausting from my bum. Two new assholes later, he left me in charge of "clean-up" for the week, meaning i had to wash every company car, which at the time little nefew was driving while his car was in the shop.
I thought to myself, what a perfect opportunity. I searched the internet for a few hours this morning looking for the most effective ways of re-routing gas lines, and ignition switches. Three hours later, passing off the, "im checking fluids," or "just vacuming the back seat boss", my job was complete.
Its 2:00pm now, and the police and fire crews are still out back trying to keep the car from reigniting. They've yet to start questioning employees, and im sure once they do, i will no longer have this chair, in this office, as a matter of fact, i probably wont have much of anything.
Anikara, thank you for inspiring me to do what i've done today, the world will be much better with one less prick to deal with, be it him or I. This will be the last time anyone rats me out for throwin a turkey sandwhich at their car. May he burn in hell, and suffer an eternity of pain and suffering.
Dont prank call me, or i'll blow your ass up! Especially, if its not friday.
User Reviews
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good story but your grammatical skills need work. You'll lose a lot of potential +2s for that.
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The people of uber are not very observent, no they are not...
I've already admitted upon sever cases that i suck at spelling, and gramer is not my best friend either. Im a reader, but every now and then i sploog and put in my two cents.. Sorry for trying to have fun with it :(
Submitted by CoffeeAndSmokes (user info) at 2005-09-22 14:34:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice spelling, dumbass.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-22 14:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You lost me at the first sentence.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-22 14:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, couldn't make it past the atrocious spelling and grammar. good luck, i think you'll be hammered for it.