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ePIC bATTLE: cOWBeLL vS pEENER (1061 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: random_drawings

Rating: -0.08 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Habeeb " GO BEARS WOO!!!" Thomas (View user info) at 2005-09-23 10:20:49 EDT


If Peener wins, Hurricane Rita will become a light mist that will wet the backs of the negroes and fleeing hillbillies of the south

If cowbell wils, then his ding will dong and humanity will be doomed, plus DA BEARS will go undefeated this season and destroy the Patriots in the best rematch eva, BEARS WIN, 88-3

The battle commences...

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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-24 20:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Y helo thar Mr. Beeb. I have referenced your masterful work in my latest post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75808

Submitted by pharmgirl147 (user info) at 2005-09-24 13:45:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


One would think something with "peener" in the title would automatically be assumed to be NSFW :)
This did make me smile, though.

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This should havd been NSFW. Miss Tila (my sister) almost got in trouble.
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-24 11:36:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This should havd been NSFW. Miss Tila (my sister) almost got in trouble.

I did laugh though.

Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-09-24 07:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The real question is whose side is Fusion on? I don't see that lazy bastard around anywhere.

ME is BANG

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-24 04:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"If cowbell wins, then his ding will dong and humanity will be doomed, plus DA BEARS will go undefeated this season and destroy the Patriots in the best rematch eva, BEARS WIN, 88-3"



Sorry, dickcheese, but even if cowbell wins, the bears already have a loss this season... to the Redskins. Damn, the bears suck.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-23 21:24:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn bears

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-23 17:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:37:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Moo
Moo
Moo

Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:36:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you click on a Habeeb post, its just expected to be NSFW. Habeeb falls into the same catergory as the Red on the head like a dick on a dog series, except with less hot redheads and more fighting penises. No "NSFW" is needed, its implied.

Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:24:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This only gets a 0 cos you made me look at a scrotal sac. And that fucking sucks.

But otherwise I have to confess that it made me giggle.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:06:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by chemokenny (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:53:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

tink my ass, the penis would put a dent in that piece of shit.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

needs more fusion

Submitted by miss_tila (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:44:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Beeb...? What in the hell were you thinking?

Do you wanna get banned again?!

Saw your post from yesterday...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH




Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:22:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That's a very meaty vagina.


Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:17:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

B@N

Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

get banned again. i miss that.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Usually you just do some mspainted one, not real ones. Fuck you. Bears are gonna be eating the corn out of my shit when Carson's done
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I DON'T THINK SO SPORT


BEARS WIN 43-10

CARSON PALMER BREAKS HIS COLLARBONE

GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-23 11:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:24:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:22:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW
---------------------------------------
DUUGGGHHH UMM CAN DOOOFUSS READD

cowbell vs. ***!!!PEENER***!!!!

WHAT DID YOU THINK THIERE WOULD BE PICTURES OF??

CANDACE CAMERON???

TOASTERS???

DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR IGNORANCE, SLICK COCK
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Usually you just do some mspainted one, not real ones. Fuck you. Bears are gonna be eating the corn out of my shit when Carson's done.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-23 11:39:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:49:31 (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, this time it showed up. You are going to be in big trouble.
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NOO PEEEAASSEE

. .

THERE

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-23 11:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Sorry, but just "NO".

Submitted by Neener (user info) at 2005-09-23 11:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok, this time it showed up. You are going to be in big trouble.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:48:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Is there supposed to be a naughty picture there? I did not see anything. If so, you are going to get banned again Habeeb.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:24:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:22:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW
---------------------------------------
DUUGGGHHH UMM CAN DOOOFUSS READD

cowbell vs. ***!!!PEENER***!!!!

WHAT DID YOU THINK THIERE WOULD BE PICTURES OF??

CANDACE CAMERON???

TOASTERS???

DON'T BLAME ME FOR YOUR IGNORANCE, SLICK COCK

DUURRGHH


GO BEARS WOO!!!

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-23 10:22:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

NSFW


Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and
musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called `City
Fathers' who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about
`What's to be done with this Homer Simpson"'

-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival