Herion - A Poem by: FLARN-DORFAR (1373 hits)
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Submitted by flarn dorfar (View user info) at 2005-09-23 12:43:29 EDT
I have been criticised for not writing original work. Today I have written a poem about the effect of heroin - please remember English is not my first language - Thank you.
Needles, needles, needles
Oh lord Im dreaming of them again.
Heroin, Heroin, Heroin.
Please take away the pain.
It was you sweet lord - It was you.
Then I lost my way and became a junkie.
Now I, once beutiful lie here deranged
Heroin, Heroin, Heroin.
Please take away the pain.
A man so sweet, my wedding day.
Five years ago, now all I need is a vein.
Five years before I lost myself, and my brain.
Heroin, Heroin, Heroin.
Please take away the pain.
Clarence cried, aged 19 slender.
Shed been the one I had loved.
We loved together girl on girl.
though now I know a love much stonger
Heroin, Heroin, Heroin
Please take away the pain.
Who can afford the price of a bag?
Who has the time to get junked with me.
Should it be Weetabix or drugs, soon death.
Heroin, Heroin, Herion.
Please take away the pain.
He asked me one last time to go down on him.
Five euros to lose my dignity.
Should it be like this for you or for me?
Heroin, Heroin, Heroin.
Please take away the pain.
By Flarn-Dorfar for Petra lysych you safe now xxxx
Thank you all for your time.
User Reviews
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-02-05 11:22:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Comment : http://www.ubersite.com/m/96206
And please take notice of the following message : http://www.ubersite.com/m/99496
Now stop breathing.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-05 10:40:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
LMAO seriously, I cant get over that line...
Im guessing that you'd already lost your dignity a long, long time ago if you were gobbling cock for just five euros.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-05 10:29:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-25 17:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesnt matter if it made you laugth, as long as you read it. Bless you
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Did you just say "Bless you"? Here?
That's proof enough for me.
You're an alt.
Submitted by Bellebrown (user info) at 2008-02-05 10:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know what I think?
I need someone to clean my toilets - and if you can give a suck off for five euros - you'll probably do the toilets for free.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-02-05 09:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha - brilliant
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-27 06:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:00:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go ahead and throw a retaliatory -2 my way - the rankings really don't matter to me. However, in my defense, 1.) I was quoting another user and 2.) You're an idiot. I'm giving you negative ratings because you have nothing to say in your posts. All you do is endlessly repeat how bad heroin is - we all fucking know that already. I've worked in a methadone clinic and am a former addict, and I understand how bad it can be. However, if all you do is write poorly thought out posts (not to mention the terrible spelling and grammer) about the same subject over and over and over, expect to get quite a few -2DIEs.
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I'm sorry but you can't get away with this: (not to mention the terrible spelling and grammer)
Mong
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-25 18:08:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-09-25 17:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what a gem indeed
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-25 17:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesnt matter if it made you laugth, as long as you read it. Bless you
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-09-25 17:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Needles needles needles.
I'm sorry. I laughed.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-24 09:45:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Shite poem, shite topic, but at least it's not just copy/paste this time.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-23 17:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh my....forgot to -2 this beauty of a post there...:)
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:52:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I will be further looking at this topic soon.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 0
We will return to the topic oh Heroin - though for my next couple of posts I suspect some of you will be pleased to know I have other plans.
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Oh, yeah - fucking thrilled. My pants are getting tighter just thinking about it.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your my favorite person to give '-2s' to.
i hope you die felching a cow.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 them all you want, flarn.
Just don't be upset because my poem made you tingle down below, and yours makes you feel like you just walked in on Estelle Getty rimjobbing the Coral Reefer Band.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
We will return to the topic oh Heroin - though for my next couple of posts I suspect some of you will be pleased to know I have other plans.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another -2 for one of my posts?
What, you didn't like my poem?
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:20:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
im so bosh my shit is already on fire as it comes out of my anus!
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
please remember English is not my first language - Thank you
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Apparently intelligent isn't your first mental attribute either.
Drugs are neither good nor bad by themselves. What is good or bad is how each person chooses to act while on drugs.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:44:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
BOSH, are you going to direct the video? make sure you get lots of Earl Scruggs in it.
Nah i'm not a director.. was thinking Trashbag the BOSH could direct it, even though hes a fuckin asshole. I will be in the video walkin around with earl scruggs taking dumps on flarn.
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don't forget to soak them in gasoline and light them afire...that'd be BOSH!!!!!!!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:10:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey man i write the truth
my posts are based on actual events! but this is no place to discuss that, this is a place to -2 this mother fucker.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-23 15:01:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I credit Bosh with choosing to reply in song.
And so I shall in verse.
Bosh: good job with the song. I'd have given it a postive rating if I could, as I see it as a fine example of you using your bosh powers for good instead of evil.
Now if you can just mix up the styles of your posts a little...
Enough. I now give you my intentional POS. Inspired by the above POS.
Clarence sped, pushing 85,
And slowed to a stop outside my door.
She'd been the one I had loved.
We loved once, together,
Girl on girl,
But now my heart is dead to her,
Dead like Christopher Reeve.
Though now a new love stirs,
Full of chrome and leather and intermittent wipers,
Of five-speed transmission and cup holders for two.
Oh, God, who can afford the price of such a thing?
Who has the time to go to Carfax,
Or deal with the boner-popping salesmen at the lots?
They just want to rub up against me while they push their wares,
Despite the fact that I'm all about the clam.
She asks me one last time to go for a ride with her,
Twenty miles around town to lose my dignity.
Why should it be this way for her and me?
I can just get my own ride
And drive wherever I want,
Cruise around the Czech Republic with anti-lock brakes
And a sunroof,
Looking for a place with good bramborak
Served by a man who smells of beets and shoe soles.
Why can't she see
That I don't want her?
It is Her Ion that I want
Her Ion, Her Ion, Her Ion
I want that Saturn goodness all up in my garage.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:47:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not a poem it doesn't even rhyme.
I'm beginning to think you guys don't love my alter.
*sobs*
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:44:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOSH, are you going to direct the video? make sure you get lots of Earl Scruggs in it.
Nah i'm not a director.. was thinking Trashbag the BOSH could direct it, even though hes a fuckin asshole. I will be in the video walkin around with earl scruggs taking dumps on flarn.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER, ASSFUCK. HOW DARE YOU MAKE LIGHT OF MY DISABILITY, YOU PIECE OF SMEGMA. I HOPE YOU DIE OF COLON CANCER IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:39:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:01:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Youve been had by BOSH. The man is going platinum with that hit single.
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BOSH, are you going to direct the video? make sure you get lots of Earl Scruggs in it.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im sure all the many faces of this angleic Jeanne a la Janus can speak for themselves
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:31:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Trying to save face through lies? Ok, whatever man. I'm with BOSH on this one.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, there's only one Jeannee, and she's a goddamned angel.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
heres an idea
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:27:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I cannot believe that Jeanne is still rating my posts, She seemed to warm to me then went off me all in the reviews for this one post. How many Jeannes are there - most confusing.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't believe you're still trying to get us to "see the light." It's a lost cause. Give up. Eat a shotgun blast.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:16:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This goose character seems to be trying to save face through lies. I cannot believe I have got into this debate with you children.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I flarfin knew I was missing one of your posts while I was in that meeting.
This is flarkin awesome +flarkin2
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Youve been had by BOSH. The man is going platinum with that hit single.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-23 14:00:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go ahead and throw a retaliatory -2 my way - the rankings really don't matter to me. However, in my defense, 1.) I was quoting another user and 2.) You're an idiot. I'm giving you negative ratings because you have nothing to say in your posts. All you do is endlessly repeat how bad heroin is - we all fucking know that already. I've worked in a methadone clinic and am a former addict, and I understand how bad it can be. However, if all you do is write poorly thought out posts (not to mention the terrible spelling and grammer) about the same subject over and over and over, expect to get quite a few -2DIEs.
I quoted the other uberuser because I am a Wesley Willis fan. In fact, if you look at the rating I left, I ended it mentioning that. I'm not basing decisions on your sexuality on your lack of creativity, I'm highlighting something I found amusing.
Regardless of whether or not you're an alter, you are an irritating twat. If you don't want to continue getting "childish ratings" and are sure there is "plenty of room on uber for all of us" post something a few other people might find interesting.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well i wanted to share my latest hit single, but your too bosh to dedicate a whole post to, so i just narc'd on yours a little bit
WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT IT?
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Can you please stop using space arround my posts to have your own rather childish fun. This is a big site, there is room for all of us. Now please.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:41:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
bosh, you are fucking hilarious!!!
i have to go now i'm late for my lunch date with earl scruggs.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
BOSH, I'm laughing like a retard too.
Only problem is, I am the supervisor, and everyones looking at ME.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:37:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:34:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
BOSH, you asshole, you made me laugh like a retard and my supervisor glared at me and told me to get back to work. NOW I'M IN TROUBLE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!@
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sorry jeananeneeaeaeaenene
you know i love you.
I will write a song about your boss so you can give it to him if you'd like..
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:37:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:29:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place. A song by Dude, That's BOSH!!
Flarn Dorfar was a faggot in the first place.
His contributions to this website are best described as steaming pile a duck shit that's stuck in his moms vagina.
He does not rock
He does roll
All he does is sit there and conjure SUCK STORMS
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
One time I saw Flarn Dorfar shooting herion into his scrotum
What a stupid asshole
I walked up to him and smashed a brick into his shin
He cried like a 3 year old
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Just yesterday Flarn Dorfar sold his car to fund his herion addiction
He scored really big
He shot up like 17oz of it
He then climbed a mountain and flew down to his demise
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Serves him right for being such a mother fucker.
I'd like to thank Wesly Willis for helping me with the lyrics.
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Yeah Wesley Willis (RIP)
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
nice camwhore
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BOSH, you asshole, you made me laugh like a retard and my supervisor glared at me and told me to get back to work. NOW I'M IN TROUBLE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!@
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh shit
between verse 3 and 4 theres a banjo solo by earl scruggs.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:29:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place. A song by Dude, That's BOSH!!
Flarn Dorfar was a faggot in the first place.
His contributions to this website are best described as steaming pile a duck shit that's stuck in his moms vagina.
He does not rock
He does roll
All he does is sit there and conjure SUCK STORMS
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
One time I saw Flarn Dorfar shooting herion into his scrotum
What a stupid asshole
I walked up to him and smashed a brick into his shin
He cried like a 3 year old
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Just yesterday Flarn Dorfar sold his car to fund his herion addiction
He scored really big
He shot up like 17oz of it
He then climbed a mountain and flew down to his demise
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Flarn DoRfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place
Serves him right for being such a mother fucker.
I'd like to thank Wesly Willis for helping me with the lyrics.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes the pictures do show a meth addict - though they illustrate the point one thinks
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:22:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the shittiest alter I've seen since Jonathan Brains.
And that was a really shitty alter.
Fuck off and -2DIE, faggot fingers.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:10:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:50:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can believe people are still discussing this nonesense
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Get over it, dickcheese.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He asked me one last time to go down on him.
Five euros to lose my dignity.
Should it be like this for you or for me?
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i liked that line.
the pictures are from an article about crystal meth i believe. doesn't matter though it gets the point across.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was just giving you a hard time. That's kind of how this site works.
Submitted by nya_nyo (user info) at 2005-09-23 13:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
no comment
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THanks you all for your advice, at least the cruelty of the past few days seems to have calmed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh and flarn, if you let on that something "infuriates" you, people are just going to keep doing it and doing it until you have a hissy fit and leave the site. Trust me, I know from experience.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:54:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha...
This is a pretty funny alter.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No, it doesn't matter where they came from. I was just curious.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It doesnt matter where the pictures came from does it?
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/44213
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Marginally better than your other stuff but still just meh.
Nice pics. Rotten.com?
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:46:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Please stop accusing me of being an alter. It is infuriating and absolute rubbish.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-23 12:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh. You're an alter.