How to Get People to Theatres (985 hits)
Category: Movies & TVRating: -0.31 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <confused_forever.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-23 16:08:22 EDT
I honestly hate a lot of movies this year. I didn't even see most of them and I hated them. If you like the movies in the following list, don't worry, I probably didn't see them. I hate some that are not even out yet.
This is how you would have got me to see them:
The Sisters Grimm
BJ's of Hazzard
Flightplan - I Just know this has porn
Transporter 2 ON 2
Four Sisters
Head - Changed From Jarhead
Saw XXX
The 40 Year-old Camwhore
Harry Potter and the Dildo of Fire - Gay Porn for you who prefer it/The girls of uber
The Perfect Woman XXX
Hot Age 2
Collin Farrel gets a gang bang - For the girls, I guess
Angelina Jolie gets a gang bang
Ubersite gets BJs
The Island - Except this time there are only clones of Scarlet Johanson
Fun with Dick and Mike Hunt
Episode III: Revenge of the Stiff
One For the Money
The Wedding Crashers - I knew how to make this a prono
Batman In Lois
The Fantastic Foursome
Mr. and Mrs. Woodcock - I'm scared this one might be a half tranny film
Lord of Teabagging
Those are my ideas. If you have better ones... tell me. If you think mine sucked than I'm sure I'll get the -2 that I deserve.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-11-14 01:10:25 EST (#)
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How to keep them in theatres:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_Theatre_Siege
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2005-11-14 00:49:11 EST (#)
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Who are you?
Submitted by BigBad-2Train (user info) at 2005-09-23 21:47:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:55:54 (#)
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Wow, this post sucked but it had a fair point.
FYI, you messed up the "Dukes of Hazzard" one. Come on, that one's easy. Give up?
"Dykes of Hazzard." Yep, I'm talented, I know.
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mmmmmm......Jessica Simpson in a lesbian orgy.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-23 17:49:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2005-09-23 17:00:01 EDT (#)
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The Island - Except this time there are only clones of Scarlet Johanson
+2 for that. The more I think about it, the better it sounds.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:55:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Wow, this post sucked but it had a fair point.
FYI, you messed up the "Dukes of Hazzard" one. Come on, that one's easy. Give up?
"Dykes of Hazzard." Yep, I'm talented, I know.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:44:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Christ. You suck.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:36:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I'm sorry. Does this hurt your self esteem?
Go away.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:35:05 EDT (#)
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DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, N00B.
Haha just kidding. I didn't say it WAS plagiarized, I said I don't care IF it is. If being the signal of a conditional clause. I would expect someone of your impressive grammatical skills to know that. OOOOH, WICKED BURN.
No seriously, I'm just messing with you. Thanks again for proofreading.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:34:32 EDT (#)
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SUPER!
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:32:40 EDT (#)
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hehe...Revenge of the Stiff...
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:29:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:11:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I'm just having so much fun giving +2s today.
Here's yours too.
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You are so damn tricky.
Submitted by Call911 (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:13:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:12:15 (#)
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I don't even give a shit if this is plagiarized, I'm just thrilled to death that you proofread. Halleluia!
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lol thanks...
I didn't know I plagarized though. Could I have a link to where it is?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:12:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't even give a shit if this is plagiarized, I'm just thrilled to death that you proofread. Halleluia!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-23 16:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry I'm just having so much fun giving +2s today.
Here's yours too.