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Autumn Nights (1083 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.85 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Downward Spiral of your Mind (View user info) at 2005-09-23 22:52:26 EDT


"come on in, son." Gregory glanced about the shadowed room. Caroline eyed him hungrily; his eyes were the only things shining behind all those curtains. passing through a few diaphanous fingers of light, he settled into a velvet loveseat. his back was sore.
this was the first time he'd seen his mother in twelve years. "you look good, mom." he wondered how many men she'd been with since his father left her, taking him along. if her looks were any sign, it hadn't been just a few.
her smile parted lips, but revealed no teeth. it was a gesture of ease; invitation. "thank you. how's your father doing these days?"
Greg realized she knew full well his father was long dead. that he was the only male left in the family. but he was in her lair now. "well, i'm sure he's happy. but i actually haven't heard from him for a while." somehow, she had always owned a kind of power. a power to keep certain words out of a room; a power to make a man do whatever she wanted. and now, twelve years since he'd seen her last, he too was-
"you're a man now, i see." Greg nearly jumped. how she could read one's inner thoughts so well was beyond him. how could a woman like this exist? it defied nature, god, anything. some people said behind every succesful man was a woman pulling the strings. a woman like Caroline had the world for a puppet.
"don't look so surprised, dear. it was bound to happen sooner or later." if Greg didn't know better, he would have mistaken the look in her eyes for lust. perhaps it was; people with power could never have too much of it.
"look, why am i here? what do you want? you need money?" Greg was starting to feel extremely nervous.
Caroline responded without words. she leaned forward, settled her elbows on her knees. her blouse bloomed slightly; the marble roundness of her breasts revealed itself. Greg shot his glance away the moment he realized what he was looking at. his breath became shallower. Caroline curled one corner of her red lips, smiling like a wolf.
"no, Greg. i need something money can't buy. i need..." here she paused. waited for Greg's eyes to match hers. unaware, he fell to her lure. once his eyes were caught, he found himself unable to draw them away. and she swept in for the kill. "...a comfort."
she stood up slowly, walked towards him. Greg's sexual organs were rising up in rebellion against everything his brain screamed out. his heart took on a furious pace.
"i'm your mother, Greg. i need you. it's been years since i've seen anybody i loved. you're all the family i have left. tell me, Greg... what is a family, without love?"
Greg's sweat was starting to flutter against his eyelashes. he didn't know if what he was feeling was excitement or horror. for the first time in his life, he realized just how similar the two were.
she slipped off her blouse as if it were made of so many daisy petals. she stood between his tensed knees now. and she leaned in. one hand on each shoulder, her lusciousness made itself known to his skin as the heat of breath, a breath with intention...
"NO!" and Greg kicked her in the cunt! she fell to the floor in a crumpled heap. "oh, Greg... my ovaries...!"
"ACK!" he ran to the kitchen and grabbed a carving knife. he wondered if it was the same one his dad had used to carve the turkey at that last Thanksgiving dinner that they were all together.
he ran back to the withered woman, and jumped on top of her tits, pinning her shoulders with his knees. "just kidding, mom. i'll fuck you."
he smiled playfully. his mother looked at him for a second. and started laughing softly. "oh honey... please don't ever do that again. just because my ovaries don't work anymore doesn't mean they don't still FEEL. i'm afraid you're going to have to wait a few minutes... ooohhhhhahgharg."
"wait? sorry mom, you blew your chance!" and he stabbed her in the eye! "HEY!"
"hey you snooze you lose!" then he got up and ripped his pants off. even in the midst of all her pain, the lusty wench began salivating at the one-eyed sight of her son's mighty penis. but then he started jumping on her belly. "let's get rid of these sexual deviants, shall we?"
with each yelp and groan she let out, Greg felt himself getting hornier and hornier. he'd had his share of women in his day, so he knew the pleasure of shoving into a wet vagina. now he found himself wondering how much more wonderful it would be to do the same with a vagina moistened by blood; not the clotted menstrual blood of an unfertilized female, but the free-flowing, metallic-scented blood of rage -of passion.
he started masturbating as he jumped. he'd never been this hard before. he felt huge in his own hand. the bouncing of his balls made a slapping noise, and he realized he was smacking his hand with his own testicles. it felt great.
"oh... ohh...... OH MAMAAAA!" and he splooged all over her gaping orifices; from her bleeding cunt all the way up to her bleeding eye.
"oh, Greg... that was wonderful."
"thanks, mom!" and they high-fived.

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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-11-04 07:29:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

tehy high fived


Submitted by Wisher (user info) at 2006-01-20 08:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Great story.

Just found review you left on my last post, one of the nicest compliments anyone's ever said in a review to me.

I listened to Vivaldi just now on Rhapsody, but he has so many concerti in Sol Minore Allegro, Adagio, largo, etc, that I just listened to them all. Rhapsody is so cool, any song by anyone, just type in the name, click and you're listening faster than you just read this sentence. {If you love music I highly recommend it.}

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2005-12-10 11:02:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-23 23:04:42 (#)
Ranking: 2

no formatting? god ubersite sucks, why do i keep coming here?

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Believe me, with posts like this, it'd be fine if you just left.

Go on.

Just go.
















No don't try and reply to this. Just go.





















Buh bye.




















Anus muncher.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-12-10 10:47:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And finally, one more...Eet mor dik.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:11:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

JACKASS JACKASS JACKASS THANKS FOR ALL THE GAYS COMMENTS! IM FEMALE BY THE WAY."

female and GAY.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

another +2 because Flarn-Dorfar is the most retarded alter I've ever seen. I've only seen him NOT give a -2 one time.

Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FYI YOUR STORY SUCKED AND EVERYONE IS NOW DUMBER FOR READING IT. THANKS

Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

JACKASS JACKASS JACKASS THANKS FOR ALL THE GAYS COMMENTS! IM FEMALE BY THE WAY.

Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:09:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your a jackass.....you know why? CAUSE IM GAY!

Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jackass.

Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 20:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Thanks for all the gay comments, im female dumbass!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-26 00:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hey, not my fault you're retarded

Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-25 03:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I cannot believe im wasting my time giving you -2 again: yet I must.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-24 15:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i can, turd muncher

Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-24 14:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I cannot believe I just wasted my time with this

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-24 13:09:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh, it had em. but uber ruined em *cry*

Submitted by mcgee3394 (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I loved the story, but it did need spacing and paragraphs and all that other crap they teach you in school. The picture at the bottom really got the +2!

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-24 11:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

maybe someday i'll actually care about correctly capitalizing words that aren't proper nouns. i may take you up on that on a later date. in the meantime:

no, you dirty womb stretcher. i'd love nothing more than to shove my foot so far up your ass you choke on your dead grandfather's cum, but i'm guessing you're a little too far away for that. oh well, there's always hurricanes.

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-24 11:29:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Sorry dude, but the formatting sucked my ass, your capital letters were all over the place, and it just wasn't all that good of a story.






My sense of humor is dead today. That probably also helped.

Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-09-24 09:24:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i thought this was actually going somewhere, until.. wow

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-24 07:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-09-24 02:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-24 01:04:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for the cartoon at the bottom, only becuase i unintentionally kept blinking everytime the bear spooged on the fox. then, when my eyes actually caught it, you got me to say "what the fuck"?

well done.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2005-09-24 00:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

... my brain...

Have a +2, everyone else is doing it.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-24 00:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

what's even worse is when you discover its just a tube of dehydrated bum spunk. needless to say, i'm NEVER going back to Detroit!

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-24 00:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You know crack is bad when the fiend sells you a peice of chalk instead and you dont find out until 5 minutes down the road when you open the baggie and taste it. Or worse yet, dont bother to taste it and sprinkle it on your blunt and light it up and ruin the last of your weed.

Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-23 23:59:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the story: +5. Riotously awesome.

The first comment: +2!
c1ndy is a droll turd, isn't he? she. she.

haha- great job holmie.

Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-23 23:51:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God damn, you are all fucked up.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-23 23:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

har har the comment below cracked (no pun) me up.

Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-23 23:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no formatting? god ubersite sucks, why do i keep coming here? this place is like crack. and with users like c1ndy, it's like that shitty crack some stinking nigger bum off the street gives you for free just because he can't stand to have it anymore. you know crack's bad when it's too low for even a bum's standards


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