My First Love Is Now Gay (1057 hits)
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Submitted by melinda mcgee <bigjugs202001.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-24 12:40:05 EDT
I know noone cares, but i'm gonna tell you all anyway.
Me and my first love, Carl, were together for about 5 to 6 years. Carl did some bad things and ended up in prison. Thats a whole other story. We kept in touch for a few years but I moved on and later found out that he did also. He has now been released on weekends for "good behavior". I have never seen him on one of these weekend outings. I dont think he cares for me too much anymore. He said he feels wronged because I married someone while he was locked up.
Me and his sister are real good friends though. I talk to her about every day. A few months ago, before Carl was allowed weekends home, she confided in me that Carl was indulging in special activities while imprisoned. I was shocked and somewhat hurt.
But all I could think about is ,"I wonder if he would let me screw him in the ass with a strap on?"
User Reviews
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:01:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sloppy gash
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:46:55 EDT (#)
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Prove that you can live up to your email address, and I'll +2 all your posts. This is a good thing for someone new to Uber.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:44:07 EDT (#)
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that's nice
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:42:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:37:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:56:08 (#)
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But all I could think about is ,"I wonder if he would let me screw him in the ass with a strap on?"
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do it, then post about it, please.
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Did you turn him off women forever? If it was, you should do just as Jonny says and degrade him some more.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:56:08 EDT (#)
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But all I could think about is ,"I wonder if he would let me screw him in the ass with a strap on?"
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do it, then post about it, please.
Submitted by fallenangel (user info) at 2005-09-25 17:09:09 EDT (#)
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Join the club.
Submitted by mcgee3394 (user info) at 2005-09-25 14:06:03 EDT (#)
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hmmm, no, I have all of my teeth. Every single one of them. No reason to put me down you know.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-25 12:17:33 EDT (#)
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You don't happen to be missing most of your teeth or ALL of them
Submitted by mcgee3394 (user info) at 2005-09-24 22:03:11 EDT (#)
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This is my first post here.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-09-24 17:53:32 EDT (#)
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Me and his sister are real good friends though.
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This is poorly written. I'm not sure what else to say about it.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-24 17:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mine, too. But she said I was the best hetero relationship she ever had. At least that's something not?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-24 16:57:28 EDT (#)
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so THIS is the sound of one hand clapping.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-09-24 16:44:46 EDT (#)
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How does it feel to be a shitty idea from some scumbag who thinks they are clever?
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-24 14:28:22 EDT (#)
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I had a girlfriend that's a lipstick lesbian now.
Touche, life. Touche.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-24 13:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"But all I could think about is ,'I wonder if he would let me screw him in the ass with a strap on?'"
-Crappy alter's famous last words
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-24 13:11:55 EDT (#)
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"Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:49:25 (#)
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I don't give a screaming shit if this is real or not. All I want
to know is this: Why does it turn a girl on to fuck a guy's ass
with a strap-on? Does it make you come?"
most strap-ons have some sort of wedge or bump on the inside that rubs against the clit when the girl humps.
as for the post hey at least now you can you can have a threesome with another guy and not feel like his sexuality's been threatened.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:57:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mcgee3394 (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:55:16 (#)
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Hey, yes its true. I dont really wanna do him in the ass though. I just thought it was funny. The e-mail Bigjugs202001 was a high school thing, I just never changed it.
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So are you saying you were cursed with tiny boobies?
Submitted by mcgee3394 (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:55:16 EDT (#)
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Hey, yes its true. I dont really wanna do him in the ass though. I just thought it was funny. The e-mail Bigjugs202001 was a high school thing, I just never changed it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:53:42 EDT (#)
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First thing I would think is where is the nearest HIV testing clinic?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:52:22 EDT (#)
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Also, your e-mail name references Big Jugs. Do you indeed
have big jugs? What size are they?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:49:25 EDT (#)
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I don't give a screaming shit if this is real or not. All I want
to know is this: Why does it turn a girl on to fuck a guy's ass
with a strap-on? Does it make you come?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-24 12:42:31 EDT (#)
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no way is this real