Random pictures off my computer (Slightly NSFW) (3121 hits)
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Submitted by Axolotl (View user info) at 2005-09-24 19:04:23 EDT
I was cleaning up my massive hard drive and came across a bunch of pictures I forgot about.
Some you've probably seen before, some you haven't.
It's NSFW for swollen diseased testicles, but if I really wanted to be a hitwhore, I would have put "NSFW for diseased kiddie pr0n testicle Michael Jackson omg wtf lolz!!1!"
And by the way, the owner of the black dog about midway down? She asked me to be godfather to her first child, to be born within the week. Now I must watch the movie to become well-acquainted with godfatherness...how to put farm animals in people's beds, and such.
Indeed.
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Submitted by parzival (user info) at 2005-10-01 19:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Garrik (user info) at 2005-10-01 19:30:05 EDT (#)
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I enjoyed it
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-26 20:25:21 EDT (#)
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My posts with the highest hits:
Naked Pictures of the girl I want to Fuck Tonight: +1000 hits
Random Pictures (NSFW): 956 hits
The Kicker: 998 hits
It's absolutely insane that two pointless posts, one of which contained nothing but a picture, have such high hit levels just because people like to search for "NSFW" and "Fuck"
It's great I have hits, but I'd rather people actually look at the stories I've written. I guess that's the way it works.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-25 20:22:36 EDT (#)
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Ha ha...I just realized that putting NSFW in the title guarantees me about 1000 hits no matter what
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-25 20:17:08 EDT (#)
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Yea, it was Proteus Syndrome, but we just called it Elephantitis just for the sake of a more recognizabe name.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-25 14:36:26 EDT (#)
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Sorry, I did a report on Merrick a few years ago and it now irritates me to a really unreasonable level when people get the disease(s) he may or may not have suffered from mixed up.
Your teacher was a dumbass, if she let you get away with that.
:)
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-09-25 14:34:25 EDT (#)
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First of all, fuck you all to hell for making me spend like ten minutes searching my house for the book so that I could reference it properly.
That said, according to 'Dead Men Do Tell Tales', a book by a very highly respected forensic anthropologist ("involves detailed knowledge of osteology (skeletal anatomy and biology) to aid in the identification and cause of death of skeletal remains"), the Elephant Man (Joseph Merrick) did not have elephantitis (which is apparently actually spelled elephantiasis and is caused by three different types of of roundworm parasites and is transmitted by mosquitos).
According to the book and several online sources, the doctor who wrote the original monograph on Merrick diagnosed him as having multiple neurofibromatosis (http://tinyurl.com/8co82). More recent articles on Merrick have suggested that he may have actually suffered from Proteus syndrome, and possibly from neurofibromatosis type I as well.
You can read about it at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick and a plethora of other online places, as well as in books about him.
Final gripe- Michael Jackson attempted to purchase Joeseph Merrick's skeleton, but was unsuccesful at his endeavor.
(Random joke about that: Hey, did you hear that Michael Jackson tried to buy the Elephant Man's skeleton? Yeah, the family said that they wouldn't sell it to him, but that they'd consider trading the remains of the Elephant Man for the remains of Jackson's nose.)
Definition from http://www.forensicanthro.com/forensic-faq/
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-25 14:10:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-25 07:18:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-25 06:30:18 EDT (#)
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New Jersey it is. Was it Garret Mountain that gave it away?
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actually, the map coordinates kinda gave it away.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-25 01:19:36 EDT (#)
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+2 because it's Axolotl
Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-24 23:03:33 EDT (#)
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The pointless cricles of highway gave it away to me...New Jersey is a hell hole.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-24 22:34:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-24 19:05:19 (#)
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Yes, this was big, large, pointless and random.
Yes, perhaps I should stick to writing.
Yes
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-09-24 22:00:10 EDT (#)
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It might have taken awhile, but I started a trend! Woo!
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-09-24 21:33:19 EDT (#)
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The snowmen kicked ass.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-24 20:33:38 EDT (#)
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I liked it. Specially the snowmen.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-24 20:13:26 EDT (#)
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Alfakyle, I'll get you the pic as soon as possible.
And Podium wins the contest...on the second review, for god's sake.
New Jersey it is. Was it Garret Mountain that gave it away?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/68802 - The dog story. I'm very sorry for all the people whom I offended. Not really, but I got barraged with bad ratings because people thought I had actually did it.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-24 19:30:00 EDT (#)
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TO-DO List
1. Don't get elephantitis
Submitted by AlexorGM (user info) at 2005-09-24 19:15:51 EDT (#)
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i enjoyed this.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-24 19:15:12 EDT (#)
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email me the snowman pic. please?
tellmepleaseiwanttoknow at hotmail.com
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-24 19:14:02 EDT (#)
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Ya know, for a tranny Ashlee is kind of hot.
Of course, for a woman shes as attractive as Spam cooked in monkey spunk.
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-09-24 19:13:49 EDT (#)
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New Jersey.
Good post.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-24 19:05:19 EDT (#)
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Yes, this was big, large, pointless and random.
Yes, perhaps I should stick to writing.