The Secret to Inner Peace (983 hits)
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Submitted by <Insanethemind.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-17 11:05:45 EDT
Following the simple advice I read in an article, I
have finally found inner peace........
It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you've started."
I looked around to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished.
So, today I have finished off a bottle of vodka, a
bottle of red wine, a bottle of whisky, my Prozac, a
small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Stella Artois.
You have no idea how good I feel.
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Submitted by I_Have_a_Kristen_Fetish (user info) at 2004-08-08 16:28:36 EDT (#)
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Spamboy.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-08-07 20:18:59 EDT (#)
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stop spamming my posts today, cunt. this is at least the 6th time you've done it recently
Submitted by eryka_voss (user info) at 2004-08-07 20:17:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rungler (user info) at 2004-08-06 20:58:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2004-03-05 23:20:10 EST (#)
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words of wisdom here people, words of wisdom
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-07-20 14:34:28 EDT (#)
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No pun intended I assumed... ah well
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-18 01:15:57 EDT (#)
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finished
(yep, that was a deliberate lame-ass joke)
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-18 01:15:15 EDT (#)
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Hahaha.
I like to make sure stuff is finis
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-05-17 14:49:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-05-17 13:33:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-17 11:46:50 EDT (#)
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hmmmm... he may have something here. i finished many beers last night and i felt pretty good. i just don't feel so good this morning....