Gruesome yellow-skinned chinese molestations on the San Francisco Municipal System... with extra Racial Bigotry! (891 hits)
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Submitted by Chinaski (View user info) at 2005-09-24 19:58:32 EDT
Anyone who's grown up poor, or lived poor, or just lived in a poor neighborhood in a major metropolitan area has probably dealt with the municipal transit experience.
Now, if you're from San Francisco you've probably ridden MUNI (our transit experience) a number of times. MUNI transverses the whole city; previously it cost 1.00 to ride; now it's 1.50 for an adult fare. Has this price increase kept undesirables (poor people) off the busses? No, it's just hit them harder (in other words, the fair increase only harms the people municipal transit should be helping) than middle-class commuters who choose not to drive, bike, or walk.
But my rant is not about poor people suffering rate hikes. It's about the revolting Chinamen who ride MUNI and their despicable, perverted ways.
If a rate hike of 50 cents could keep this class of untouchables off the bus, then by all means, I'd rally in the streets for said hike. Instead, the current hike (which actually boosted the fare from 1.25 to 1.50, starting Sept. 1st) just put me in a bad mood this afternoon, since I had to head back down to BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit [System]) to change a dollar and miss my bus. My uncrowded, clean, caters-to-a-more-affluent-ridership-bus.
So when I came back up onto Market Street, one of the city's main thoroughfares, I had to wait ten minutes for the next bus. Not the same line, but one that could take me close enough to my house that it didn't matter.
However, this bus was -very- crowded. Ok, I could deal with that. I shoved ahead of the herd to get in the front of the line- and believe me, that's not easy to do, with vicious diminutive old women (mostly Chinese, I'm sorry to say) spreading rabies by biting your arm with their vicious, rodent teeth- and got on the bus. Yes, you heard me, Spike Lee.
So here my tale begins. On the bus I was pretty much forced into a compromising position. My backpack was available for sneaky yellow fingers to penetrate and explore, and I was leaning over one old woman with my back to an elderly Chinese couple.
The woman was able to steal a seat by hyper extending her arm over three other passengers and desperately grabbing it, effectively preventing a less reachy, Caucasian grandmother from taking the seat she was going for. Good for her. Her husband was a stooped, liver-spotted Chinese man with a sickly permagrin that spelled "hideous pervert". Now herein lays the trouble with being on MUNI in un-affluent neighborhoods when the bus is crowded.
Sickening male Chinese perverts seem to go hog-wild over rubbing up against you on the bus.
Maybe it's because they feel like the untouchable caste of San Francisco. As well they should! Do you want a liver-spotted Chinaperv rubbing your nubile, un-sullied body? Me neither.
So there I was, helplessly trapped while for many city blocks this bespotted bastard rubbed his body against mine. And there's nothing you can do about it if you can't move. Vicious elbowing seems to turn them on. If you shift away from them, they're on you like a fly on shit. If you kill them, their hand will stiffen into a gripping claw which WILL attach itself to your dick in its dying convulsion. I tell you- no escape.
Finally, though, this greasy piece of shit got off (and then he got off the bus). So I moved to the back of the bus and sat down.
There I met the second type of Chinese pervert you're likely to run into on MUNI. The if-I-can't-grope-you-with-my-ass, (fuck those - marks, too tiring), then I'll stare, stare, stare at you till you wish it was my miniscule electron-sized yellow dick penetrating you instead of my yellow gaze. This filthy Chinaman stared at me for twenty minutes! I got an agonizing crick in my neck craning my gaze out the window so as to not make eye contact. When I finally glared daggers at him, he gave me a simpering, sickly smile! I actually silently snarled, upper lip curling. Fucking sex perverts.
Show an elderly yellow-bellied (bodied) pervert a strapping young Caucasian lad and they'll want nothing more than "cauc in a[n] as[s]" (brilliant rearrangement of Caucasian).
So, any ideas? Eugenics?
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:15:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you want a liver-spotted Chinaperv rubbing your nubile, un-sullied body?
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dude, that costs 7 bills in Pahrump, and you got it for free!
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-25 21:40:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You know, Shlorty... I know I SHOULD still be amused by you... but, well, I don't have any inclination to have anything doing with an obnoxious, psychically-retarded 45-year-old who I would never even give a second glance to in real life. But just because you're on the internet I should pay attention to you?
No, you can smoke pole in private from now on.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-25 18:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You ride the bus. Enough said, douchebag.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-25 16:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
"Finally, though, this greasy piece of shit got off (and then he got off the bus)."
This part just ruined it. Playing for the lowest common denominator? On Uber, no less? AND you filed under "poetry"? Jeepers...
Submitted by DrBenway0 (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lame. I simply don't believe an old Chinse man wants to get in your pants.
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-24 22:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-24 20:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SF and Vancouver have the largest ethnic Chinese populations outside of China.
And dude, we're completely outnumbered and fucked, whether it's on the busses, driving down the road, applying for jobs or going to school. This is the new reality.
You racist cocksucker. Change you rname to Honkynasky.
Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-24 20:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Daddy's little girl.
Well, he welded a dick on me one time, so it's a sticky point now.
In more ways than one.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-24 20:36:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wait....
Lynching photographs, a disturbing piece of American history and a sad comment on human nature, disgust you.
Elderly, poverty-striken sick men disgust you.
You, however, could never be considered to be disgusting, to anybody, in anyway, could you. Hmmm.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Grow up, little boy. (Or is it daddy's little girl?)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2005-09-24 20:21:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Walk to work or buy a car. Move into a Chinese neighborhood
and get over your bigotry. People like you make me ill.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-24 20:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
San Francisco is cool.
I've never experienced that on the BART...maybe I don't visit the city enough.