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Rating: 1.44 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by DrBenway (View user info) at 2005-09-24 21:24:14 EDT


Depilatory.
I smear it on my bollocks.
My leather walnuts.




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Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-09-25 06:07:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W!

Submitted by steph (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:51:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.

-- Homer Simpson
I Love Lisa


Submitted by DrBenway0 (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hairy and smelly
please lick and fondle my nuts
I know you love them

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I see an anthology forming

Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-09-25 02:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hairy and smelly
please lick and fondle my nuts
I know you love them

Submitted by DrBenway0 (user info) at 2005-09-25 01:30:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Bart could have dignified his -2 with a comment.

Maybe he didn't have the balls...

Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-09-25 00:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HAHAH WHY IS TIHS SO FUNNY

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-24 23:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-24 21:27:18 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment



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+2 for pissing off the lord

Submitted by kitchens_closed (user info) at 2005-09-24 23:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fucking awesome

Submitted by ChronicMasturbator (user info) at 2005-09-24 22:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome!

Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2005-09-24 21:30:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Brilliant.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-09-24 21:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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