Gir! (567 hits)
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Submitted by Dante Alighieri <yutaji.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-24 21:35:41 EDT
Gir is the greatest cartoon character of all time. For those of you who don't know who Gir is, Gir is a little robot from the show Invader Zim. He's insane and super-powered(An amazing combination), and he pretty much just irritates the shit out of Zim and destroys everything.
Why does Gir rule so much, you might ask?
Gir is the greatest simply because he's so goddamn funny. His humor comes from his randomness- The best kind of humor, in my opinion. A few examples of this comic mastery:
"Hi, floor! Make me a sandwich!"
There. See? Does that not rock ass? Do you not tremble before Gir's comic might? Are you not awed and amazed at the power of randomness?
Gir should be the ruler of the world. That way, floors all over the world would be able to make people sandwiches, and I think we can all agree that that would be sufficently awesome. Also, everyone would have to eat taquitos, candy, unpopped popcorn, and cupcakes, all the time. Nobody would ever get sick of them because it's what Gir eats.
If Gir ruled the world, Earth would be a happy place. Everyone would dress up in green dog suits, because Gir said so. Also, everyone would have to watch the scary monkey show, all day long. Nobody would complain because monkeys rule.
Don't fuck with Gir; He'll blow your ass off.
All hail Gir, master of hilarity and comic genius.
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2005-10-07 10:52:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Zim: Gir, why is there BACON IN THE SOAP?!?
Gir: (proudly) I MADE IT MAH-SELF!
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-09-27 02:44:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awesome, another post without substance.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna sing me the Doom song!
Ah I love GIR
Submitted by RydinJ (user info) at 2005-09-24 21:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat