My Gay Love Is Now In First (860 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.1 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Owner of the Texas Rangers (View user info) at 2005-09-25 03:16:07 EDT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75799
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I know noone cares, but i'm gonna tell you all anyway.
Me and my gay love, Alex, were together for about 3 years. Alex did some good things for himself and nobody else and whined till he got to move to New York. That's a whole other story. We kept in touch for a few months but I moved on and later found out that he did also. I have never seen him on one of these weekend outings. I dont think he cares for me too much anymore. He said he feels wronged because I sodomized the hotdog vendor while he was locked up by my team.
Me and his sister are real good friends though. I talk to her about every day. A few days ago she confided in me that Alex was indulging in special activities while in New York. He had taken up the habit of being a winner, to the point where his new team was in first place. I was shocked and somewhat hurt that he never did these things when he was with me.
But all I could think about is, "I wonder if he would let me screw him in the ass with a strap on again?"
User Reviews
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-09-30 08:55:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Shoulda included the purse picture.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-25 12:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You made it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75834
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-25 12:23:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
decent effort
Submitted by baseball_fan (user info) at 2005-09-25 12:17:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I was going to give it a -2 but then I looked at the link and upgraded to -1...
I've seen a lot funnier!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-09-25 11:43:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-25 06:15:23 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die, indeed. I guess it was mediocre parody at best.
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yes
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-25 06:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In not sure if this is serious?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-25 06:23:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-09-25 06:15:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 die, indeed. I guess it was mediocre parody at best.
Seriously though, where does all this Gay-Rod stuff come from? He's the best and most complete baseball player and he was a ladies' man before he got married. Oh well, I'll just keep dangling from his nuts.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2005-09-25 04:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hoooray theory!
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-25 04:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-25 03:25:46 (#)
Ranking: 1
this is funny if you read the link 1st
I read the link, I just didn't enjoy this post. Here, have a -1 overall because in theory, it was clever.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-09-25 03:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
woo hoo, go Tom Hicks!
though, admittedly, i'm a bigger Lucchino. fan
Submitted by jeveuxgagner (user info) at 2005-09-25 03:25:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
this is funny if you read the link 1st
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-25 03:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know, this just rubbed me the wrong way.