The first thing I ever said to the woman I married (1102 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.67 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by alfakyle (View user info) at 2005-09-25 16:38:18 EDT
You smell wet. Let's party.
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Submitted by Chinaski (user info) at 2005-09-30 14:14:21 EDT (#)
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Laser effects, mirrored balls -- John Williams must be rolling around
in his grave.
-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2005-09-26 19:31:17 EDT (#)
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tee hee.
Submitted by KC_DC (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:51:23 EDT (#)
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no, i don't think it's cute. i feel sorry for your wife and i feel even more sorry for your dog. lame-o
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:41:41 EDT (#)
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"Bienvenidos al los Estados Unitos del America!"
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-26 04:59:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-09-26 02:56:43 EDT (#)
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ha
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-26 02:46:08 EDT (#)
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I fucking laughed. Fuck you Filthy, you premenstral cunt.
Submitted by ghey (user info) at 2005-09-25 23:06:20 EDT (#)
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I would have said: "Are you as hard as I am?"
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-09-25 19:51:53 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-09-25 19:36:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-25 18:03:38 (#)
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They're called 'mares', not women.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-09-25 18:03:38 EDT (#)
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They're called 'mares', not women.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-25 17:29:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-09-25 17:24:44 EDT (#)
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stfu and die
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-25 16:43:02 EDT (#)
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"get down on your knees" would have been funnier.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-25 16:41:13 EDT (#)
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He's talking funny talk.
-- Homer Simpson
Like Father, Like Clown
Submitted by Whiplash (user info) at 2005-09-25 16:39:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hilarious.
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