2 g's (756 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.22 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brendan (View user info) at 2005-09-26 03:16:16 EDT
I look down and see 4 4, pocket sailboats.
Asshole 1 raises 75.
Call.
Flop is 4 4 Q.
Raise 150.
Call.
K.
Raise 300.
Call.
8.
I raise 75.
All In.
Call.
Jack ass is holding pocket 8's.
I win 2 grand.
Listen to chemical romance.
Go to Bills game.
Slit wrist.
Die.
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-26 11:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OUTSTANDING!
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-26 11:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
sorry, mis-read. meant river.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-26 11:19:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
asshole 1 must have fucking loved that turn card as well.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-09-26 09:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Seeing as you're dead, can I have the rest of your 2k?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-26 05:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
let me translate.
Brendan got dealt a pretty good hand.
he then flopped the 3rd most unbeatable hand ever.
he then took a dude to the cleaners.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-26 05:24:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i can never understand poker talk.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-26 05:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i just splooged
Submitted by lordofduct (user info) at 2005-09-26 04:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not a violent one, but I am kind and giving. If one asks a favor of me I tend to oblige. If you would like to fight; then we shall fight.
I am obliged to fight you.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:44:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that last cooment is the new re:16 year old.
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:39:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You wouldnt have 2 g's if you were in a threesome with two gansgters
... B-b-b-biiiiiiiiiitch!
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:37:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I made this name two years ago, after we killed the pats and the jags.
It worked out real well.
Kill me please.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:24:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
I blew about 200 on the bills game today, I think that falls into the dipshit, retard category.
No, that doesn't qualify as the dipshit category. Naming yourself after an event which could never possibly happen falls into the dipshit category.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I blew about 200 on the bills game today, I think that falls into the dipshit, retard category.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And you're not blowing it on hookers and dwarfs?
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The good shit, I won two thousand last night.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-26 03:19:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the fuck are you drinking now, Marine?