How To Really Get Free Unlimited Pizza For The Rest Of Your Life (1627 hits)
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Rating: 1.57 on 26 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by d_prime <dprime.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-26 11:54:40 EDT
I used to do this all the time.
You call the Pizza place, and tell them that you made an order last night. Say that it took an hour and a half to get there, a slice was missing, and there were two hairs in it. Also say that the person who delivered it was an asshole.
When they ask you who delivered it, tell them that the guy didn't have a name tag. When they ask for your address, give them your real one and they'll think that the order simply wasn't recorded properly, which will actually help you. When they ask what the guy looked like, what you do depends on where you are. In most places it'd be best to say 'A white male. Don't remember his age, probably in his 20s,' but in Scarborough, where I live, you'd definitly say that he's brown.
At that point they'll apoligize and mail you a bunch of free coupons for free pizza; ACTUALLY free pizza, not that buy 3 and suck the guy's dick and you get 10% off with a mail-in rebate shit. Then you use your coupons until you're all out, and move on to the next company. By the time you get back to the one you originally used, it's been long enough to do it again, and you continue.
I hope this works well, but I also hope lots of you get sent to jail. I've heard stories from Drew, and Pizza Hut prison is no pretty place, but it makes for great stories, like ones by Nitty.
[Fake Coupon Post That Made Me Decide To Show You This: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75686. Drew's Pizza Hut Police Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75692. Nitty's Prison Post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/73202. D-Prime Madness bracket: http://www.ubersite.com/m/75834.]
I've posted 40 times in the last 38 days. That must be a record.
User Reviews
Submitted by moopadoopdoop (user info) at 2005-09-28 14:59:37 EDT (#)
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never hath the world seen a greater nor terribler pizzashit.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:30:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I see that acknowleding your stupid quips only makes you stronger. I'll stop, then.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:20:54 EDT (#)
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"I've posted 40 times in the last 38 days. That must be a record."
nope. you can't even excel at sucking.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:50:34 EDT (#)
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Ah, yes, but they have incompetant idiots running these computers. They wouldn't be suprised if it just wasn't done. I also assume that it's easier to sell coupons than to check, etc.
Eventually it probably won't work.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Now-a-days, pizza places use caller ID and a databse to determine what and when you have ordered. When you phone in, all they do it type in your number and on there computer screen it will tell them where you live, what you name is, what you ordered last and when you ordered it. They can also tell you how many times you have ordered, and other random facts. So the scam may work at smaller independant companies, but with technology coming into all business sectors, sooner or later all of the franchise chains are going to be set up to the point where little fradulent ideas like this one are a thing of the past. Good tips though.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:54:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thoughts of greasy pizza and my still lingering hangover are not a good combination.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:30:09 EDT (#)
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Should people 15 yrs old start scamming the world???
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:22:22 EDT (#)
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Indeed it is. We should put it in Wikiquote.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:00:36 EDT (#)
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"ACTUALLY free pizza, not that buy 3 and suck the guy's dick and you get 10% off with a mail-in rebate shit."
THIS is a quote for the ages
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:11:41 EDT (#)
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Yeah, especially seeing as dominoes is even bigger than pizza hut.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:35:40 EDT (#)
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Your picture made me think of the simpson's where they hide out as a pizza delivery driver and someone asks, "What if someone wants pizza?" and they slap the Dominos name on the side. Ouch! What a burn!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:28:20 EDT (#)
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When Round Two Starts, October 7th (give or take one day.)
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:26:54 EDT (#)
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I can't remember the last time I ate pizza. If I ever want any I will go to the shop. When do I get to write something for DPrime madness?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:11:23 EDT (#)
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How many of you actually plan on using this?
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:08:49 EDT (#)
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Wow burn.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:07:33 EDT (#)
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If by 'smitten' you mean 'stomping the whelp outta my ass' then yeah I guess I'm smitten.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:05:45 EDT (#)
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Look. Here's evidence that badass purposely wrecked my rating becuase he hates me:
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:02:14 (#)
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DAMN THAT D-PRIME AND HIS GIVING ME A BYE. HE SHALL BE SMITTEN BY HAVING HIS RATING BROKEN. SMITTEN I SAY.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:05:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:03:49 (#)
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All I ever eat is Pizza, Peanut Butter, Pepsi, and Coffee.
Well last night I had some rum in my Pepsi, but that's still pepsi.
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Your going to be dead before your 30.
Live fast, die a fat knacker with yellow skin.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:04:26 EDT (#)
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BADASS WRECKED MY RATING!
YOU SHALL BE SMITTEN!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:03:49 EDT (#)
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All I ever eat is Pizza, Peanut Butter, Pepsi, and Coffee.
Well last night I had some rum in my Pepsi, but that's still pepsi.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:03:15 EDT (#)
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I saw you're witty little comment on the bracket post...goddamn kids.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-26 12:01:09 EDT (#)
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A pizza-only diet will put you in an early grave. Worth it? Maybe.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-26 11:58:46 EDT (#)
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I'm hungry.
Why is it only 10:58 am?
I'm sooo fucking hungry.
Fuck Monday's.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-26 11:58:38 EDT (#)
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Haha, yidel's my hero.
I guess bart deleted them.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-09-26 11:57:44 EDT (#)
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for the fucking shoutout
kickas
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-26 11:56:59 EDT (#)
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I've posted 40 times in the last 38 days. That must be a record. ""
nah, yidel once posted 200 times in 1 day.