Herion & Vackipoo A POEM BY FLARN-DORFAR (1816 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.39 on 74 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by flarn dorfar (View user info) at 2005-09-26 13:34:14 EDT
Just thought id use the "Herion" title to get your attention. It's becoming a bit of a trademark of mine - its draws people in, to a place were they can think for a moment about important issues. Anyhow, this afternoon I was away from my work and with my Cousin Vaclav, though we know him by the nickname Vackipoo. Anyhow Vackipoo is nearly 40 now, though he has the mental age of a 7 year old due to Downs Syndrome. He has had a hard life as under the communists he was locked away and beaten, forced to work hard labour, and was once even raped. He works in a local café now collecting cups. Sometimes he spits at customers or soils himself, but most people love and understand him. Now I feel its time to tell his story albeit in a poetic form.
Vackipoo Vackipoo Vackipoo
How cruel life has been to you.
Yet we know, yes we know it is god's way.
Vackipoo that's how you must be.
Vackipoo, Vackipoo, chromosomal abnormality.
Vackipoo, Vackipoo, 1 per 660 births
Vackipoo, born in 1965, and how they didn't want you.
They drew back the red curtain and sighed.
Just like any other baby you cried
Though your cries where retarded
My sweet Vackipoo, simple yet loving.
I hate the men that touched you.
I hate the world that hurt you.
I hate Borsyc, who hurt you in that sick way.
Though god hated Borsyc when he was stabbed.
God will one day hurt everyone who sex touches his children.
And at times I hate the lord for doing this to you.
Though look what the lord did to his own son?!
My dear Vackipoo, how I recall.
The summer of 1985 on the beach by the Black sea
Ukranian sunshine before Chernobyl.
Me and you hand in hand innocent in the sand.
My baby Vackipoo, now your hands are like leather.
Though, I can see my simple friend through the drool
My kind Vackipoo helping in the café.
Making all the people smile.
Making the people weep for joy.
Joy at your retarded freedom.
I thank Jesus for Vackipoo.
Thank god you are so simple.
Simple and free of the evils of the world.
Evil like the drug that killed my sweet Petra
Vackipoo has simple love not drugs in his veins.
User Reviews
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-10-13 17:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
holy shit. you're still here?
I didn't read this garbage.
Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-01 11:37:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am an Englishman not at all from the Czech republic and was never anyones alter, though i was once on this site as Lord Zinor. The whole Flarn-dorfar thing was meant to be a joke though some people actually got sucked inti it critising the poetry and the content. I mean references to Weetabix, Grandfatherly abuse and spitting on Germans can only ever be a joke - though some people fell for it. England is and England will always be the home of true alternative humour. So if anyone wants to accuse me of being an alter, well yes I am an later now of flarn-dorfar and lord zinor. Wont be doing any retaliatory -2s this time, though expect some comedy genius.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-01 11:33:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:39:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you BLITZKREGE BOB. the children on this site that never seeme to tire of assaulting my posts will hopefuly take a lesson on how to rate based on skill and not of there emotions.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That'll teach me to read the reviews first. Dagnammit.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-10-01 11:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're funny the way Vermin was funny.
I miss Vermin. He rocked.
This poem actually made me laugh.
And miss Vermin.
Submitted by alas_me (user info) at 2005-10-01 11:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha ha ha ha ha, oh my this realy is funny, and everyones reponses - I cant believe nonone sees the humour in this, its obviously a wind up!
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-28 12:54:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You fuckin suck
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-28 12:47:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Im preparing todays post another important issue for us to think about.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Flith and flarn, flarn and filth!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok flarn. Here is a truce proposal.
My part.
I'll read your next post carefully. I will lay all my emotions towards you aside. I will rate accordingly. Without prejudice.
Your part.
I hope you can accept, that I am neither a fascist nor a nazi. I even refused to army service and did social work instead (I cared for adult (severly mentally handicapped) people for the last 13 months. It was the greatest work-experience I ever had. The reward I got out of it is not repayable). I hope that means something to you.
If you are not an alter (I do believe you are real) you will probably take this serious.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you good lady, may you hair beat a billion times, may you never run out of milk, may the wind be with you down the stream
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am starting to see the subtle beauty of your posts and review comments. I hereby call off my hate campaign against you.
*sings "Heal the World"*
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:14:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet again I must tell you all that I am not an alter, I am a good man, an artist, a Czech national and a Christian. If you call spreading my tales "hit whoring" then so be it - as long as you read and learn. thanks everyone.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-27 10:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:06:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
I will stop calling you a Nazi if you admit to being a Nazi. Also if you admit youre grandparents where Nazis. Far enougth you may be born European but half of Europe were Nazis - youre half. You are not part of the same Europe as me and my buddies. Just like the Nazis you create nothing and destroy all that is good. For gods sake seek help, ask gods forgiveness.
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Damn those nazis! Burning Jews then -2ing uber, do they have no limits?!?!?!ring-piece!!?!
The poem sucked, herion hit-whoring and shenanigans. God damn!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-27 07:13:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not even reading that because you are OBVIOUSLY an alter.
Enjoy your fame and fortune in this little internet community. I guess you need to occupy your time somehow before you finally succumb to the GheyAIDS!
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-27 07:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Vackipoo, Vackipoo, chromosomal abnormality.
Vackipoo, Vackipoo, 1 per 660 births
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+ fucking 2
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-27 05:18:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still worth a 2
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-27 02:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:06:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
I will stop calling you a Nazi if you admit to being a Nazi. Also if you admit youre grandparents where Nazis. Far enougth you may be born European but half of Europe were Nazis - youre half. You are not part of the same Europe as me and my buddies. Just like the Nazis you create nothing and destroy all that is good. For gods sake seek help, ask gods forgiveness.
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You are so sick I can not believe it...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:06:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
did i -2 you yet?
i did?
fuckin BOSH
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you're ALL TURned around with some of your comments.
GEDDIT?
GEDDIT?
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yet again let me state that I am not an alter. I dont like being called an alter as much as the people accused of being my alter. Can you pleae rate my posts regarding their merit and not use them as a debating ground. I write with Christ and Christ alone.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
He's not an alter...
He has a split personality...
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
electro?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:41:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:52:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
For being a colossal cock.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75899#1610400
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Dude, I am honestly disappointed in you.
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GAD! Fucking quit it, it wasn't me for shit's sake. Jesus fucking christ. I was just fucking with the guy for shitting on my posts. He and I were reviewing like 30 seconds apart, nobody could log out and back in and then post two reviews within that period of time. If you don't believe me, email bart at the contact link and ask him if my shit was coming from the same IP address as flrfn dolfar.
I'm a shithead, but I'm not a fucking fag, and this guy is a fag.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why is this guy still here?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:32:05 (#)
Ranking: 0
Stamping my posts into the ground under your facist jackboot. Its sick, many people say it as a joke but no not you. There is no room for it in the modern world. My country and other wonderful Europeon countries have suffered enougth from Nazis likw you. Maybe ill tell you the tale of my grandparents sometime. People like you make me sick.
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It was my grand parents, too that suffered from the nazis you sick bastard. You're not the only european here. So stop calling me a nazi you stupid twat will ya?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:41:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:52:56 (#)
Ranking: -2
For being a colossal cock.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75899#1610400
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Dude, I am honestly disappointed in you.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<sigh>
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:29:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU MAY SUCK MY BALLS, YOU NAZI NIGGER LOVING CANADIAN HOMO!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:25:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe you could get away from your computer and take some more pictures? Go to your local Nazi rally and some sweating skinheads on film. Do something.
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Yes go on call me a nazi you derranged lunatic. WTF?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:12:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Heres the plan.. Post something new ans stop wasting your time commenting on other peoples posts. Maybe you could write about the facist meetings you attend, write about your racism and homophobia. Tell the world how you are far away from the light of gods love. At least say something.
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What can I say. This dude has got a severe problem with me I guess. But can anybody tell me why he has got this idea of me being a fascist and homophobic stuck in his head? And what the hell does that have to do with my only post? (oh and flarn; I would not know why to stop on commenting posts)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/73688
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does anyone know why this facist "fluff" character spends so much time rating other peoples posts and producing nothing of his own? Is it because you still live with your mother and have now ever been out into the world to feel any real emotions?
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:05:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ah I forgot to +2 your cherry of a poem...
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes emotion. That's what you have stirred up in my childish heart. Call me a fascist as often as you want. Concerning you I might even like to be one.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
May I also add that none of my posts are meant to be funny, I dont mind your childlike comments as long as they prove you have read them. There is a world of emotion I can share with you good people. I thnak you from the bottom of my heart for your time
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh it's fuck-dorfar again?
You stinking piece of shit.
Calling me a fascist for not liking your crap made me even like you more you bastard.
Take this +2 as my gratitude. You won't ever get anything else from me again. (Well I tried to talk to ya. You wouldn't have listened. Yust recall what you told me and accused me of in your replies you faggot!)
Stupid alter
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck?? How come nobody believes that he was my alter hmmmm?
I beginning to feel like you guys only love me for my tits.
*runs away crying*
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:34:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:50:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm hmm.
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Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:50:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Excuse, me now you seem to like something ive posted you queue up to decide who I am the alter of. As I maintain im not an alter, and will continue to "fuck with" peoples posts if they are abusive to my sentiment. Now please leave me alone. Suddenly claiming my work is sickening - id rather you continued to attack it.
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Alright everyone, simmer down, he's not really my alter. I was just fucking with the poor dumb motherfucker after he decided to shit on my posts.
I don't know if anyone on earth is fast enough to logout, login, and post twice in thirty seconds. Especially since my I.P. won't match up with flarfin dollar's and unfortunately I don't have two computers with two separate connections on my desk at work.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:33:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The end of the song is another Banjo solo by earl scruggs while me and wesley willis scream "FLARN-DORFAR WAAS A FUCKIN FAGGOT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!" over and over again.
25 minutes later the song fades out into silence, until I come back and say 'Ya fuckin QUEER' 5 seconds later.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wrote a song for you:
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!! (part 2) - A SONG by Dude, thats BOSH!
Lyrics: Dude, thats BOSH!, Wesley Willis
Banjo: Earl Scruggs
Sunday was so bosh I don't even know what to do
I spent it humping trees
Flarn Dorfar on the other hand is a giant Brontosaurus DUMP
He really smells like crap.
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Farn-Dorfar thought he was bad
He was a fucking asshole in the first place
He got knocked to the floor
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar had a picture of a pink pony on his chest last time I saw him
He was drawing on my nerves
I got mad at his drunk ass
I gave him a war hell ride
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
Flarn-Dorfar was a fuckin FAGGOT in the first place!!
[BANJO SOLO]
I saw Flran-Dorfar beating the hell out of some girlscouts
He knocked them to the floor
I ran over and knocked him to the floor
He was being such a roughneck, But I got free girlscout cookies
FAG!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm smiling because you are OUT. But that makes this comment/attack all the more hysterical. She bought it hook, line and sinker.
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-22 15:25:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Plus, I fail to see where you posted something that you actually worked hard on... looks like all you did was make fun of the poor retarded Czech kid. Again. How original.
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I was beginning to believe it was Method.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Joy at your retarded freedom!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:56:25 (#)
Ranking: 1
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Hahahaha...looooved this.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:12:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok sorry because
'although your cries were retarded'
that is funny shit.
But you are far less interesting now.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Right thank you - all future ratings will be based on merit. Where I come from you cannot let people treat you so badly.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mmm, I don't think that's going to save him.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-09-26 14:08:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If I were you, I'd post something else quickly.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:59:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am not an alter, I want the discussion of me being an alter to stop. I have my own individual way of creating posts. Its deeply offensive for others to claim authorship.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:56:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good, now I can -2 the right person
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK AT LIFE
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who can log in to this, only I have the log-in details. Please find you own inspiration.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:55:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
REVEALED
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SO FS if its not yours how do you know the login...don't play dumb.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:54:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:52:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
I am not an alter
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Remember when I told you not to fuck with me? See how fucking easy it is to turn everyone one way or the other? Stay off my fucking posts, this alter shit is pathetic.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:54:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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fixing...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:52:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you were so close with this today I was actually going to give you a positive rating for being amusing ...this is even better though.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God will one day hurt everyone who sex touches his children.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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i was foolereyed.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm hmm.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:50:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Excuse, me now you seem to like something ive posted you queue up to decide who I am the alter of. As I maintain im not an alter, and will continue to "fuck with" peoples posts if they are abusive to my sentiment. Now please leave me alone. Suddenly claiming my work is sickening - id rather you continued to attack it.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:49:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think Hadley would like to dance a jig in your colon.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:47:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:44:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahaah busted
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AHAHAHAHAHA...I love it when shit like that happens.
Giggles
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:46:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:39:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww shit.
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You cock. You fucked with my best posts for an alter?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I outed myself like this on a post that was #3 on most heated....no one noticed...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:46:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blitz, I'm pretty sure the line goes--
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
BERSERKER!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK
BERSERKER!
Fuck, that part of the movie made me squirt.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahaah busted
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
someone made an OOPSIE!!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:39:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
Thank you BLITZKREGE BOB. the children on this site that never seeme to tire of assaulting my posts will hopefuly take a lesson on how to rate based on skill and not of there emotions.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!! Don't you just fucking hate that...
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:39:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aww shit.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just like any other baby you cried
Though your cries where retarded
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:39:19 EDT (#)
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Thank you BLITZKREGE BOB. the children on this site that never seeme to tire of assaulting my posts will hopefuly take a lesson on how to rate based on skill and not of there emotions.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-26 13:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BERSERKER!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
BERSERKER!