I'm really sorry for this, but I HAD to... (1312 hits)
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Submitted by TheSunGod (View user info) at 2005-09-26 15:20:28 EDT
OK, so this boat comes into my repair shop for some lightning damage. There is an "exit wound" on the bottom of the hull where the bolt shot out (or I guess IN, since lightning actually travels from the ground up... Whatever.) So today I'm grinding away at the hole, trying to get to the good fiberglass so I can start laying in new glass to fill it.
Lo and behold, in the opening I found a startling similarity to everyone's favorite internet icon.
This was WAY better than finding the Virgin Mary's face on some crummy old potato chip.
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-09-28 07:45:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:56:34 (#)
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When the repair is finished, make sure it floatse
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Smoothie out the nosey. Cheers.
This was WAY funnier than I expected from the title.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-09-28 07:35:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:53:44 (#)
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yeah, sorry, i never inspected the original pic closely enough to MEMORIZE THE FACT THAT THE MAN WAS WEARING A WEDDING RING. but you guys did.
good for you.
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+2 for the comment too.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-27 08:27:32 EDT (#)
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"Needs more wedding ring"
Gets me everytime!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-27 07:16:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:56:34 (#)
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When the repair is finished, make sure it floatse.
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hahahahahah
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-27 06:53:30 EDT (#)
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so how much lube did you need?
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-27 06:45:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:37:33 (#)
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I saw goatse on a piece of toast last Wednesday...and I wish I didn't.
When you love something, everything you see will remind you of them. You, sir, seem to see a lot of gaping asshole.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-09-27 01:26:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-09-27 01:25:31 EDT (#)
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Gold! Fucking gold.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-27 01:15:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:56:34 (#)
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When the repair is finished, make sure it floatse.
hahahaha
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:29:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:40:58 (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:31:03 (#)
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Is it pathetic and sad that I saw the goatse before you demonstrated?
Nevermind. I'll answer that.
Yes.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:11:38 EDT (#)
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My wife is looking at me like I'm an idiot because I'm laughing like one.
Submitted by pizdets (user info) at 2005-09-26 19:55:06 EDT (#)
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Here, have another.
Submitted by pizdets (user info) at 2005-09-26 19:54:56 EDT (#)
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Hahahahahah.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-26 19:42:32 EDT (#)
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"Boatse" sealed the +2.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:25:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:56:34 (#)
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When the repair is finished, make sure it floatse.
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I snorted for that.
Have a linkwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/67727
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:17:24 EDT (#)
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Eeww..gross.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:18:21 EDT (#)
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You did. You absoulutely HAD to. No way around it.
And thanks... I was getting a little lonely.
Submitted by steph (user info) at 2005-09-26 17:05:36 EDT (#)
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damn you, I'm on lunch.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:56:34 EDT (#)
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When the repair is finished, make sure it floatse.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:55:43 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:52:15 EDT (#)
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Good find!
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:47:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:02:22 (#)
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I don't get it?
......................
that's because you're a fucking noob, and that's not short for "Nubian". get a clue, post some stuff, THEN rate other people's posts.
haven't you already been called out for that today? fuckin noob dropping zeroes on my shit because he doesn't understand... jeezis. it's worse than the first time i walked into a catholic church and took a sip from the holy water by the door.
Submitted by alfakyle (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:39:11 EDT (#)
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nice.
Submitted by NRA (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:27:28 EDT (#)
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HaHa boatse.
Looks like someone shot that boat.
Submitted by egadz (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:27:01 EDT (#)
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BOATSE.CX!!!!!11!1!1!!@@!222!@!!!!!1
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:20:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:13:11 (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:44:03 (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:24:44 (#)
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"BOATSE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Submitted by mommys_little_mistake (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:15:13 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:13:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:44:03 (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:24:44 (#)
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"BOATSE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:11:39 EDT (#)
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That's just truly and awfully DELICIOUS!!
Bane of the Ga
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:04:56 EDT (#)
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forced at gun point
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:02:22 EDT (#)
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I don't get it?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-09-26 16:00:59 EDT (#)
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BOATSE rules!
Submitted by TheSunGod (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:53:44 EDT (#)
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yeah, sorry, i never inspected the original pic closely enough to MEMORIZE THE FACT THAT THE MAN WAS WEARING A WEDDING RING. but you guys did.
good for you.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:53:08 EDT (#)
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Because you had to.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:49:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:25:53 (#)
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needs more wedding ring
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How true.
Sun is a slacker!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:44:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:24:44 (#)
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"BOATSE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Submitted by glasscock (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:43:48 EDT (#)
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gheyse
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:43:45 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:42:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:40:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:31:03 (#)
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Is it pathetic and sad that I saw the goatse before you demonstrated?
Nevermind. I'll answer that.
Yes.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:37:33 EDT (#)
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I saw goatse on a piece of toast last Wednesday...and I wish I didn't.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:31:03 EDT (#)
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Is it pathetic and sad that I saw the goatse before you demonstrated?
Nevermind. I'll answer that.
Yes.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:31:01 EDT (#)
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har har
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:29:05 EDT (#)
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This was WAY better than finding the Virgin Mary's face on some crummy old potato chip.
hilarious!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:28:44 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:25:53 EDT (#)
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needs more wedding ring
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:24:44 EDT (#)
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"BOATSE"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:24:39 EDT (#)
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Did you just do that? I don't know if you did.
What?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:23:46 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAAA.
Gross.
NSFW???
Asshole.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:22:50 EDT (#)
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NO!!! You didn't?
HAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by mcgee3394 (user info) at 2005-09-26 15:22:46 EDT (#)
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looks just like mine, did you take that while i was sleeping?