Pop Politics (417 hits)
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Submitted by Drone of Industry (View user info) at 2005-09-26 17:57:58 EDT
This has always been so obvious
Coca cola is The Republican... bright red, the first of it's kind, Santa Claus is their goddamned mascot. I even heard the big ol fatpuff stereotype of Santa originated from the Coca Cola's classic corporation. Thanks for turning me into a gluttonous, consumerist, fatass.
Pepsi is The Democrat... bright blue, contemporary, leading the way with ads all over the fucking place. I don't watch tv that much but I feel the advertising ratio of Pepsi's "Generation Next" campaign is progressing full speed beyond Coca Cola's classic credential.
RC is The Independant... RC is actually my favorite! IF the choice is possible!
Bubba Cola and the rest of The Underdogs... If you got a Save-A-Lot near your small town in Alabama, then you might be able to pick one up. I vaguely remember seeing something on tv in high school stating that any American has the right to run for president. And then they proceeded to show rednecks in lawnchairs, christian's with rabies, stoned sages and whatnot claiming to eradicate gun control, make people go to church everyday, legalize marijuana, whatever agenda that was inflating in their big heads at the time.
This was all just an observation.
I was pretty high.
I also figured out what an efficient device the 'hammer' is.
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Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You have opened my eyes...
and now I must belch.
Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:40:30 EDT (#)
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BULL.
Both are Republican, despite color, because both are created by big business.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-09-26 19:18:38 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NRA (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:47:10 EDT (#)
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I call my 870 The Hammer...I'd like to introduce you.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:44:53 EDT (#)
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deserved more than a 1.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:21:34 EDT (#)
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what about Irn Bru?
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-09-26 18:01:19 EDT (#)
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Why didn't you use the hammer on your head?