Smoking (1247 hits)
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Submitted by Dante Alighieri <yutaji.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-09-26 21:33:10 EDT
Why do people think smoking is cool? Oh, yeah; You're so cool because you smell like shit and hack your lungs out all the time. "Smoking is relaxing!" Right. I'm at the pinnacle of relaxation and contentment knowing that because of you, I'll probably get lung cancer and die at 45. Thanks, Champ. Way to be a team player.
I understand that nicotine is addictive, and that smoking really does relax some people, but come on; There are better things to do. There are cheaper things to do, too. Cigarettes cost too much. "Come on, buy some lung cancer. It'll make you fun. People will like you. You'll be cool."
Then, there's this retarded 'smokers rights' shit. What? Someone endangering the lives of everyone around them now has RIGHTS to do so? Since when? Since you said so? Christ... That's as bad as how people say alcoholism is a 'disease'. Alcoholism isn't a disease if you DON'T DRINK. Alcohol is addictive? Gee wow! I had no idea! Well, if it's so addictive, and you're calling it a 'disease', why are you even drinking in the first place? Oh, to get drunk? I really don't see the point in getting drunk if you're not going to remember what happened.
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-10-08 22:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
And this is why I shouldn't click the "worst ever" button.
TURKISH SILVER FTW!
Submitted by clit_commander (user info) at 2005-10-12 13:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
wOW YOU ARE A nererrrrrrrrrd
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-10-12 11:23:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FAG!
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-10-12 00:12:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
way to be retarded!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-10-11 23:56:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I think you're right about smoking, wrong about alcoholism.
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-06 19:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are absolutely correct.
Smokers smell like arabs on fuckin' sabbatical
Smokers kids grow up to be hoes and dork's
Smokers usually suck at sports because they have weakened stamina.
Smokers just suck. They suck on butts, like they're suckin on dicks.
It always amuses me to see dudes sucking.
Submitted by Captain_Lurk (user info) at 2005-10-05 22:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, you fucking ass fucking mother fucking douche bag.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2005-09-28 07:20:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
All the cigarettes that I've smoked will have taken time off my life, but I enjoyed them. This, however, has taken 5 minutes off my life that I fucking want back, CUNT!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-27 21:34:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Let me reiterate:
Suck my wang.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-09-27 21:04:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Here's something for all you ignorant fucking morons to think about.
I'M NOT SAYING PEOPLE SHOULDN'T SMOKE.
I never said I didn't want people to smoke. I honestly don't care. I just think it's funny the way people react to shit like this. Seriously; Why get so pissed over a dumbass post like this?
Seriously.
Dipshits.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-27 20:16:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:39:06 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:22:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Get bent. I'd burn you with my Camel if you were here. Then I'd re-light it, and blow smoke in your face.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:39:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:22:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Get bent. I'd burn you with my Camel if you were here. Then I'd re-light it, and blow smoke in your face.
Submitted by Ducky (user info) at 2005-09-27 11:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-27 01:46:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-27 01:44:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:45:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
your ugly... here's a fact, non smokers die everyday! haha your screwed too
Trent, I'm +2ing one of your posts for fitting a Bill Hicks quote in so nicely...
...the instant you write one...
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-27 09:59:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Forget looking cool, smoking is a great way to meet chicks.
"Excuse me, have you got a light? Fantastic. <inhale> Thanks. I'm Goose, by the way - how you doin'?"
Submitted by CHR15 (user info) at 2005-09-27 07:29:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd quit smoking if I though I wouldn't become a whinging non smoker.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Make that fattest. Typos suck almost as bad as this post.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:42:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I havn't clicked the sign in button in a very long time but felt it mandatory just to give you this fine -2 and to tell you I just smoked the fatest spliff whilst reading that.
See ya.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get bent. I'd burn you with my Camel if you were here. Then I'd re-light it, and blow smoke in your face.
Bitch.
Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2005-09-27 04:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
get some education.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-27 02:05:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck my wang.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-27 01:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-27 01:44:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:45:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
your ugly... here's a fact, non smokers die everyday! haha your screwed too
Trent, I'm +2ing one of your posts for fitting a Bill Hicks quote in so nicely...
...the instant you write one...
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-09-27 01:44:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:45:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
your ugly... here's a fact, non smokers die everyday! haha your screwed too
Trent, I'm +2ing one of your posts for fitting a Bill Hicks quote in so nicely.
Submitted by WellFedEthiopian (user info) at 2005-09-27 00:55:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's rather obvious you're going to be the 4th person that will be eternally chewed by the jaws of Lucifer.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-27 00:14:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dante, you and Evolved Chicken should hang out. I bet you two would get along great...
... plus it would make it easier for me to kill both of you if you were together.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2005-09-27 00:08:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i get drunk so i can forget crap like this.
oh, and why do i smoke?
I guess i think it makes me look cool.
Submitted by johnhutch (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're really young, aren't you? I used to say things like that when I was 9.
Submitted by EvolvedChicken (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:38:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Now, what exactly am I going to do at the age of 90? I don't want to get to be that old. Yes, I am a healthy non-smoking nerd, but I refuse to live that long. Dying at 45 is good enough.
Submitted by mommys_little_mistake (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is cute...I think I'm the only one that knows what you were trying to do though. I don't think Squattail was serious about the traveling back in time with him though. Regardless, you did an awesome job of taking me back to fucking middle school.
I now have to smoke another ciggerette just to spite people like you. Thank you for contributing to my lung cancer.
Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe if you ever had sex, you would realize the awesomeness of the post-sex cigarette.
I'm not saying anybody should smoke a pack a day or anything. Unless you have sex 20 times a day. Then that would be OK.
Submitted by olivia_tremor_control (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:11:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:59:04 (#)
Ranking: 0
I bet you think that your rampant homosexuality is cool.
That's where aids comes from fuckbag. Remember that next time you're fucking some random dude in his pooper.
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wow.
this isnt an 8th rgade health class. we know about smoking.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I am smoking 2 cigarettes via my nostrils right now.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fuckin BOSH
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:53:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Y helo thar. I am a normal nonsmoking gentlemen. I know that I will live far longer than my smoking brethren, and for that I laugh at them."
...then he gets hit by a car. Everyone dies in the end.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:50:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I see that you know everything about everything.
you are one smart motherfucker.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:46:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by trent_nz (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:45:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your ugly... here's a fact, non smokers die everyday! haha your screwed too
Submitted by Malachewaii (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
just because you like smoking cock
doesn't mean people shouldn't smoke cigarettes.
-2, smoke nazi.
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alcoholism is genetic, fuckhole
Submitted by TweakinIan (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:31:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I agree.
But then again, Republicans are going to blow the fucking world up anyway, SO WHO CARES?
Let the mutherfuckers smoke.
I dont care.
Thats why I moved away from the city.
I was goin to give you a +2 for a good message, but your lack of original content minuses 3 from you score.
But then, the people who reveiwed this post where mostly assholes up till my reveiw, so plus 1 for sympathy.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:28:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was on the wagon, and this post was so bad I went on a bender and STARTED smoking.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Listen here, you cock sucking, ignorant little child. First of all, you use the name of an incredible author then you turn around and post shit like this? Not cool.
I'm not even going to debate you on how many ways you're wrong in this post, because you've just been programed by all the lovely PC bullshit Mommy and Daddy have forced down your cum slickened throat. Needless to say I'm smoking right now, and as far as I'm concerned, you getting cancer would be god damn funny.
Don't ever come to this site and post your truth.com propaganda. You know what I do to those fuckers? The same as I do to Christians. Call them Zealot filth and spit on them right before I beat the living shit out of their faggoty bodies. If I ever see you at an Ubercon, I'm going to extinquish one of my Kool full flavored out in your fucking eye.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:04:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
arent you from Dallas?
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you 12?
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:01:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat a dick.
Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:59:04 EDT (#)
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I bet you think that your rampant homosexuality is cool.
That's where aids comes from fuckbag. Remember that next time you're fucking some random dude in his pooper.
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What the fuck? I'm not gay, and even if I was, it would have nothing at all to do with this post, you fucking twat.
Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to add absolutely nothing to the debate.
Seriously, that's an accomplishment, to have a whole post without one original thought or idea.
You earned this -2, champ.
p.s. - Maybe you should go back to hell, you'd probably be treated better there than you are here.
Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SMOKE THIS <///>~
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:47:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the hell?
This was a total waste of time.
Submitted by Psycosis (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet you think that your rampant homosexuality is cool.
That's where aids comes from fuckbag. Remember that next time you're fucking some random dude in his pooper.
Submitted by ShakesZilla (user info) at 2005-09-26 21:43:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why dont you stfu?