Douglas Bader Fucking Hero (436 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.29 on 9 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Richard Whitely (View user info) at 2005-09-27 07:36:43 EDT
Dougie Bader Dougie Bader
in his cockpit with no legs
Dougie Bader Dougie Bader
Rudders with his Pegs
Ten Thousand feet and he dont care
'bout the lack of oxygen in the air
as he cracks the cockpit back
and sparks his massive crack .... pipe up
Mescherschmitts at 12 oclock
"Wingman put away your cock"
Its time to slap the gerrys silly
but with the guns and not your willy.
"Oh no, I'm hit, I'm going down"
ejected toward a small french town
I hit the floor with my woody stumps
down to the floor with a great thump
The cowards they did take great care
of me and and my swelling pair.
they assist me in my escape but capture was inevitable....................
COLDITZ COLDITZ ITS COLD IN COLDITZ GAS HIM LIKE A DIRTY JEW
AUSCHWITZ AUSCHWITZ thats were the should have sent him, gas him like me or you.
Thank You Dougie you are my hero
User Reviews
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-28 08:39:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-28 08:36:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-28 08:35:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
can I join in your retaliatory -2 war?
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Certainly, the more the merrier
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-09-28 08:38:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-27 09:25:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT !!!ELEVENTY ONE
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
heh
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:20:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Another Nazi like "fluff" I intend to root out the nazis on this site. You make me sick.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 09:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Here's a review for ya!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-27 08:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Always been a great hero of mine for obvious reasons.
Brothers have gotta stick together, shizzle my nizzle etc...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-27 08:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
bad positioning in the lineup.
Submitted by Richard_Whitely (user info) at 2005-09-27 08:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
How the fuck has no one reviewed this yet?