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Everyone n Looks s Like f Someone w Famous (480 hits)

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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-27 12:45:16 EDT


HA HA GOATSE!!!

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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:01:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:59:12 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

How can ANYONE be this gay? How'd you do it, swampy?
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Well, it's very simple. One day while you were sucking my cock, you looked up at me lovingly and smiled. That look in your eyes when you're balls deep on a cock is just so ... I don't know, so hard to resist.

I turned gay for you, Jeff Laben. I want you.
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HAHAHHAHA... I see "somebody" is back in the game now!!

ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!
This place needs shaken up!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:00:12 EDT (#)
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holy shit....

swampy=goatse??

WTF!!

(I see Shlongy dropped by for a taste of bitterness)

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:59:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:57:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

How can ANYONE be this gay? How'd you do it, swampy?
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Well, it's very simple. One day while you were sucking my cock, you looked up at me lovingly and smiled. That look in your eyes when you're balls deep on a cock is just so ... I don't know, so hard to resist.

I turned gay for you, Jeff Laben. I want you.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ANSWERS:


Why is there no fecal matter visible? BUTT DOUCHE
Wouldn't it dry out eventually, being all open like that? VASELINE
How does a man with an asshole that wide, stop poop from falling right the fuck out into his pants? HE DOESN'T
I bet that room smelled really funky during that photo shoot? IT SMELLED LIKE ANUS

How do I know these answers? I AM GOATSE MAN!!!



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

How can ANYONE be this gay? How'd you do it, swampy?

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:56:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THESE QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERED.....

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:55:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

tit.



Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:53:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:51:53 (#)
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I often wondered, while staring into this mans asshole on numerous occasions....

Why is there no fecal matter visible?
Wouldn't it dry out eventually, being all open like that?
How does a man with an asshole that wide, stop poop from falling right the fuck out into his pants?
I bet that room smelled really funky during that photo shoot?
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All very valid questions, to which I have no answer.



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:51:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh boy.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:51:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I often wondered, while staring into this mans asshole on numerous occasions....

Why is there no fecal matter visible?
Wouldn't it dry out eventually, being all open like that?
How does a man with an asshole that wide, stop poop from falling right the fuck out into his pants?
I bet that room smelled really funky during that photo shoot?

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLES, BATMAN!!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ahhh... going for the full out ban are we Swampy??


Yup... THIS ought to do it my crazy friend!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SWAMPY! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!@

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:48:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto Goatse -2

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 12:47:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PLUS TWO FOR ALL THE REVIEWS!!


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