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I Fucked Jeff Laben in the Ass With a Shovel (991 hits)

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Rating: 0.67 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Swamp Donkey (View user info) at 2005-09-27 13:03:27 EDT


He fell in love, of course, and we are to be married in the spring.

We'd like it if you all would come celebrate our love with us in a ceremony of goatse and tubshitting.



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Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-07-11 14:23:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And he liked it, didn't he?

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-08 13:04:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Swamp Donkey! Where did you go, man?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:00:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NUmber ONE on Google Search!!!!

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-02 06:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

THAT A BOY........

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:14:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

FUCK SHLONGY IN HIS ASS!!!

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This had SO MUCH POTENTIAL....


RIP

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uberboard anyone?


Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:30:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahahahahahahahaha

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WHAT THE FUCK... I can't keep up?

Why is this post goner?

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:05:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

OH SWEET JESUS... SWAMPY IS OUT OF HIS CAGE AGAIN!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
took the words right out of my mouth

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I LOVE LAMP


Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:16:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would you get banned for this? It's all true.

Since when is posting "truth" a bannable offense.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well.. fuck my post in it's ass....

I'm camping here for the afternoon, this ought to be good.

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

well, if tubshitting is involved, i guess i can't pass up the opportunity.

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

odds are I can predict all of Shlongy's comebacks.

- Carnack

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:06:01 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:04:54 (#)
Ranking: 1

Who the fuck's Jeff Labin?
---------

WHAT? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Apparently.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:07:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

What's your fucking problem, coward?

-------

He's in love and you're in denial.

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:10:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:07:01 (#)
Ranking: -2

What's your fucking problem, coward?
----------------------------------------

You can't even keep your goddamn mouth shut when I go weeks without even acknowledging you. Therefore, I'm back to ripping your ass and making you look like an ignorant pussy.

And believe me, it doesn't take much.



Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:10:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seek help.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh my....


this is going to be funny.



Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:08:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DING DING.......

ROUND 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:07:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What's your fucking problem, coward?

Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I didn't specify in the title, but it was the blade end. The handle had splinters.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:06:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:04:54 (#)
Ranking: 1

Who the fuck's Jeff Labin?
---------

WHAT? DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?



Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:05:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jeff "Labia" Laben

The name says it all

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:05:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wicked!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

come on Swampy...follow this up with another post about niggers and you are golden.

Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:05:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

OH SWEET JESUS... SWAMPY IS OUT OF HIS CAGE AGAIN!!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Who the fuck's Jeff Labin?

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-27 13:04:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

going for a banning old bean?


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