I Fucked <insert name here> In The Ass With a Shovel.. (1263 hits)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell?? (View user info) at 2005-09-27 14:41:54 EDT
HAR HAR RUMSFELD!!
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-28 08:51:07 EDT (#)
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READ THIS IMMEDIATELY http://www.ubersite.com/m/76018
OR -2DIE!!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-28 08:17:27 EDT (#)
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Man.... "ZAKALWE" and "SHORTFUCK" really love WhatTheHell...
I'm touched, no really I am!
BIG KISSES FOR YOU 2!!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-27 22:22:25 EDT (#)
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Build this into your posts you fat fuck--
CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:13:10 EDT (#)
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it's spelled zakalwe, fuckwit. look, there it is in the line above. you even managed to copy and paste it wrong?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:12:05 EDT (#)
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haha, good one.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:32:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:26:13 (#)
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You're too fucking late, WTH. You said you didn't like leather.
I'm sending them to Method instead, he said he'd wear the leash AND the little leather mask.
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Hey! don't forget about your friendly neighbourhood leather owning (slightly confused about what goes where with the butt secks) British guy!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:30:29 EDT (#)
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I like video cameras and plot in pornos
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:26:13 EDT (#)
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You're too fucking late, WTH. You said you didn't like leather.
I'm sending them to Method instead, he said he'd wear the leash AND the little leather mask.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:23:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:19:23 (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:18:24 (#)
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Genius.... pure genius
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Damn Jack, you're on a roll today and on two different posts at that.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:23:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:13:42 (#)
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Wait.... "BOTCHED" attempts??
You mean you didn't even go thru with it?
I am sadly disapointed in you Mr. Stateside.
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weeeeeeell you see the thing is due to the earlier miss understanding (see below for details) we were kinda short on equipment. She didn't have the 9" black rubber strap on that I had anticipated and I didn't have the lube that my girlfriend insisted was vital to the process.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:19:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:18:24 (#)
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Genius.... pure genius
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:18:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:22:02 (#)
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Oh yeah...I'M the "only one".
Good fucking grief, you're a dumbass.
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Charlie Brown never got the little red-haired girl.
Haunted by his failure to attain his only chance at true happiness, he grew up to become a bitter, sarcastic, gambling addict with substance abuse issues.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:14:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:13:06 (#)
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That's disappointing. I guess I won't send you those pictures afterall. Jeanneee will be so bummed, she looked every bit as good as I do in it.
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WAIT...................
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I.....ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR>..WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS.....................UHMMMMMMMMMMMM..........
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ... Please ...
I * HEART* LEATHER!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:13:42 EDT (#)
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Wait.... "BOTCHED" attempts??
You mean you didn't even go thru with it?
I am sadly disapointed in you Mr. Stateside.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:13:06 EDT (#)
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That's disappointing. I guess I won't send you those pictures afterall. Jeanneee will be so bummed, she looked every bit as good as I do in it.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:11:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:08:56 (#)
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I'm leaning towards the RUMSFELD theory, because "leather" doesn't really do anything for me....
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Are you sure it's not the thought of my botched attempts at anal that's causing the asplosion?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:08:56 EDT (#)
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I'm leaning towards the RUMSFELD theory, because "leather" doesn't really do anything for me....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:04:19 EDT (#)
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DAMN. my penis just asploded all over my desk...
Coulda been MANICS trashtalk... OR that picture of RUMSFELD?
Beats me.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 16:03:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:59:59 (#)
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You fucked Shlongy with a shovel
WHAT?
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Whooooopsie. wrong post
You meant to take a left at the sign that said "SWAMP_DONKEY"
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:59:59 EDT (#)
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You fucked Shlongy with a shovel
WHAT?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:59:48 EDT (#)
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MANIC... please stop talking dirty in my post, I'm afraid my penis will asplode.
Thanks for understanding.
That is all.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:58:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:57:53 (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:50:08 (#)
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No no, that would be ME wearing leather, with the thigh high boots, and the whip.
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Dammit! I made the same mistake when my girlfriend suggested we try anal.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
<cough>
HAHAHAHHAHAHHHAH!!...
NOW THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:58:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:47:50 (#)
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OK...I "run" alone, like your penis and your diarrhea, assclown
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"Technically" my penis is not alone either, beef-flap... it "runs" or "hangs out" with my balls.
But I guess diarrhea does run alone... so I'll give you that one...
You're 0 and 1, nice average.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:57:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:50:08 (#)
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No no, that would be ME wearing leather, with the thigh high boots, and the whip.
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Dammit! I made the same mistake when my girlfriend suggested we try anal.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:53:12 EDT (#)
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This has been the newest post for like an hour. STRANGE.
Submitted by flarn-dorfar (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:52:26 EDT (#)
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Vaguely amusing, though why do you people insist on using cuss words in your titles?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:52:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:36:58 (#)
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Sorry man, my kink involves leather.
Sorry kids, my kink involves MANIC's ass.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:52:05 EDT (#)
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what am I missing
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:50:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:47:02 (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:40:01 (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:36:58 (#)
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Sorry man, my kink involves leather.
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OK... I can't talk about this, I'm losing blood to my brain too rapidly no....w....
ge...............tti........................ng Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............zz..............y...
DAMN YOU MANIC!
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OK well now that you seam to have err...... shall we say otherwise incapacitated WTH I believe I believe it's time I rode it on my Shiny Leather horse, wearing my shiny leather suit and knee high leather boots and took you back to my Nice leather house with the big leather bed with leather sheets. I'll leave you lying on the bed while I put on my 'special outfit' which put it like this is not made out of cotton.
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No no, that would be ME wearing leather, with the thigh high boots, and the whip.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:47:50 EDT (#)
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OK...I "run" alone, like your penis and your diarrhea, assclown.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:47:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:40:01 (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:36:58 (#)
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Sorry man, my kink involves leather.
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OK... I can't talk about this, I'm losing blood to my brain too rapidly no....w....
ge...............tti........................ng Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............zz..............y...
DAMN YOU MANIC!
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OK well now that you seam to have err...... shall we say otherwise incapacitated WTH I believe I believe it's time I rode it on my Shiny Leather horse, wearing my shiny leather suit and knee high leather boots and took you back to my Nice leather house with the big leather bed with leather sheets. I'll leave you lying on the bed while I put on my 'special outfit' which put it like this is not made out of cotton.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:45:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:43:37 (#)
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I "run" alone, like the wolf and Cool Hand Luke, dumbass.
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Wolves are pack animals, assflap.... and Cool hand luke was an admitted homosexual.
Nice role models you got there dude.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:45:20 EDT (#)
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Good stuff
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:43:37 EDT (#)
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I "run" alone, like the wolf and Cool Hand Luke, dumbass.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:40:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:36:58 (#)
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Sorry man, my kink involves leather.
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OK... I can't talk about this, I'm losing blood to my brain too rapidly no....w....
ge...............tti........................ng Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiii............zz..............y...
DAMN YOU MANIC!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:36:58 EDT (#)
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Sorry man, my kink involves leather.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:33:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:28:22 (#)
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<peace> a little peace
<PEACE> world peace
<PIECE> Get a piece ..cures most ailments
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I'll take these 3 you can keep the rest.
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Damn... I was hoping for #5
Nothing wrong with a little kink now and again........
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:33:01 EDT (#)
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Oh and Mother I have plenty of inner peace. You can have some if you like. I even have a handy pump dispenser for it. Just say the word and it's all your's sweetie.
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HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHHAHAH!!
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:28:26 EDT (#)
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+2 for the jpeg which was good and at least involved some effort (unlike your usual stuff).
Oh and Mother I have plenty of inner peace. You can have some if you like. I even have a handy pump dispenser for it. Just say the word and it's all your's sweetie.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:28:22 EDT (#)
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<peace> a little peace
<PEACE> world peace
<PIECE> Get a piece ..cures most ailments
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I'll take these 3 you can keep the rest.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:26:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:24:45 (#)
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Meet me in Vegas. I swear I won't take your kidneys and leave you in a tub of ice.
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So much for a great time then.. why bother?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:25:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:24:05 (#)
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Thanks Hon, I appreciate that.
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Which one did you choose....
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:24:45 EDT (#)
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Meet me in Vegas. I swear I won't take your kidneys and leave you in a tub of ice.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:24:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:22:02 (#)
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Oh yeah...I'M the "only one".
Good fucking grief, you're a dumbass.
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Ok, you are up there with the likes of "Caulincunt, Zakawe and Shitfuck"
I stand corrected, but if that's the type of crowd you want to run with, then be my guest.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:24:05 EDT (#)
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Thanks Hon, I appreciate that.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:22:02 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah...I'M the "only one".
Good fucking grief, you're a dumbass.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:20:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:16:50 (#)
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Are you going for a record 14 shitty posts in a 24-hour period?
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Nope... Swampy beat me to it with his 5 today.
Besides, looks like you're the only one with that opinion anyway.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:18:58 EDT (#)
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For MANICMOMMA .........
<peace> a little peace
<PEACE> world peace
<PIECE> Get a piece ..cures most ailments
<PEAS> good with butter..
<PEES> golden showers...yeah!!
Take your pick honey .... they are all for you!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:16:50 EDT (#)
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Are you going for a record 14 shitty posts in a 24-hour period?
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:16:34 EDT (#)
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awesome
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:15:21 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:09:57 EDT (#)
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Can you READ motherfucker? Give me my goddamn INNER PEACE!!!!!
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uhm, sounds like you need an orgasm or two, not inner peace...
"Innard Piece" maybe......
HAHAHHA
<PEACE> ... how's that Sweetcheeks?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:08:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:44:11 (#)
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Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
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Can you READ motherfucker? Give me my goddamn INNER PEACE!!!!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:01:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:00:05 (#)
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I'd fuck Caulincourt in the ass...no seriously, no condom and everything.
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Yeah well, he DOES work out ya know...so it would prolly be a nice ride, and he's the type for a reacharound I bet.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-27 15:00:05 EDT (#)
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I'd fuck Caulincourt in the ass...no seriously, no condom and everything.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:58:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:56:42 (#)
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Get off your lazy ass and give me my inner peace, you cum sucking bastard.
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I beg your pardon?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:56:42 EDT (#)
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Get off your lazy ass and give me my inner peace, you cum sucking bastard.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:54:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:48:45 (#)
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I really think Caulain is homosexual
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That's a sucker bet.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:50:52 EDT (#)
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Nice.
Submitted by ajanssen (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:48:45 EDT (#)
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I really think Caulain is homosexual
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:46:33 EDT (#)
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From now on, I'm just gonna build this into my post
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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:43:39 (#)
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Submitted by Caulincourt(user info) at 2005-09-27 14:43:39 (#)
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Submitted by Zakawe(user info) at 2005-09-27 14:43:39 (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy(user info) at 2005-09-27 14:43:39 (#)
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Queers of a feather and all that.........
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:44:11 EDT (#)
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Look, just gimme some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
-- Homer Simpson
El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:43:49 EDT (#)
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Funny...
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:43:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:43:18 EDT (#)
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I'm very conflicted about this post, so I'll let Homer speak for me:
Oh, I always wanted to be a teamster. So lazy and surly.
-- Homer Simpson
Radioactive Man
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:42:56 EDT (#)
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Caul was just wishing it was him.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:42:49 EDT (#)
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Auto +2 shovel fucking
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-27 14:42:37 EDT (#)
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