Rabbi Shopping!! (582 hits)
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Submitted by your_arse_is_hanging_out (View user info) at 2005-09-27 17:04:22 EDT
I'm going to the chapel, and I'm gonna get ma--a--a-rried...
Okay, so it isn't a chapel. But I like that song...it reminds me a simple time in the 50's where couples went to a chapel to get married with birds chirping and sunny spring days and beehive updo's.
My fiance is Jewish. I am a "Gentile." I am not going to convert, and my fiance is fine with that. However, his rabbi that was there for his bar mitzfah (sp?)and his growing years cannot by Jewish law marry a gentile that won't covert.
So, in Chicagoland there are probably 4 or so Rabbis that will co-oficiate an interfaith marriage.
We've seen one, and we have an appointment for the one more tonight, and one more next Friday.
We are actually interviewing rabbi's and taking our pick. They also charge like $800 for this half hour performance. (Which is really 15 minutes if they are co-oficiating, such as with a pastor) They're in it for the business, apparently there are a lot of interfaith couples out there.
So, I'm leaving in an hour to go to Rabbi #2.
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Submitted by Obscured_by_Clouds (user info) at 2005-09-29 00:48:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:17:35 (#)
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I hope the Rabbi doesn't 'Jew' you on the price
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Dude, coming from a jew that's just not right.
Submitted by NRA (user info) at 2005-09-27 18:57:29 EDT (#)
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I shot a rabbi.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-27 18:07:02 EDT (#)
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sounds to me like you are the crazy one, but good luck congrats all that stuff
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:48:44 EDT (#)
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stop fighting you two. We all know there is better than 50% chance of this ending in divorce.
Good luck!
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:46:17 EDT (#)
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Insane, don't be so crazy.
Jeez. If he ever touched me in anger again, I'd leave him. And when I wrote that post, I was very angry and stunned.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:39:46 EDT (#)
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"slapped your thigh"
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:39:13 EDT (#)
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shit from the way you explained it in your earlier post( which i only just read) it sounded like he beat the living shit out of you.
make up your mind! regardless of whether he stomped a mudhole in your ass or "slapped your thing" it was assault and next time he will slap your niave little face.
stop backpedaling and realize he may seem like mr right but has the potential to be your worst nightmare.
ps fuck my sisters i could care less whether or not they are happy, their lives do not include me
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:36:22 EDT (#)
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Well I'm glad that your sisters are happy now. He slapped my thigh. Not punched me or bruised me.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:33:54 EDT (#)
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btw my sisters are both happily married now, but as for the past it was their fault for allowing it to happen more than once.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:33:23 EDT (#)
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mmm i meant to say circumcised ass, sorry :)
but the point still remains, did he or didnt he hit you?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:30:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:29:50 (#)
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I'm never getting married...unless Tiger will have me
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Play your cards right! ;)
Ya never know.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:29:50 EDT (#)
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I'm never getting married...unless Tiger will have me
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:26:50 EDT (#)
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Ugh. Thanks Jonny for bringing that lovely time of my life up again.
As if no one has been angry and said they were leaving but didn't. Jeebus!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:25:48 EDT (#)
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Hey hey...come to West Hartford Connecticut.
There was just recently the very first Inter-faith
marriage by a Rabbi.
Good luck. As long as the wifey there has jewish
kids all is good in the world.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:25:10 EDT (#)
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dump his uncircumcised PUSSY ASS and find a real man who doesn't beat on women, unless they deserve it. you remind me of my two sisters with battered women's syndrome and ergo...
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I'm sorry for your sisters. That truly is sad. I assure you that no man kicks me around. I understand you're position tho, as for your sisters.
Also, ALL Jewish men are circumcized. They celebrate it. It's called a briss. Most non-Jewish men were not circumsized until lately due to hygeine concerns.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:24:25 EDT (#)
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I'm taking shallow breaths I'm so fucking floored. I wanna put my God Damned fucking fist through his fucking teeth...try to touch me like that again MOTHERFUCKER!
Crazy talk.
I'm fucking out. I'm leaving. It's over. All over. Forever. For Good. I'm Fucking DONE.
However...
This fucked up time in my life has brought me to the point of this post. I have no angry music.
Remember the post that was titled "Gayest CD Mix Ever" it was on Most Heated for a while? I was a loser and took a lot of songs off that post to make my Happy Songs mix. But I'm fucking ANGRY. I need some fucking music to course through my veins as hotly as my blood is. I'm seething.
Please give me your suggestions on what you think would be some good anger music, but there are some rules.
#1. Please NO underground bullshit. My brother is the bassist in a speed metal band, and I hate roaring music like that. I need soemthing I can understand.
#2. Sad music is allowed too. I'll be sad when I'm not angry anymore.
#3. Make it pump-you-up and wanna kill music. And songs about getting angry at a bf/fiance/husband (if there are any).
I could fucking care less if this is on Most Heated. I just need some music to listen to while I get fucking high, then pack my bags and move back to my mom's.
FUCK *%&#@ L@&$@#*f!
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:17:35 EDT (#)
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I hope the Rabbi doesn't 'Jew' you on the price
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:17:24 EDT (#)
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you are going to marry a guy who knocks you around??
even if it was "only once", it will happen again
dump his uncircumcised PUSSY ASS and find a real man who doesn't beat on women, unless they deserve it. you remind me of my two sisters with battered women's syndrome and ergo...
you make me sick
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:13:11 EDT (#)
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HAHA RABBI!!
Congrats.
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:11:16 EDT (#)
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Yes, I'm still marrying him, if he's lucky. I love his dark features and attentive lovemaking, ooooo and his hairy chest. Wow, I cant believe you remembered that fight. ha.
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:08:53 EDT (#)
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my best friend married a shicksa...it's ok
I'm Jewish, 35 and have only dated two Jewish woman in my life.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:07:41 EDT (#)
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Are you still getting married to that same guy you had the HUGE fight with?
Submitted by Xcuses (user info) at 2005-09-27 17:06:22 EDT (#)
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So his parents don't like you?
Enjoy Hanukah