Bite Me (757 hits)
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Submitted by <thisfieldispointless@.com> (View user info) at 2003-05-18 07:03:43 EDT
This Post is intended for all those who think that looking at dead cats is "cool"
Eat my shit and go to hell
Fuck you
Sincerly,
Work Sucks
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Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-05-18 16:50:57 EDT (#)
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sigh... i'm so bored today. -2 for getting my hopes up that this was an interesting post. i hate you. oh, and unless i'm mistaken that fur that stands up are called hackles.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-05-18 16:37:45 EDT (#)
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That sounded worse than I thought it would. Damn it. I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-05-18 16:33:22 EDT (#)
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"No bugs on this pussy."
*shudder*
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-05-18 16:27:21 EDT (#)
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And thank god for that Tina.
I don't have time to think up some witty way to tell you to die so wrap your lips around a glock.
Submitted by Raimee (user info) at 2003-05-18 15:32:40 EDT (#)
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You have a point in saying that it was a mean post about that dead cat.
I love cats and kittens and i get mad when my boyfriend says that he will eat my kitten.
But you have to lighten up and learn how to take a joke.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-05-18 13:08:36 EDT (#)
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That is another thing, too. The eyes are always the first to fill with ants and shit, and rot away. No bugs on this pussy.
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-18 13:07:24 EDT (#)
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I used to have a cat named Mr. Pants.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-05-18 13:07:16 EDT (#)
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Cat's eyes are always glazed and vacant. They aren't rocket scientists, you know. And when they are resting, they are probably not thinking. Of anything. God, I wish I were a cat.
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-05-18 13:05:21 EDT (#)
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Thanks Tina for clearing that up. +2 worksucks for being a cat person.
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-18 13:04:32 EDT (#)
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Yes, but his eyes were glazed and vacant.
Submitted by Titinita (user info) at 2003-05-18 12:56:55 EDT (#)
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That cat was almost certainly alive. His fur was fluffy; meaning still standing somewhat up--a dead cat would have matted fur. Live cats have special fur that is very sensitive to the touch and stands up at least a little at all times. His belly was round, and certainly full of air; a dead cat would be deflated. His body was not stiff-looking and locked in an odd position, but relaxed and natural. Lastly, there was no wounds or blood, so if the cat was somehow dead, it would have JUST died of natural causes. If his face looked weird to you, that is just what cats look like. When cats are outside, there are many more smells around, and cats will open there mouths slightly to "taste" the air, as many animals, including cats, have a "sixth" sense that is a combination of smell and taste. As for the eyes, that is what a lazy cat looks like. So therefore, the cat was almost certainly NOT dead.
Submitted by HeavensWalls (user info) at 2003-05-18 12:56:52 EDT (#)
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So what you're saying is that to be cool, you stare at live cats all day long huh? Wow your awesome...
Submitted by HotDog (user info) at 2003-05-18 12:48:11 EDT (#)
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Ya know, I'm pretty sure that that cat wasn't dead.
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2003-05-18 11:47:22 EDT (#)
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you're funny. you're so funny. you're so absolutely fucking funny.
drown in a pool of my drunken vomit.