Internet Pissing Match (985 hits)
Category: SportsRating: 1.57 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by _Q_ (View user info) at 2005-09-28 14:51:44 EDT
I just took a piss and it was boring, so I started walking backwards and hit the urinal from four full steps away. It had a pretty nice arc, too. So what if I squeezed for too long and ended up dying really quickly, and ended up getting a nice long piss streak down the left leg of my work pants? That is what stain resistant fabric is for... like water off a duck's back, baby.
How far can you get it in from? I'd like to see you do better than four steps.
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Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2005-10-11 15:36:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can piss a few feet... but i can nut just as far...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-09-28 22:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've used the handicap stall at work for just that purpose.
Fuck the gimps, I'm going for a personal record.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:48:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic title.
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like you took your own advice for maximizing your orgasm! Kiegal!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/54326
Awesome. You always keep me entertained.
I can piss about 6 or 7 ft into a toilet.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:00:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Aroubd 6 years ago I still lived with my mum in our terraced house (I grew up in the skids, ha ha) and the toilet was in a little room of it's own and the door opened onto the stairs. When I had a hard on I would have to walk backwards down the stairs whilst pissing in order to get everything into the bowl. The furthest down I had to go was three steps.
That was only around six or seven feet but I feel I should gain extra points for control.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
5 stories down, through the parking garage opening, into a forensics van
and onto two techs and their lunch during a double murder investigation.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:26:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I, for one, feel that record attempts should be made while pissing into a commode - not a urinal. It requires far more accuracy and skill to not only get the proper arc, but also the steadfastness of stream to hit the middle of the bowl and not get any on the seat or rim and piss off the whiny bitch with whom I live. That being said - I've nailed it from the door of my hall bathroom which is +/- 7'-0".
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Depends on the urinal's height, I reckon.
Submitted by moopadoopdoop (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the pic
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do we have the right to masturbate before? You know...when you have morning wood and you're forced to go in your backyard in the the cold winter because your cock won't bend, man, I can piss fucking far away.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:24:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:04:51 (#)
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someone posted this almost to a T a while back.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How dem plants doin?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:04:51 EDT (#)
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someone posted this almost to a T a while back.
Are we talking first piss of the morning..
first piss after 30 beers....
the piss you take when your dad finally pulls over for you...
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
did anyone else have those urinals (back in elementary) that went all the way down to the floor??? many records were set on those ones.
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I don't think I set any records but those urinals sure were great.
That guy on the right is pretty cute.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-28 14:53:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
then again, you can get better distance if you're peeing on the kid's urinal at the end of the row. that's not fair.
did anyone else have those urinals (back in elementary) that went all the way down to the floor??? many records were set on those ones.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-28 14:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
my record is 30 tiles back