Raising An Uberbaby: How to Change Diapers (w/ Camwhore) (1243 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1.68 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by K@i (View user info) at 2005-09-28 15:05:16 EDT
Q: How do you change a baby's diapers?
A: Get your wife to do it.
Besides, can't you see I'm busy?!?!?
User Reviews
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-10-13 23:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't mistake it for a cheeseburger, chubby.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-29 00:15:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
What the grey?
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"No play for Mr. Grey"
BULLSHIT! lol!
Submitted by sideshow (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't NEED "new insults". My old ones have "staying power".
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah I went fishing once. That +2 got away too.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-28 18:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What the grey?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:58:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I like my grey.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:56:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cute baby.
And.
Just for Men beard and moustache, dude.
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My little girl is due sometime around February. I swore I was going to stop breeding after The Boy, but, well, what can you do...
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Aw Jefaroo, did I hurt your little feelings? Have another drink.
No crumbs, no rolls, no way - keep dreaming. You know, had you stayed in school past 3rd grade, they teach you A WHOLE BUNCH OF NEW INSULTS! you should have stuck around.
Did you get the Shlong-a-tron I sent you, Mr. Labiaman??
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65741
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
waah waah waah, fatass.
PS> wipe the crumbs from your beard. Also, from under your numerous rolls of fat, Rambo.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'd be bitter too if I were Jeffie - pipe cleaner aids victim physique, chronic drunk, ugly wife with a shrivelled uterus... hell, I'd probably do something stupid and useless like save unwanted greyhounds from the dumpster behind the dog track... you know, stuff that people with no lives & limited intelligence do to keep themselves from commiting suicide.
Damned dogs.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
kai's offspring on uber?
<shivers>
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:48:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
Try not to crush the little thing, fatass. And don't eat it. It's not a donut.
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Kai, I'm sorry but I am in tears from laughing at this.
Shlongy...you're fucking one in a million man. They
broke the mold.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:48:27 (#)
Ranking: -1
Try not to crush the little thing, fatass. And don't eat it. It's not a donut
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Made me laugh out loud.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:48:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Try not to crush the little thing, fatass. And don't eat it. It's not a donut.
Submitted by Cadrach (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by moopadoopdoop (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:27:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
come talk to me again when your baby is a naked 18-year-old girl
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What an asshole.
Cute kid.
You look like a complete psycho.
Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
there is something about that sly look in your eyes that unsettles me.
What do you know that you're not telling us?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Your baby's got some grey in her beard there.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:29:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
he's gonna eat that baby!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Solidarity...cept my goatee is only gray on one side.
Kids!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Somebody get that lunatic away from that baby.
Submitted by moopadoopdoop (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:27:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
come talk to me again when your baby is a naked 18-year-old girl
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:23:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:09:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
She is adorable.
Who did you steal her from?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That baby has a lot of hair!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:15:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
baby is cute.
nice earings felcher.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She is adorable.
Who did you steal her from?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks surprisingly like me...wait a minute...
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:09:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My baby can beat up your baby.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/75169
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-09-28 15:07:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwww....baby!!!
She is a doll!!!