I've discovered the diabolical plan of the Japanese Government (1026 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.33 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by interchange (View user info) at 2005-09-28 16:14:47 EDT
Inspiration:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/76011
Shortly after the United States re-engaged positive relations with the Japanese following the events of World War II, an underground organization of the Japanese Government hatched a dubious plan.
They did not trust our giving spirit and conspired to learn all things possible about American infrastructure in preparation for mass invasion at a later date.
Their method of spying was ingenious. They implanted several "tourists" with a supposed lack of knowledge of the American culture or lingual communication, and they gave them all cameras with a new technology allowing millions of photographs to be taken on a single role of film.
Unforunately, their government soon learned true American infrastructure was too chaotic to target, so they began a technological invasion that will spell the end of America as we know it.
Ever learn to program your VCR? Fuck no. The instructions are in goddamn Japanese which, like, nobody can actually read. Those VCRs are actually all small nuclear devices.
Meanwhile, despite having the ability to curb their population and the fact that their women don't like sex (have you seen their pr0n, OMG they get hurt by those little things???), they are reproducing like rabbits. When their tiny island chain can't handle it anymore, they will strike America, and they will win.
On the bright side? A mass influx of tight pussy for those of us that survive.
User Reviews
Submitted by Magickmuse (user info) at 2005-10-05 00:16:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This wasn't funny as much as it was idiotic. It's like watching seagulls fuck.
I think your slant on Japanese culture is like your dick. Worthless.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-10-03 22:21:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-09-29 05:12:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good, but you do know that the Japanese population is on a dangerous decline, right? The average birthrate of the nation is 1.2 or something like that. In Tokyo it's actually less than 1!
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I'll do my part by making sure to fuck as many of them as possible.
It's the least I can do.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-09-29 05:12:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good, but you do know that the Japanese population is on a dangerous decline, right? The average birthrate of the nation is 1.2 or something like that. In Tokyo it's actually less than 1!
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There are a ridiculous number of Japanese people in the Japan, there's like over 150 million of them or something crammed into a space smaller than Ingerland. That means that half of them could eat the other half and they still would be over crowded.
Food for thought.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:19:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70506
Here is another way they got us!
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2005-09-29 05:12:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty good, but you do know that the Japanese population is on a dangerous decline, right? The average birthrate of the nation is 1.2 or something like that. In Tokyo it's actually less than 1!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-09-29 01:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bwahaha, baka amerikajin. Zutto anatatachi wa watashitachi no akuma yotei wakarahen!
Submitted by moopadoopdoop (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:29:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SHUT THE FUCK UP
you eat monkey shit
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
So long as the post rocks, I don't care if your comments suck people.
Don't be intimidated by my massive wit! I just want your +2s!
Submitted by userpete86 (user info) at 2005-09-28 17:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Every comment before this one rocked. This one does not.
Submitted by interchange (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"... they gave them all cameras with a new technology allowing millions of photographs to be taken on a single role of film."
I hate it when someone quotes a typo, my typo no less. Note to self: proofread and learn the difference between roll and role.
I'm gonna -2 myself for that even though it doesn't count.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the japs can withstand the nuclear flash with their small eyes, it's like they were built for war.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I fucked a nip once. And a Vietnamese girl. They were both very keen on sex, man.
Submitted by goose (user info) at 2005-09-28 16:18:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"... they gave them all cameras with a new technology allowing millions of photographs to be taken on a single role of film."
ha ha
We'll be ok, though, because in our westerns, we have guns that never need reloading.