My “Crayon Game” Entry. (1064 hits)
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Submitted by Dervel (View user info) at 2005-09-29 06:43:54 EDT
It was brought to my attention this morning that on the BBC website is a weekly drawing competition.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/crayon_game/4289706.stm
The basic idea is you draw a picture of your favourite sports person, if they like it they will post it on the site. However, if they really like it you can win a BBC sports goody bag.
A BBC SPORTS GOODY BAG! OH MY GOD!
With that in mind I fired up MS Paint, my undercrackers growing increasingly damp with pre-ejaculate.
BBC sports goody bag. BBC sports goody bag. BBC sports goody bag. BBC sports goody bag.
Anyhow, after literally hours of labour I've finished.
It's a picture of Wayne Gretzky.
Well, Wayne Gretzky with a deformed arm.
It being a serious competition, I wasn't sure the judges would let the draught excluder limb go unpenalised so I added a canvas effect using a filter in MS Photo View to distract them.
By my reckoning I should have my goody bag by mid-October.
The purpose of the post is that I think everyone should enter, then if they win they should post a picture of themselves proudly holding aloft their BBC sports goody bag.
In fact, I think we should do this with any competition anyone happens to stumble across. I know I have room in my life for more assorted branded crap.
Yes, I'm well aware my picture sucks. I was going for the "low art" stance.
User Reviews
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-10-06 10:01:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey incontinence pants head! Long time no type
Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2005-10-05 20:35:19 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2005-10-03 09:43:18 EDT (#)
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nicely done!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:57:02 EDT (#)
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My what a long arm he has.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:52:19 EDT (#)
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I have answered your conundrum on your previous post. Apologies for my 'friends' calling you at such an unreasonable hour, incidentally.
Nice piccy.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:35:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-09-29 10:34:19 EDT (#)
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nice job
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2005-09-29 09:44:39 EDT (#)
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I found it amusing that the color scheme on my monitor makes wayne look like he has a duck's head
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:59:08 EDT (#)
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I like what appears to be a linen finish on the paper. How'd you manage that in MSP?
Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:26:03 EDT (#)
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I really liked the slightly naieve picture there old bean.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:24:19 EDT (#)
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Thanks AJ.
I thought I'd spelt his name wrong for a second then.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:22:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/76108
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:19:58 EDT (#)
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Gretzky???
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:15:55 EDT (#)
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see what I mean?
ITS A BLOKE
http://www.filmwise.com/contests/eternal/sex_08.jpg
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-09-29 08:14:35 EDT (#)
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+2 because I thought this said "crying game" and I was relieved when I actually saw the picture.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:53:27 EDT (#)
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Ahahahahaha!
Good work that man.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:50:59 EDT (#)
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I drew this picture of tim Henman because I think that it is only a little bit longer until he wins at Wimbeldone like I drew him doing here. He is the best tenis player in the world. One day I met him and he winked at me and smiled and everything. He is my hero. GO HENMAN
I better fucking win now
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:47:53 EDT (#)
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Just doing it now.
I'll post the e-mail as well
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:47:02 EDT (#)
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Brilliant effort, A-. Have you sent it in yet?
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:41:57 EDT (#)
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http://www.mystop.co.uk/henman.jpg
There's my entry. It's Tim Henman playing at Wimbeldon. You can tell because someone has strawberries and cream
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:27:30 EDT (#)
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If I had any gold star stickers, I'd be rubbing your chest now.
Ahhh Mr Roberts and his gold stars... junior school was the best.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:21:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:10:56 (#)
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WHO THE FLYING FERRET IS WAYNE GRETZKY AND WHY IS HE HURTING THAT BADGER.
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That's a bloody big badger. Whoever he is, he's very brave.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:10:56 EDT (#)
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WHO THE FLYING FERRET IS WAYNE GRETZKY AND WHY IS HE HURTING THAT BADGER.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:05:25 EDT (#)
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Thought this was tentacle hentai until I realized that thing is supposed to be an arm.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:03:14 EDT (#)
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The canvas effect claims another victim.
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-09-29 07:00:46 EDT (#)
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Wow, that acyually quite good.
Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-09-29 06:57:28 EDT (#)
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Well Phil Taylor is, so I can't see why Ron wouldn't be acknowledged as such by the beeb.
Quite similar acts really are playing darts and having sex. They both make my right arm ache.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2005-09-29 06:51:52 EDT (#)
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Does Ron Jeremy count as a sports person?
Submitted by Fabit (user info) at 2005-09-29 06:49:32 EDT (#)
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HAHA awesome, good luck!
If you get a BBC water bottle can you send it my way, i had a nice squidgy royal navy one but some chav fucker stole it at a staff meeting
<cries acid tears>