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A haiku (SPT) (553 hits)

Category: General

Rating: -0.33 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Manic Velocity (View user info) at 2005-09-29 12:11:37 EDT


I am so damn tired.
I should have gotten more sleep.
Please let me go home.

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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2005-09-29 23:49:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck You
For making a haiku
Negative Two

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-09-29 13:47:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-09-29 13:03:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

dude, Haikus go on MONDAYS, remember????

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+ 2 for my stupidity

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fuck, 8

no 'was'

Submitted by morontian (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Getting drunk tonight
Won't be as much fun as sex was
But it's good enough

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:43:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This post made me hard
As I'm laughing like a tard
Oh shit, that's my load

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm tired as well
Most people who work are, too
stop your bitchin, man.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hark! Lunch, it calls me.
Suckle this plus two, comrade,
While I suck lunch teats.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I love Caddyshack,
But, oh, not for Bill Murray,
But for Dangerfield.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My mangina screams,
Penoris nightmares wake it
From its boner dreams.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-09-29 12:16:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hmmmmm...

Depends on how you say the word "tired" I suppose.

Some say it as 1 syllable.
Some say it with 2.

But at least you know enough to shoot for the 5-7-5 meter.


Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.

Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.

Homer: Why you little -- !

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